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(CBS Sports)   Matchday 4 kicks off with Chelsea vs. Crystal Palace, then Everton vs. Brighton at 10 AM ET, Leeds vs. Man. City at 12:30 PM, and Newcastle vs. Burnley at 3 PM in your Saturday Premier League action   (cbssports.com) divider line
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2020-10-03 8:09:27 AM  
Chelsea attacking, Palace defending well, not much else happening yet.
 
2020-10-03 8:13:53 AM  
Hello all.
I see the refs have been told to be a bit more lenient with the hand ball calls after last week's happenings.
Usual blurb on last week's action here.
The refs table situation looks a bit like this
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Attwell not getting a game this week so Dean & Taylor really have to concentrate to close the gap at the top at Leicester & Untidy respectively.
Full appointments list is here
 
2020-10-03 8:17:32 AM  
Nice of Lampstand to give Kepa a day off on his birthday
 
2020-10-03 8:41:59 AM  
Dammit Palace!
 
2020-10-03 8:42:46 AM  
So far the only one worse at picking perfects than I am is Pista. O for 28 vs 0 for 26.
 
2020-10-03 8:51:57 AM  

medius: So far the only one worse at picking perfects than I am is Pista. O for 28 vs 0 for 26.


I am a mere 1 for 26, but am still holding onto 8th in the FFPL because of GD (a mere -4, while a lot of us have some rather amazing negative GD's).
 
2020-10-03 8:53:30 AM  

Pista: Dammit Palace!


Did the Mendy in goal at least not make a bone-headed move to allow the goal?
 
2020-10-03 8:57:36 AM  
Dammit Palace!!
 
2020-10-03 8:58:37 AM  

Pista: Dammit Palace!!


This time, I am joining you... Dammit Palace!!
 
2020-10-03 9:00:21 AM  
Did Palace suddenly forget how to play defense, or is Chelsea really trying to make sure their new keeper has a cushion to fall back on?
 
2020-10-03 9:06:23 AM  

ClavellBCMI: medius: So far the only one worse at picking perfects than I am is Pista. O for 28 vs 0 for 26.

I am a mere 1 for 26, but am still holding onto 8th in the FFPL because of GD (a mere -4, while a lot of us have some rather amazing negative GD's).


And Palace is doing my GD no favors... Dammit Palace!!
 
2020-10-03 9:07:12 AM  

ClavellBCMI: Did Palace suddenly forget how to play defense, or is Chelsea really trying to make sure their new keeper has a cushion to fall back on?


Lampard's Chelsea play a lot like Keegan's Newcastle. "Sure, our 'defence' is going to concede 3, so we'll have to score 4 or 5."
 
2020-10-03 9:08:04 AM  

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: medius: So far the only one worse at picking perfects than I am is Pista. O for 28 vs 0 for 26.

I am a mere 1 for 26, but am still holding onto 8th in the FFPL because of GD (a mere -4, while a lot of us have some rather amazing negative GD's).

And Palace is doing my GD no favors... Dammit Palace!!


And yes, I predicted that Palace would get a win here, because I didn't think that Chelsea would yank Kepa that quickly after signing Mendy.
 
2020-10-03 9:08:42 AM  
That was a dive & a half
 
2020-10-03 9:09:02 AM  
those who live in crystal palaces should not kick stones

or abrahams
 
2020-10-03 9:09:12 AM  
Dammit Palace!!!
 
2020-10-03 9:09:47 AM  
Dammit Palace!!!
 
2020-10-03 9:10:40 AM  

Pista: Dammit Palace!!!


ClavellBCMI: Dammit Palace!!!


Jinx!!!
 
2020-10-03 9:11:14 AM  
Totally makes sense that Palace's abbreviated name on the screen is "CRY"
 
2020-10-03 9:11:16 AM  
no shots on gol?  

dammit palace 

i think i picked y'all to score 1
 
2020-10-03 9:11:40 AM  

ClavellBCMI: Pista: Dammit Palace!!!

ClavellBCMI: Dammit Palace!!!

Jinx!!!


Brain rays!!
 
2020-10-03 9:11:48 AM  
almost a very nice own goal there
 
2020-10-03 9:12:14 AM  
would be funny if their only shot on goal was an own goal
 
2020-10-03 9:12:45 AM  
lol, another penalty

palace is a s good as city today
 
2020-10-03 9:13:06 AM  

medius: would be funny if their only shot on goal was an own goal


The way Palace is "playing", it would be, sadly, fitting.
 
2020-10-03 9:13:22 AM  
Not again.

*sobs*
 
2020-10-03 9:13:24 AM  

medius: lol, another penalty

palace is a s good as city today


*blink*
 
2020-10-03 9:13:33 AM  
tammy unhappy he doesn't get to score
 
2020-10-03 9:13:53 AM  

ClavellBCMI: medius: lol, another penalty

palace is a s good as city today

*blink*


you're right, they need a third.
 
2020-10-03 9:14:05 AM  
DAMMIT PALACE!!!!
 
2020-10-03 9:14:08 AM  
Tammy told to wind his neck in by his skipper
 
2020-10-03 9:14:50 AM  

Pista: Not again.

*sobs*


ClavellBCMI: DAMMIT PALACE!!!!


Time to start in on the beer for me...
 
2020-10-03 9:14:55 AM  

ClavellBCMI: DAMMIT PALACE!!!!


Wot he said ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2020-10-03 9:17:46 AM  
that should have been a penalty if chelsea got such soft calls, no?
 
2020-10-03 9:18:17 AM  
does Roy even know where he is?
 
