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2020-10-02 2:24:15 PM  
He's behind like 8 literal walls.
 
2020-10-02 2:26:45 PM  
"Sleepy Trump never leaves his basement!"
 
2020-10-02 2:26:50 PM  
it's beautiful
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2020-10-02 2:27:44 PM  
Low energy.  Sad.
 
2020-10-02 2:31:19 PM  
Sleepy Don in the bunker hiding from the world.
 
2020-10-02 2:31:34 PM  
Hilarious.

Maybe Trump is the 400 pound guy in the basement hacking our elections.
 
2020-10-02 2:31:45 PM  
His campaign is on a ventilator.
 
2020-10-02 2:32:44 PM  
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2020-10-02 2:34:16 PM  

Lambskincoat: He's behind like 8 literal walls.


Boxee works for the white house now, doesn't she?
 
2020-10-02 2:41:57 PM  
Biden just lost the preppers votes!
 
2020-10-02 2:42:36 PM  

OldRod: "Sleepy Trump never leaves his basement!"


Low energy. Sad.
 
2020-10-02 2:43:08 PM  
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2020-10-02 2:43:35 PM  
I have high hopes for this thread....
 
2020-10-02 2:43:35 PM  
He still thinks he's going to walk away from this.
Sad.
 
2020-10-02 2:43:58 PM  
bunker, not basement
 
2020-10-02 2:44:13 PM  
I am waiting for Biden to announce he is quarantine due to his exposure to Trump, then Trump to attack him for hiding and being unwilling to go out.
 
2020-10-02 2:44:19 PM  
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2020-10-02 2:44:42 PM  
Well, his idol died in a bunker too.
 
2020-10-02 2:44:47 PM  
Return of the Bunker
 
2020-10-02 2:44:51 PM  
Bunker biatch biatching from his bunker.
 
2020-10-02 2:44:51 PM  
If Karma is real, this is a healthy dose of it.
 
2020-10-02 2:45:55 PM  
Low energy.  Sad!
 
2020-10-02 2:46:35 PM  
Oh, damn, he's going to commandeer the Emergency Alert System that phones can't disable, isn't he?
 
2020-10-02 2:46:53 PM  
Have the Representative and Senate candidates made the same pledge or are they going to hold proxy disease rally vectors?
 
2020-10-02 2:47:07 PM  
It's just for an inspection, a very detailed 2 weeks inspection.
 
2020-10-02 2:47:18 PM  
I honestly don't want anyone to get sick. That said, he placed himself at all kinds of risk, so it's not that surprising. I've basically sheltered in place since March. Is it totally necessary? No. Am I still alive? Yes.

There are no guarantees, but I am making sure that bug has to work overtime to get me.
 
2020-10-02 2:47:28 PM  

moulderx1: I have high hopes for this thread....


Trumps Dr is a DO. Does that fulfill your expectations?
 
2020-10-02 2:47:30 PM  
But but but his GOOD GENES!! Why, it's like they meant nothing at all!
 
2020-10-02 2:47:49 PM  
Amusing tag used because the Ironic tag has exploded.
 
2020-10-02 2:48:19 PM  
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2020-10-02 2:48:21 PM  
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2020-10-02 2:48:46 PM  
I'll believe it when he tweets it. Just think there's a possibility that at this very moment, Trump is being forced to face his own mortality. No more bullshiat indeed.
 
2020-10-02 2:49:14 PM  
From the bunker/basement, WITH A TELEPROMPTER!.
 
2020-10-02 2:49:57 PM  
It's a turn-around coke snort
It's everybody Trump shart
It's every generation throws covfefe up the pop charts
Medicine is magical and C19 is pain
Think of the boy in the bunker
And the POTUS with the baboon brain
 
2020-10-02 2:50:21 PM  
This is for the Red5 farkied fuxkers.

Sep 12, 2020 07:16:16 PM
While I travel the Country, Joe sleeps in his basement, telling the Fake News Media to "get lost". If you're a reporter covering Sleepy Joe, you have basically gone into retirement! 
Sep 8, 2020 07:03:02 AM
Great! Biden is finally being forced out of his basement. Now you'll be able to see what is going on "up there". He may do some "limited" campaigning. Basement Biden is no longer playing well in the Polls!

