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(The New York Times)   In other news, Super Mario is now old enough to run for president. And we know he knows his stuff when it comes to mushrooms and turtles   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Mario, Super Mario Bros., Princess Peach, iconic video game, Luigi, Shigeru Miyamoto, Super Mario Sunshine, Japanese video game company's equivalent  
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2020-10-02 1:17:58 PM  
He also has to be born in America, too.

Does his birth certificate say he's from Brooklyn or is the official canon state he is just of Italian origin?
2020-10-02 1:19:14 PM  
if he got a VP nom could we send him to the senate to stomp a turtle and kick it offscreen never to be seen again?

i could vote for that.
2020-10-02 1:28:27 PM  
Well, yeah, if we don't count Jump Man or arcade games, I guess.

Photo of Mario, age 4 to 8 depending on how we're figuring it, with his brother:

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2020-10-02 1:37:24 PM  
Super Mario Brothers Super Show Credits - Do the Mario!
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2020-10-02 2:19:48 PM  
You know, TFA is surprisingly interesting for a listicle and, for those who can't be bothered to read it, contains a link to this twitter feed, which I now can't stop reading. Of course, I'm a sucker for random video game trivia, but then again, if you're reading this thread, you probably are too...
2020-10-02 5:07:20 PM  
That means Gyromite is 35 too.
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