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(Fark)   Welcome Fark Artists to Fartist Friday. Our contest theme: This weekend is National Poetry Day, Taco Day AND Vodak Day. Write a poem celebrating Vodak and/or Tacos AND illustrate it using any medium - pen and paper, Photoshop, sculpture, MSPaint, etc   (fark.com) divider line
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2020-10-01 9:24:00 PM  
Welcome Fark Artists to Fartist Friday. Our contest theme: This weekend is National Poetry Day, Taco Day AND Vodak Day. Write a poem celebrating Vodak and/or Tacos AND illustrate it using any medium - pen and paper, Photoshop, sculpture, MSPaint, etc.

Rules:

One (1) entry per post and a total of three (3) individual entries max allowed per person.

All votable entries must follow the theme requirements: This weekend is National Poetry Day, Taco Day AND Vodak Day. Write a poem celebrating Vodak and/or Tacos AND illustrate it using any medium - pen and paper, Photoshop, sculpture, MSPaint, etc

Prize: Bragging rights and a mention in the Fark NotNewsletter!

Here's my superduper example:

Two poets met at the store
They quickly developed rapport
One with vodak in hand
One with tacos so grand
Said, "I believe we have metaphor"

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Hearty congratulations to last week's contest winner, gunther_bumpass!

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2020-10-01 10:33:29 PM  
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2020-10-02 12:29:12 PM  
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2020-10-02 1:29:42 PM  

E-Brake: Don't forget to illustrate your poems y'all if you want them votable!


Vodak
Mad beat music
Symphony of lust
Like waking in an orgy of lushes
Under tepid blanket of mist
To see the world in a shining glass
Glistening, bare and pure
Entranced by the feral dances
Of the ritual of rebirth

The undertow of passing glances lingers
Almost on the lips of reason
Then gone, melted into the throngs
Of the energies we release

As sweet liquid winds and wraps
It's  silent warmth whispers
And for this  strength of wonder I laugh

Vodak beckons
We are playful souls
That breathe in the day
And exhale the night

Not an illustrator but here goes ,..

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2020-10-02 1:40:04 PM  
Stuffing tacos is a joy
Using fingers to spread the meat
Hold the sour cream

(;)
 
2020-10-02 1:53:26 PM  
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2020-10-03 1:12:35 PM  
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2020-10-04 6:09:25 PM  
This is my Taco
This is my Vodka
One is for drinking
One is for ...not drinking?
The opposite of drinking?
Whatever
 
2020-10-04 6:38:47 PM  
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2020-10-04 6:47:01 PM  
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2020-10-04 6:50:12 PM  
Tacos and vodka
I don't comprehend
Consume them together...
No sense in the end
The stomach will protest
The bowels will quake
Two exits...no waiting
A big big mistake

One at a time
This is the way
Of preventing the
dreaded projectile ballet
Beer is preferred
For all Taco eating
Your tummy will thank you
With normal excreting

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2020-10-04 6:50:33 PM  
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2020-10-04 10:06:22 PM  
Vodka is my first choice of booze
So there really is no time to lose
Get drunk, get nude,
Get Mexican food
And wear the tacos as shoes

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What a taco shoe might look like
 
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