Sep 3, 2020 08:35:20 AM
Sleepy Joe Hiden' was acknowledged by his own people to have done a terrible job on a much easier situation, H1N1 Swine Flu. The OBiden Administration failed badly on this, & now he sits back in his basement and criticizes every move we make on the China Virus. DOING GREAT JOB! https://t.co/p2H40mD7Sh

Sep 2, 2020 08:22:01 AM
Joe Biden is a Low Energy Candidate the likes of which we have never seen before. The last thing our country needs is a Low Energy Individual, especially when surrounded by High Energy Chess Players scattered all over the world. He's back in his basement now - no schedule!

Sep 2, 2020 07:33:37 AM
Joe Biden is a Low Energy Candidate the likes of which we have never seen before. The last thing our country needs is a Low Energy Individulal, especially when surrounded by High Energy Chess Players scattered all over the world. He's back in his basement now - no schedule!

Aug 31, 2020 08:40:01 AM
The Radical Left Mayors & Governors of Cities where this crazy violence is taking place have lost control of their "Movement". It wasn't supposed to be like this, but the Anarchists & Agitators got carried away and don't listen anymore - even forced Slow Joe out of basement!

Aug 30, 2020 09:25:49 PM
Joe Biden is coming out of the basement earlier than his hoped for ten days because his people told him he has no choice, his poll numbers are PLUNGING! Going to Pittsburgh, where I have helped industry to a record last year, & then back to his basement for an extended period...

Aug 30, 2020 05:16:33 PM
Rushing him out of basement after seeing some very disturbing numbers. Don't worry, he'll go back to basement soon! https://t.co/CEMq5xowQt

Aug 30, 2020 03:36:36 PM
..The people of Portland, like all other cities & parts of our great Country, want Law & Order. The Radical Left Democrat Mayors, like the dummy running Portland, or the guy right now in his basement unwilling to lead or even speak out against crime, will never be able to do it!

Aug 30, 2020 05:41:27 AM
RT @RealJamesWoods: Hey, can somebody yell down to the basement and tell Joe there's another police station on fire? Try to catch him betwe...

Aug 30, 2020 05:36:47 AM
RT @RealJamesWoods: Basement flooded? https://t.co/x0MwRkirLI

Aug 29, 2020 11:46:00 AM
Now that Biden's Polls are dropping fast, he has agreed to get out of his basement and start campaignin,"in ten days." Sadly, that is a very slow reaction time for a President. Our beloved USA needs a much faster, smarter, and tougher response than that. Get out there today, Joe!

Aug 29, 2020 07:34:08 AM
RT @GOPChairwoman: If Joe Biden had his way, he would stay in the basement forever. But most Americans are not privileged politicians....

Aug 14, 2020 06:35:51 AM
RT @FordOConnell: Spot on @HeyTammyBruce: "Hiding Mr. Biden in a basement has been absurdly accepted by the media. Unable to toss Ms. Har...

Aug 2, 2020 05:54:19 AM
Was in the Great State of Texas this week and explained that the Radical Left Do Nothing Democrats, headed up by their great leader, Sleepy Joe Biden (who never leaves his basement), are strongly against "Oil, Gas, Guns, & God". Must be tough to win Texas on that platform!

Jul 26, 2020 07:53:30 AM
RT @HeyTammyBruce: Oh shut up w the patronizing garbage. YOU'RE HIDING IN YOUR BASEMENT while the rest of us are dealing w riots enabled by...

Jun 25, 2020 09:44:09 PM
RT @GOPChairwoman: Joe Biden finally left the basement, and here is the "welcome" he received. Pennsylvania voters support @realDonaldTru...

Jun 19, 2020 08:47:39 AM
RT @henryrodgersdc: WOAH: Terry McAuliffe recorded saying Dems prefer Biden stay 'in the basement' https://t.co/gWew0Bc7cD via @gregg_re @F...

