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2020-10-01 3:07:50 PM  
172 votes:

oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?


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2020-10-01 3:06:28 PM  
113 votes:
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2020-10-01 2:54:51 PM  
97 votes:
I did nazi that one coming.
 
2020-10-01 3:16:18 PM  
57 votes:
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2020-10-01 3:04:50 PM  
57 votes:
Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?
 
2020-10-01 3:09:55 PM  
42 votes:

Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Much accurate. Such genius.
 
2020-10-01 3:18:33 PM  
22 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Much accurate. Such genius.


Will he change? Inshallah.
 
2020-10-01 3:12:01 PM  
19 votes:
Maybe Scotty's decades-younger wife told him "but I LIKE some people that aren't white!"

And then she huffed and puffed and withheld her favors, as if any kind of medicine or foreplay could get his aging old tadger up and ready for sexytimes anyways.
 
2020-10-01 2:59:02 PM  
19 votes:
Lol, RedPillBert trying to pull a Glenn Beck redemption scam.
 
2020-10-01 4:14:33 PM  
18 votes:
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2020-10-01 4:13:25 PM  
18 votes:
His comics are funny and I bought a book of his that I still have to read.

That said......

I dont agree with him politically, but whatever. Funny man is still funny. I know this is Fark and I should banish him to CancelCulture Hell. But I wont. Deal with it. We are grownups with differing opinions.

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2020-10-01 3:35:15 PM  
16 votes:

Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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I love how he has to label Chris Wallace. LOL.
 
2020-10-01 3:22:16 PM  
14 votes:

Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Not even trying to be subtle with those ties, is he?
 
2020-10-01 2:59:42 PM  
12 votes:
Oh, thank God!  I can finally like Scott Adams again!

Nah, just kidding.  I still think he's an arsehole.
 
2020-10-01 4:53:22 PM  
8 votes:
But... but... police will stand down!

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2020-10-01 4:40:27 PM  
8 votes:
LOLWUT??

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2020-10-01 4:08:16 PM  
8 votes:

Circusdog320: Trump: Scott Adams? Never heard of him.


Well, reading a comic strip requires being functionally literate at a first-grade level or so, so he probably hasn't.
 
2020-10-01 3:29:26 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-10-01 5:28:00 PM  
6 votes:
Didn't take him long.

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2020-10-01 4:28:40 PM  
6 votes:

Almea Tarrant: Xcott: I get the impression that he's still going to vote for Trump --- he just wants to express some independent-minded concerns first.

So...what's his Fark handle?


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2020-10-01 4:15:37 PM  
6 votes:

Chariset: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Not even trying to be subtle with those ties, is he?


Trump's tie looks like a graph of the S&P 500 three weeks from now.
 
2020-10-01 4:10:54 PM  
6 votes:

Juc: He's a nutter no matter who he does or does not vote for.


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Actual Adams quotes put back in Dilbert comics.
 
2020-10-01 3:10:22 PM  
6 votes:
Trump: Scott Adams? Never heard of him.
 
2020-10-01 5:36:43 PM  
5 votes:

Iggie: Didn't take him long.

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Playing good cop bad cop with himself.
 
2020-10-01 4:12:59 PM  
5 votes:
How are his sock puppets planning on voting?
 
2020-10-01 2:57:50 PM  
5 votes:
So I guess he's writing in Gavin McInnes?
 
2020-10-01 5:22:51 PM  
4 votes:

Gestalt: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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One wonders how heroically Garrison will draw the President, attempting to flee the country for financial prosecution.


I'm guessing it will be a Trump-caricature of McArthur saying "I shall return" from the deck of an outsized battleship as hook-nosed (((lizards))) and bone-in-the-hair African tribesmen threaten him with little spears.
 
2020-10-01 5:10:55 PM  
4 votes:
When you've lost Dilbert Creator Scott Adams you get out of the deep dark woods as quickly as you can and make sure he didn't leave a trail of pebbles to help him find his way home.
 
2020-10-01 4:55:37 PM  
4 votes:
Let me feed that in to the douche bag to human translator. . .

<beep boop bop>

"I know everyone thinks I am an asshole for supporting trump and it has cost me business and money. I also recognize that my oversized ego has forced me to double and triple down at every trun. But now that trump has gone full White Power I need to cut my losses. However, I want you to think it is Trump who has changed and that I am the true victim. Because, as you know, I am a self aggrandizing asshole that can not admit I was duped by a mediocre con man all along. "
 
2020-10-01 4:42:50 PM  
4 votes:

BizarreMan: That's what it took?  THAT'S WHAT IT TOOK?!?!?!?!?  All the other racism was AOK?


