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2020-10-02 12:57:34 AM  
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2020-10-02 12:58:23 AM  
Holy shiat!
 
2020-10-02 1:01:14 AM  
He'll be fine.  Dammit.

/but prayer works, it seems
 
2020-10-02 1:01:38 AM  

dildo tontine: Holy shiat!


Username likely for many upon hearing this news
 
2020-10-02 1:02:36 AM  
I don't want him to die.

He can't escape justice that easily.

But on behalf of over 200,000 dead Americans, I hope he enjoys some terror-filled days to come.
 
2020-10-02 1:02:50 AM  
Hold on to your butts!
 
2020-10-02 1:03:18 AM  
Karma.

/5 seconds, what a yoke!
 
2020-10-02 1:04:13 AM  
Hahahahaha KARMA is so 2020!

/ Take him sweet universe!
 
2020-10-02 1:04:45 AM  
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2020-10-02 1:04:47 AM  

wejash: I don't want him to die.

He can't escape justice that easily.

But on behalf of over 200,000 dead Americans, I hope he enjoys some terror-filled days to come.


This would solve the problem of having to arrest a former president vs letting him off with a pardon.   That's a no win scenario for the next administration.
 
2020-10-02 1:04:49 AM  
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If Trump dies,Pence is not the presidential candidate.
 
2020-10-02 1:04:57 AM  
It's about damn time
 
2020-10-02 1:05:35 AM  
1) Holy shiat
2a) That means quarantine for a minimum of 15 days, with just 33 days till the election
2b) Potentially longer, if he becomes seriously ill
3) Has Pence been tested yet?
4) This is what you get for being a careless asshole, asshole
5) Holy shiat
 
2020-10-02 1:05:38 AM  
I recommend a florescence light bulb enema and an asthma inhaler full of Roundup
 
2020-10-02 1:05:39 AM  
Also:  bullshiat, in order to definitively get out of town hall debate?
 
2020-10-02 1:06:15 AM  
This also means everyone at the White House has it and the White House is uninhabitable.
 
2020-10-02 1:06:45 AM  
Oh, please, Baby Jeebus, I don't ask for much, but I think you know what my prayer is here.
 
2020-10-02 1:06:48 AM  
Bart- STRUT!
Youtube xfE5rR75mi0
 
2020-10-02 1:07:48 AM  
Invest in Bleach stonks!!!!

/ Alluded above.
 
2020-10-02 1:07:55 AM  

cretinbob: This also means everyone at the White House has it and the White House is uninhabitable.


It was uninhabitable the moment he sat his huge ass on the chair behind the Resolute desk.
 
2020-10-02 1:08:55 AM  
This is the first step in faking his death. Either that or he becomes incapacitated, Pence has to take charges and he pardons Trump.
 
2020-10-02 1:09:19 AM  
This is weird.

Dude has lied so many times, I wouldn't doubt that this is a BS way to either get out of future debates, get sympathy, or get his racism out of the news.

Probably all 3.
 
2020-10-02 1:09:42 AM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: 1) Holy shiat
2a) That means quarantine for a minimum of 15 days, with just 33 days till the election


If he's telling us this, it's no more than claiming to feel awful on a Friday morning -- too sick for school, Mom, really! -- and then expecting to go out and play Saturday

He can't do debates.   No, really... he's sick.  Big league, yuge.  But that rally in two weeks is still on, right?
 
2020-10-02 1:10:17 AM  

Kubo: This is weird.

Dude has lied so many times, I wouldn't doubt that this is a BS way to either get out of future debates, get sympathy, or get his racism out of the news.

Probably all 3.


This is a real possibility
 
2020-10-02 1:10:24 AM  
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2020-10-02 1:10:41 AM  
Thanks Obama.
 
2020-10-02 1:10:43 AM  
Virus, do your thing!
 
2020-10-02 1:10:51 AM  
Only so he can get out of the next debate.
 
2020-10-02 1:10:53 AM  
Is this really a ploy to get out of the two remaining debates??
 
2020-10-02 1:11:00 AM  
I'm going to try to be an adult and... No, fark it. Hah!
 
2020-10-02 1:11:00 AM  

Tanqueray: Hold on to your butts!


Does it give you the runs?
 
2020-10-02 1:11:01 AM  
IN!
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2020-10-02 1:11:01 AM  
Nelson, his finger pointing, laughs.
 
2020-10-02 1:11:02 AM  
Hoax 1, cheetolini 200,000+
 
2020-10-02 1:11:04 AM  
They just did a breaking news on the tv about this. Still could be a lie.
 
2020-10-02 1:11:04 AM  
He's currently the best president of our Country and I'm not sitting around smocking a cigarette and laughing at it. 20 years in the Core taught me to respect my commander in chief, even if he is now part of the hoax.
 
2020-10-02 1:11:06 AM  
Thoughts & prayers.*

My thoughts are I hope he suffers and I pray that karma is real.
 
2020-10-02 1:11:07 AM  
As October Surprises go, I rate this 11/10!
 
2020-10-02 1:11:07 AM  
What a time to be alive
 
2020-10-02 1:11:18 AM  
Literally unbelievable. As in, I do not believe it.
 
2020-10-02 1:11:24 AM  
That's one way to get out of debates.
 
2020-10-02 1:11:25 AM  
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2020-10-02 1:11:27 AM  

CrazyCurt: Hahahahaha KARMA is so 2020!

/ Take him sweet universe!


It's 2020.  Evil endures.  Trump will be fine.
 
2020-10-02 1:11:34 AM  
Holy fark.
 
2020-10-02 1:11:36 AM  
He doesn't have it, he wants to get out the debates and when he doesn't die it will.just feed his narrative that it's not that bad.
 
2020-10-02 1:11:38 AM  
Seen lurking outside the White House
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Little early but Tecumseh is possibly in play
 
2020-10-02 1:11:40 AM  
Hope Hicks, the nation thanks you for your sacrifice
 
2020-10-02 1:11:43 AM  

wejash: I don't want him to die.

He can't escape justice that easily.

But on behalf of over 200,000 dead Americans, I hope he enjoys some terror-filled days to come.


No, but it would be nice if he gets just that close before medicine saves him. Leaves him on a respirator until january 20th, then he goes to prison, until he does actually die.
 
2020-10-02 1:11:44 AM  
Let's just see what he does first.

If he starts up with his Kung Flu bullshiat, and doesn't make moves to make an aggressive attempt to eradicate this shiat, ima call bullshiat on this.
 
2020-10-02 1:11:45 AM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That is all.
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