Jun 11, 2020 09:02:01 AM
Sleepy Joe Biden refuses to leave his basement "sanctuary" and tell his Radical Left BOSSES that they are heading in the wrong direction. Tell them to get out of Seattle now. Liberal Governor @JayInslee is looking "the fool". LAW & ORDER!

May 12, 2020 06:11:53 AM
RT @alexdatig: Fox's Ingraham: Being Locked in a Basement Is a 'Gift' For Biden https://t.co/wrhi0uQy7w https://t.co/1CmmzQznwR
 
2020-10-02 2:50:56 PM  
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2020-10-02 2:51:38 PM  
FTFA: All previously announced campaign events involving the President's participation are in the process of being moved to virtual events or are being temporarily postponed.

Didn't he just flake out on a phone call with old people under the excuse that he didn't want give seniors the Gyna virus...over the phone? I'm thinking these 'events' are a no-go.  He can't handle it without a crowd there to polish his mushroom.
 
2020-10-02 2:51:38 PM  
Biden should pile on right now with a Covid-19 mitigation plan.
A message to seniors.
 
2020-10-02 2:53:36 PM  
He'll be able to campaign with his shoes off.  Take a look at that leading foot.  If there arent' lifts in there you don't want to see what shape that foot is.
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2020-10-02 2:54:43 PM  
I hear it's haunted by the ghost of Socks the cat.
 
2020-10-02 2:54:49 PM  

culebra: It's a turn-around coke snort
It's everybody Trump shart
It's every generation throws covfefe up the pop charts
Medicine is magical and C19 is pain
Think of the boy in the bunker
And the POTUS with the baboon brain


Props for using a song that isn't as well recognized and changing the lyrics enough to where you cant just Google it to easily find the song.

/Like that entire album
 
2020-10-02 2:56:10 PM  

valkore: culebra: It's a turn-around coke snort
It's everybody Trump shart
It's every generation throws covfefe up the pop charts
Medicine is magical and C19 is pain
Think of the boy in the bunker
And the POTUS with the baboon brain

Props for using a song that isn't as well recognized and changing the lyrics enough to where you cant just Google it to easily find the song.

/Like that entire album


Works to the tune of White Lines as well.
 
2020-10-02 2:56:33 PM  

ruudbob: moulderx1: I have high hopes for this thread....

Trumps Dr is a DO. Does that fulfill your expectations?


Doctor of Osteoporosis?
Now THAT IS specialization....
 
2020-10-02 2:58:21 PM  

advex101: If there arent' lifts in there you don't want to see what shape that foot is.



This...

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2020-10-02 2:59:00 PM  

valkore: culebra: It's a turn-around coke snort
It's everybody Trump shart
It's every generation throws covfefe up the pop charts
Medicine is magical and C19 is pain
Think of the boy in the bunker
And the POTUS with the baboon brain

Props for using a song that isn't as well recognized and changing the lyrics enough to where you cant just Google it to easily find the song.

/Like that entire album


Ditto.  I could hear the accordion when I read it.
 
2020-10-02 2:59:04 PM  

advex101: He'll be able to campaign with his shoes off.  Take a look at that leading foot.  If there arent' lifts in there you don't want to see what shape that foot is.
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Even if there aren't lifts, I wouldn't want to see any more of Trump exposed. I smell those sweaty moobs through my monitor when I see pictures of him playing tennis as it is.
 
2020-10-02 3:01:36 PM  
Well, I think it's safe to say that anything he broadcasts from his bunker can be considered viral.
 
2020-10-02 3:02:29 PM  
I love that the gop which has been fighting testing for us plebs is now saying they need to ramp up testing on the hill because they might get it.

Man fark you, live in the same hellscape you are complicit in making.
 
2020-10-02 3:02:43 PM  

advex101: He'll be able to campaign with his shoes off.  Take a look at that leading foot.  If there arent' lifts in there you don't want to see what shape that foot is.
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Maybe he's moonwalking!

Choreography, libdancers!
 
2020-10-02 3:02:47 PM  
Got a kick out of this little nugget.

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