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Because numbers are funny like that
 
2020-10-01 4:19:51 PM  
4 votes:

Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Are there podiums in that picture? A stage? Fireworks? Who are the people? 

I can't understand Garrison without labels on everything.
 
2020-10-01 4:07:46 PM  
4 votes:
That was his long way around of expressing the very powerful emotion of "dissatisfaction". Very persuasive. Earth shattering.
 
2020-10-01 3:18:43 PM  
4 votes:
People who still support Trump are racists.

People who supported Trump a week ago are also racists.

People who supported Trump a week ago but no longer support him now are racists and slow learners
 
2020-10-01 3:04:30 PM  
4 votes:
F*ck you anyway you Trumphumping, unfunny...

...something...


Jesus I'm running out of insults.
 
2020-10-01 2:58:34 PM  
4 votes:
That's what it took?  THAT'S WHAT IT TOOK?!?!?!?!?  All the other racism was AOK?
 
2020-10-01 4:35:32 PM  
3 votes:
poor durrrbert
 
2020-10-01 4:28:14 PM  
3 votes:

whidbey: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Oh and Ben Garrison is a closeted homosexual.


That closet has a glass door. No hiding going on there.
 
2020-10-01 4:25:58 PM  
3 votes:

RodneyToady: Oh, thank God!  I can finally like Scott Adams again!

Nah, just kidding.  I still think he's an arsehole.


You can go back to liking Dilbert from before the animated version on UPN was cancelled.

I think that's when he cracked. He said they dumped the show because it wasn't black enough.
 
2020-10-01 4:21:32 PM  
3 votes:

fiddlehead: NewportBarGuy: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Much accurate. Such genius.

I see Garrison's still imagining a lean and fit Trump.


The first thing I thought seeing that was: "hey wait, Trump doesn't have a waist!"
 
2020-10-01 4:12:36 PM  
3 votes:
Everyone be nice to him on Twitter now. We don't want to force him to go back on his word.
 
2020-10-01 2:57:25 PM  
3 votes:
Sees the writing on the wall and figures best to check out early?
 
2020-10-01 9:44:41 PM  
2 votes:
Hey magic 8-ball, should I give a fark about Scott Adams finally turning on Trump?

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Okay then...
 
2020-10-01 6:13:02 PM  
2 votes:
I started to do a search for "Nothing of Value was Lost that Day" but failed to find it in this thread.

Nothing of value was lost that day.
Nothing of value was lost that day.
Nothing of value was lost that day.
If anybody wants me, I'll be reading a Zippy the Pinhead Cartoon.
 
2020-10-01 6:09:24 PM  
2 votes:

jst3p: vygramul: The thing is, Adams is correct that the "fine people" thing is stripped of context

Bullshiat.

The protest was organized by a white supremacists group.

The counter protesters were there to counter protest the white supremacist group.

Those were "both sides" If someone was there and they were siding with the white supremacist group they are, by definition, not a "very fine person".


He was asked about both C'ville and the larger debate over Confederate symbology. The "fine people" quote is most clearly in the context of the larger debate, not the two groups present in C'ville.
 
2020-10-01 5:29:35 PM  
2 votes:
 
2020-10-01 5:22:11 PM  
2 votes:

bughunter: SpectroBoy: bughunter: SpectroBoy: Welcome to the party asshole. And I do mean asshole.

This is an asshole party?

Nobody told me it was an asshole party.

Are you new to fark?

Yes.


Me too!

This place seems really nice. I plan to speak my opinions openly and sincerely and look forward to the support of my new friends!
 
2020-10-01 5:19:34 PM  
2 votes:

lennavan: If you watch it, Trump only temporarily lost his vote.  In the end of the video he clearly states, Trump has had 3 years to fix Charlottesville and hasn't.  All he has to do is fix it.  So basically all the racist shiat Trump has done and said, all he needs to do is make a single statement "oh yeah, racism is bad and I condemn it" and he'd get this dipshiat's vote back.

I love that apparently he was surprised by this too.  What a f*cking knob.


No, it's not quite that. Scott is one the most vocal people on the issue that Trump did condemn white supremacists and nazis at Charlottesville (which he of course did).