2020-10-03 9:26:01 AM  
Rumor on the Twitters has it that today's match between the MIGHTY Oxford United and Crewe Alexandria may be postponed due to a Crewe person testing positive for COVID-19.

The EFL season is going to be a big mess.
 
2020-10-03 9:28:41 AM  
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I've got a monster between my legs.
 
2020-10-03 9:34:04 AM  

ClavellBCMI: Did Palace suddenly forget how to play defense, or is Chelsea really trying to make sure their new keeper has a cushion to fall back on?


It's the strategy Liverpool used before they signed Alison and VVD; make sure to score at least 3 goals because they were going to give up 2
 
2020-10-03 9:36:47 AM  
Y'all see this shiat?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CF4CpvDA5​5​h/?igshid=qvlvhgo0gf02

The PL SM GD team have really outdone themselves.

That's like a 90s era wall poster.
 
2020-10-03 9:39:11 AM  
I should have paid attention to the head-to-head history for the last 5 times those two teams met... all of them were Chelsea wins.
 
2020-10-03 9:41:37 AM  

nursetim: ClavellBCMI: Did Palace suddenly forget how to play defense, or is Chelsea really trying to make sure their new keeper has a cushion to fall back on?

It's the strategy Liverpool used before they signed Alison and VVD; make sure to score at least 3 goals because they were going to give up 2


Ahh, yes, the days when the most feared thing in the minds of a Liverpool fan was Liverpool leading 2-0 going into the second half because they knew the defense was about to concede 2.
 
2020-10-03 9:43:32 AM  
No shots on goal. Even Kepa would have had a shutout.
 
2020-10-03 9:46:04 AM  

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: medius: So far the only one worse at picking perfects than I am is Pista. O for 28 vs 0 for 26.

I am a mere 1 for 26, but am still holding onto 8th in the FFPL because of GD (a mere -4, while a lot of us have some rather amazing negative GD's).

And Palace is doing my GD no favors... Dammit Palace!!

And yes, I predicted that Palace would get a win here, because I didn't think that Chelsea would yank Kepa that quickly after signing Mendy.


Oh, and, thanks to Palace, I slipped from 8th to 10th in the FFPL, thanks to GD (and none of us have a whole lot of wins yet, so I guess, this season, we all suck at making preds so far).
 
2020-10-03 9:47:23 AM  

medius: No shots on goal. Even Kepa would have had a shutout.


He would have found a way to score an OG, count on it.
 
2020-10-03 9:56:30 AM  

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: medius: So far the only one worse at picking perfects than I am is Pista. O for 28 vs 0 for 26.

I am a mere 1 for 26, but am still holding onto 8th in the FFPL because of GD (a mere -4, while a lot of us have some rather amazing negative GD's).

And Palace is doing my GD no favors... Dammit Palace!!

And yes, I predicted that Palace would get a win here, because I didn't think that Chelsea would yank Kepa that quickly after signing Mendy.

Oh, and, thanks to Palace, I slipped from 8th to 10th in the FFPL, thanks to GD (and none of us have a whole lot of wins yet, so I guess, this season, we all suck at making preds so far).


I'm not even looking at the table yet. It'll only get the fans on the mac working overtime to cool it down from all the flames
 
2020-10-03 9:59:05 AM  

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: medius: So far the only one worse at picking perfects than I am is Pista. O for 28 vs 0 for 26.

I am a mere 1 for 26, but am still holding onto 8th in the FFPL because of GD (a mere -4, while a lot of us have some rather amazing negative GD's).

And Palace is doing my GD no favors... Dammit Palace!!

And yes, I predicted that Palace would get a win here, because I didn't think that Chelsea would yank Kepa that quickly after signing Mendy.

Oh, and, thanks to Palace, I slipped from 8th to 10th in the FFPL, thanks to GD (and none of us have a whole lot of wins yet, so I guess, this season, we all suck at making preds so far).


And I would like to applaud MrH for his truly-amazing 2nd place in the FFPL while having a -60 GD. And dietbubba, if you had joined earlier, you would be laughing at us plebians right now.
 
2020-10-03 10:00:22 AM  

Pista: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: medius: So far the only one worse at picking perfects than I am is Pista. O for 28 vs 0 for 26.

I am a mere 1 for 26, but am still holding onto 8th in the FFPL because of GD (a mere -4, while a lot of us have some rather amazing negative GD's).

And Palace is doing my GD no favors... Dammit Palace!!

And yes, I predicted that Palace would get a win here, because I didn't think that Chelsea would yank Kepa that quickly after signing Mendy.

Oh, and, thanks to Palace, I slipped from 8th to 10th in the FFPL, thanks to GD (and none of us have a whole lot of wins yet, so I guess, this season, we all suck at making preds so far).

I'm not even looking at the table yet. It'll only get the fans on the mac working overtime to cool it down from all the flames


Hey, at least you are above me on the table, so you aren't a cellar dweller, at least.
 
2020-10-03 10:02:38 AM  
So, will this be the match that finally ends the Brighton run of draws?
 
2020-10-03 10:05:49 AM  

ClavellBCMI: So, will this be the match that finally ends the Brighton run of draws?


Oops, 1 win, 2 losses (and someone here doesn't want to mention the Brighton win, for obvious reasons).
 
2020-10-03 10:06:29 AM  

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: So, will this be the match that finally ends the Brighton run of draws?

Oops, 1 win, 2 losses (and someone here doesn't want to mention the Brighton win, for obvious reasons).


(hears the click from here)
 
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