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(Talking Points Memo)   In today's schadenboner news: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have *finally* been charged with felonies for using robocalls to cities to feed voters with false information about mail in voting   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2020-10-01 5:15:22 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:15:50 PM  
F*CKING FINALLY!

\o/

/It's a good day
 
2020-10-01 5:18:17 PM  
Max sentence please
 
2020-10-01 5:19:06 PM  
Upvote x100
 
2020-10-01 5:19:53 PM  
IT'S ABOUT GOD DAMNED TIME.
 
2020-10-01 5:20:02 PM  
THAT'S THE WOHL, BROTHER

HEY WOHL, IF YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME

THAT'S THE WOHL UP THERE, BROTHER
 
2020-10-01 5:20:04 PM  
Niiiiiiice
 
2020-10-01 5:20:50 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:21:26 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:21:57 PM  
Are we sure this is real, and not some actor they paid to claim they're the Michigan AG?
 
2020-10-01 5:22:08 PM  
I hope they were able to get past the security guard:

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2020-10-01 5:22:36 PM  
M. Bison "Yes Yes!" Widescreen HD reupload
Youtube P3ALwKeSEYs
 
2020-10-01 5:23:47 PM  
A bright spot in 2020 finally
 
2020-10-01 5:24:02 PM  
Welcome to Detroit, motherfarkers.
 
2020-10-01 5:24:28 PM  
If this is successful and they go to jail, they won't be going to some cushy Palm Beach resort jail. They will be going to *Detroit* jail.
 
2020-10-01 5:24:42 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:24:47 PM  

leviosaurus: Max sentence please


So house arrest then?
 
2020-10-01 5:25:05 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:25:08 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:25:28 PM  
FINALLY get to post this

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2020-10-01 5:25:47 PM  
Finally, some good farking news.
 
2020-10-01 5:26:05 PM  
I'm just disappointed they didn't get the Parscale treatment, where Trump supporters were surprised to learn that police brutality can happen to rich White people, too.
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2020-10-01 5:26:07 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:26:19 PM  
Bet Burkman finally zips his pants up for this one
 
2020-10-01 5:26:52 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:30:13 PM  
this is what happens when you commit a hundred bullshiat crimes and suffer no consequences for them. you up the stakes without upping the sophistication, and that ambitious hundred and first gets you fooked
 
2020-10-01 5:32:10 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: this is what happens when you commit a hundred bullshiat crimes and suffer no consequences for them. you up the stakes without upping the sophistication, and that ambitious hundred and first gets you fooked


Nah, they didn't up the stakes. They just finally hit the loaded chamber in their game of white collar crime Russian roulette.
 
2020-10-01 5:33:14 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:34:41 PM  
I needed that  bit of news.
 
2020-10-01 5:36:02 PM  
5 gets you 10 he's out in no time and the DOJ prosecutor can't find reasonable cause to prosecute the case.
 
2020-10-01 5:37:26 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: 5 gets you 10 he's out in no time and the DOJ prosecutor can't find reasonable cause to prosecute the case.


State charges.  Barr can do nothing.  As if Barr would do anything for them anyway.  They're a laughingstock without the last name Trump.
 
2020-10-01 5:39:40 PM  
It's so very late and yet it's the right time. All their other bullshiat was targeting specific democrats with outlandish accusations that no one took seriously, and they always fell apart quickly.

This was actually an attempt at tampering with farking democracy. They will try to claim persecution, but it will fall on deaf ears. Even those that attempted to take them seriously will not go along with this. This was the level they needed to reach to where it was game over completely.
 
2020-10-01 5:40:22 PM  
Yaaaas! ^_^

*happy dance*
 
2020-10-01 5:40:23 PM  
One big happy jailbird family.
 
2020-10-01 5:40:26 PM  
I wonder if the little cum stain is even a big enough name for Trump to consider a pardon.
 
2020-10-01 5:40:35 PM  
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Cheers!
 
2020-10-01 5:40:37 PM  
Detroit pizza is best pizza.
 
2020-10-01 5:40:40 PM  
Law and order baby!
 
2020-10-01 5:41:19 PM  

ababyatemydingo: FINALLY get to post this

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Is it bad, that he's done so much bullshiat, that I've honestly forgot what the first time he was totally going to prison but didn't was about?

Was that the time he tried to frame Mueller?
 
2020-10-01 5:41:21 PM  
Hee hee
 
2020-10-01 5:41:21 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:41:22 PM  
The lack of images of their arrest makes my boner less bonerific.
 
2020-10-01 5:41:25 PM  

BizarreMan: Benevolent Misanthrope: 5 gets you 10 he's out in no time and the DOJ prosecutor can't find reasonable cause to prosecute the case.

State charges.  Barr can do nothing.  As if Barr would do anything for them anyway.  They're a laughingstock without the last name Trump.


And this is our Attorney General, she's a bad biatch.


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2020-10-01 5:41:29 PM  

Mercutio74: I wonder if the little cum stain is even a big enough name for Trump to consider a pardon.


State charges. President can't grant a pardon.
 
2020-10-01 5:41:30 PM  

Mercutio74: I wonder if the little cum stain is even a big enough name for Trump to consider a pardon.


Oooh!  I just saw they're state level charges!  Nice.
 
2020-10-01 5:41:57 PM  
They've been charged, but are they actually detained? 'Cuz I could see these asshats continuing operations while awaiting trial and not caring.
 
2020-10-01 5:42:18 PM  
Now trace that shiat back to its source, Donnie Deutchebank Encumberedbunch der Hasenfuß.
 
2020-10-01 5:42:35 PM  

Mercutio74: I wonder if the little cum stain is even a big enough name for Trump to consider a pardon.


This is Michigan State AG charging him. He'd have to be pardoned by the Governor of Michigan, and I don't think she thinks too highly of Lil' Jacob.
 
2020-10-01 5:42:45 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:43:09 PM  
Anybody caught using a robocaller should spend time in prison, calculated by the the amount of victim time wasted. Minimum: 45 years.
 
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