Like I said upstream, I think he's just upset Trump lost his ability to get a message across.
 
2020-10-01 5:05:04 PM  
2 votes:

Chariset: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Not even trying to be subtle with those ties, is he?


He's also missing like 3 feet on Trump's tie. And oh Lordy those forearms.
 
2020-10-01 4:45:01 PM  
2 votes:

Gestalt: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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One wonders how heroically Garrison will draw the President, attempting to flee the country for financial prosecution.


Trump'll be Moses, parting the Red Sea to lead the QAnons to Freedumb.
 
2020-10-01 4:44:11 PM  
2 votes:
But who are the "authors" of Cathy, Dondi and Garfield voting for?
 
2020-10-01 4:42:34 PM  
2 votes:

dracos31: whidbey: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Oh and Ben Garrison is a closeted homosexual.

That closet has a glass door. No hiding going on there.


Giggity!
 
2020-10-01 4:40:26 PM  
2 votes:

whidbey: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Oh and Ben Garrison is a closeted homosexual.


We do agree every once in a while
 
2020-10-01 4:35:51 PM  
2 votes:
There are not enough H's and A's in the world for the string of HAHAHA in my heart.
 
2020-10-01 4:32:31 PM  
2 votes:

SirMadness: quatchi: Is Scott Adams a slow guy with bad eyes who needed to spend 4 years approaching the wall before he was able to read the writing on it?

Or is he just an irredeemable rat who just figured out the ship was going down.

Probably lip service but better than nothing I suppose.

CTRL +F rat, ship

Leaving satisfied.


Does this mean one can wear their Catbert dragging away a dead Ratbert T-shirt again?

/asking for a friend
 
2020-10-01 4:27:30 PM  
2 votes:
"personal credibility"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/gasp

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2020-10-01 4:22:08 PM  
2 votes:

Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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You gotta love that 'ol Ben had to label Chris Wallace there, because his fans are just that stupid.
 
2020-10-01 4:14:46 PM  
2 votes:
Is Scott Adams a slow guy with bad eyes who needed to spend 4 years approaching the wall before he was able to read the writing on it?

Or is he just an irredeemable rat who just figured out the ship was going down.

Probably lip service but better than nothing I suppose.
 
2020-10-01 4:14:04 PM  
2 votes:
This seems oddly apropos...

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2020-10-01 4:13:39 PM  
2 votes:
He saw that leopard prowling around his house again, didn't he?
 
2020-10-01 4:13:07 PM  
2 votes:
Kind of feeling hopeful.   Adams is one of the top derpers.
 
2020-10-01 4:11:25 PM  
2 votes:
 

bdub77: Gosh Scott, I'm so sorry, you must feel just as abused as these young immigrant children separated from their families.

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Go find a nice firepit to jump into.


White man's burden
 
2020-10-01 4:08:33 PM  
2 votes:
Trump: Proud Boys who?

Adams: OMG! Trump is Amazing!!
 
2020-10-01 4:07:40 PM  
2 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Much accurate. Such genius.


I see Garrison's still imagining a lean and fit Trump.
 
2020-10-01 4:07:39 PM  
2 votes:

Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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One wonders how heroically Garrison will draw the President, attempting to flee the country for financial prosecution.
 
2020-10-01 3:39:15 PM  
2 votes:
Looks like the career rehabilitation has begun in earnest.
 
2020-10-01 3:11:49 PM  
2 votes:
When Scott Adams thinks you've gone too far, you've gone too far.
 
2020-10-01 8:45:56 PM  
1 vote:

Ringo48: Why does anybody even care what this idiot thinks?"Hey, you can draw cartoons!  Please give me political advice!"
"Hey, you're a movie star!  Who should I vote for?"

WTF is wrong with our country that we look to rich celebritys for advice?


Why do you say he's an idiot? You sound uninformed. He says a lot of things. Some of the things you may not like. Some of the things I don't like. However, he is extremely productive in cranking out creative and original ideas. Objectively true.
 
2020-10-01 7:41:55 PM  
1 vote:

gopher321: F*ck you anyway you Trumphumping, unfunny...

...something...


Jesus I'm running out of insults.


...Shriveled water buffalo scrotum.

I got your back.
 
2020-10-01 6:06:56 PM  
1 vote:

Parthenogenetic: Mmmmm hmmmm

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottAdamsS​ays/status/1311777995183460353

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So, folds due to blistering criticism, after carrying water for the whiny bigot for four years.

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P.S.: Your new character, Trollbert, is not very funny.
 
2020-10-01 6:04:44 PM  
1 vote:
Headline should be updated with "NEVER MIND"
 
2020-10-01 5:38:00 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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I love how he has to label Chris Wallace. LOL.


I'm surprised he didn't label the microphones and podiums.
 
2020-10-01 5:25:04 PM  
1 vote:

plecos: So I guess he's writing in inserting Gavin McInnes?

 
2020-10-01 5:00:56 PM  
1 vote:

Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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He must be connected to some alternate reality where Trump is fit and manly.
 
2020-10-01 4:56:32 PM  
1 vote:

SpectroBoy: Welcome to the party asshole. And I do mean asshole.


This is an asshole party?

Nobody told me it was an asshole party.

/i would have brought lube
 
2020-10-01 4:55:27 PM  
1 vote:

gopher321: F*ck you anyway you Trumphumping, unfunny...

...something...


Jesus I'm running out of insults.


Click here to refresh.
 
2020-10-01 4:54:46 PM  
1 vote:

Badmoodman: LOLWUT??

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Ya the government might act like China and start throwing enemy dissidents into unmarked cars or start performing forced hysterectomies on minorities or something.
 
2020-10-01 4:44:34 PM  
1 vote:

d23: Sorry... but you should not listen to Scott Adams.  Even if he agrees with you.

A couple of weeks ago he told his twitter followers that Antifa and Nazi Germany teamed up against the Allies in WWII. Anyone who is that big of a liar or has that little grasp of history needs to be ignored. Even if he is trying to back you up.

Around that time, though, a massive militarily armed onslaught of organized Antifa really did just up and assaulted and invaded some nice peaceful Central Europeans who were just minding their own business in their beach homes in northernwestern France, and slaughtered the vacationing Europeans. It was caught on film, even.
 
2020-10-01 4:38:49 PM  
1 vote:

Almea Tarrant: Xcott: I get the impression that he's still going to vote for Trump --- he just wants to express some independent-minded concerns first.

So...what's his Fark handle?


Bithsetmeup..
 
2020-10-01 4:33:58 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody help Scott Adams!!!!! He's sick of sitting in his own shiat!!!
 
2020-10-01 4:28:31 PM  
1 vote:

tymothil: Lol, RedPillBert trying to pull a Glenn Beck redemption scam.


Beck is all in with fascism now. I guess his income, which depends entirely on far-right-wing lunatics, was taking a hit.
 
2020-10-01 4:23:04 PM  
1 vote:
Actually now that I think about it maybe adams needs to invest in some carbon monoxide detectors, it looks like the damage might have already been done, but a persistent monoxide leak might account for his delusions and mentall decline into the trump apologist camp
 
2020-10-01 4:18:01 PM  
1 vote:
I'm shocked that Scott took off his klan hood long enough to make that statement.
 
2020-10-01 4:17:15 PM  
1 vote:

NewportBarGuy: Jack Sabbath: Maybe Scotty's decades-younger wife told him "but I LIKE some people that aren't white!"

And then she huffed and puffed and withheld her favors, as if any kind of medicine or foreplay could get his aging old tadger up and ready for sexytimes anyways.

He's paying for this?

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=K​ristina+Basham&form=HDRSC2&first=1&sce​nario=ImageBasicHover

Holy crap.


Holy crap2!
 
2020-10-01 4:14:13 PM  
1 vote:

Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Oh and Ben Garrison is a closeted homosexual.
 
2020-10-01 4:10:59 PM  
1 vote:
He will still vote for him.

The rest is just him trying to make himself feel better about doing it.
 
2020-10-01 4:08:03 PM  
1 vote:
LOL that F-word was really flying at the end.
 
2020-10-01 4:07:16 PM  
1 vote:
He must have lost some money recently.
 
2020-10-01 3:12:06 PM  
1 vote:
Well, what he's really saying is that he needs Trump to pretend that he's not a racist before he'll vote for him. Spoiler alert: he's gonna vote for Trump.
 
2020-10-01 3:06:44 PM  
1 vote:
To be called out as a "RINO" in 3... 2... 1...
 
2020-10-01 2:57:57 PM  
1 vote:
And no one else wants him in their group either.

Just f*ck right off you asshole.
 
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