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5984 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Oct 2020 at 4:04 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-01 4:28:31 PM  

tymothil: Lol, RedPillBert trying to pull a Glenn Beck redemption scam.


Beck is all in with fascism now. I guess his income, which depends entirely on far-right-wing lunatics, was taking a hit.
 
2020-10-01 4:28:40 PM  

Almea Tarrant: Xcott: I get the impression that he's still going to vote for Trump --- he just wants to express some independent-minded concerns first.

So...what's his Fark handle?


fffffernnnnnn
taaah
 
2020-10-01 4:32:31 PM  

SirMadness: quatchi: Is Scott Adams a slow guy with bad eyes who needed to spend 4 years approaching the wall before he was able to read the writing on it?

Or is he just an irredeemable rat who just figured out the ship was going down.

Probably lip service but better than nothing I suppose.

CTRL +F rat, ship

Leaving satisfied.


Does this mean one can wear their Catbert dragging away a dead Ratbert T-shirt again?

/asking for a friend
 
2020-10-01 4:33:58 PM  
Somebody help Scott Adams!!!!! He's sick of sitting in his own shiat!!!
 
2020-10-01 4:34:02 PM  
So, Scott, you're telling us:

The sexism was OK.
The lying was OK.
The taking credit for things he never did was OK.
The blaming others was OK.
The disrespect was OK.
The nepotism was OK.
The thousands of conflicts of interest was OK.

But the white supremacy is where you draw the line?
 
2020-10-01 4:35:32 PM  
poor durrrbert
 
2020-10-01 4:35:51 PM  
There are not enough H's and A's in the world for the string of HAHAHA in my heart.
 
2020-10-01 4:35:54 PM  

FlashHarry: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Does this answer your question?

I love how he has to label Chris Wallace. LOL.


The Orange shiatstain's physique depicted in there would make The Rock envy him. .
 
2020-10-01 4:36:43 PM  
Welcome to the world, chump.
 
2020-10-01 4:38:11 PM  
He JUST figured out Trump is racist. Let that sink in.
 
2020-10-01 4:38:48 PM  

Xcott: I get the impression that he's still going to vote for Trump --- he just wants to express some independent-minded concerns first.


He's already taking about how Biden = communist hitler or something.
 
2020-10-01 4:38:49 PM  

Almea Tarrant: Xcott: I get the impression that he's still going to vote for Trump --- he just wants to express some independent-minded concerns first.

So...what's his Fark handle?


Bithsetmeup..
 
2020-10-01 4:38:49 PM  

ssa5: Trump's racism is nothing new. If Trump from 1970s did not clue you in, maybe Trump v1990s might have. Nevertheless surely Trump v2016 campaign wasn't a dog whistle, more like a bullhorn. OK, so clueless could be too dense they missed all that, but surely Charlotsville Trump certainly must have done it right? Nope, I guess Trump v2020 still didn't cause any to catch on either?

Is it that he now thinks Trump is a racist, or that he knows Trump is a racist but wanted him to not be so public about it. Maybe instead of a white hood, Trump could wear one that has a gold tassel in the back?

Don't forget the whole Birtherism thing, which is why Obama justifiably and classily joked about him at the 2011 WHCD, which bruised his poor widdle ego and is the whole reason he ran for President, just to get back at Obama and tear down his legacy, even if it means tearing down "Obamacare" (which was never even Obama's plan) in the middle of a pandemic and depression (no, this ain't just a recession), even if it means tearing down the nation.

It's been remarked on Fark before that Obama did that with such coolness even though that same day he was orchestrating the hit on Osama bin Laden which could easily have blown up in his face had it failed. Who would've thought then that of those two actions he did that day, the jokes at a dinner would be by far the more consequential?
 
2020-10-01 4:39:03 PM  

Gestalt: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Does this answer your question?

One wonders how heroically Garrison will draw the President, attempting to flee the country for financial prosecution.


He will draw him as successfully fleeing a country of losers due to Trump being unjustly persecuted on account of a bunch of made-up charges with no basis in fact concocted by deep state radicals masquerading as law enforcement in the DoJ.

This Garrison guy; he appears to be a bit "off".
 
2020-10-01 4:39:41 PM  
Well, that's too bad, because my days of not giving even the tiniest, slightest vestige of even one single fark about what that moron Scotty Adams thinks about politics (or any other topic) are most assuredly coming to a middle.
 
2020-10-01 4:40:26 PM  

whidbey: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Does this answer your question?

Oh and Ben Garrison is a closeted homosexual.


We do agree every once in a while
 
2020-10-01 4:40:27 PM  
LOLWUT??

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2020-10-01 4:40:32 PM  

21-37-42: Sees the writing on the wall and figures best to check out early?


Nope.  Too f*cking late.  You kissed his ass publicly for far too long.  The best you get for that conversation at 11:59pm is that I ignore you from now on as opposed to insulting you as a Trumpalo.
 
2020-10-01 4:41:41 PM  
LOL (wanking motion)
 
2020-10-01 4:42:33 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: SirMadness: quatchi: Is Scott Adams a slow guy with bad eyes who needed to spend 4 years approaching the wall before he was able to read the writing on it?

Or is he just an irredeemable rat who just figured out the ship was going down.

Probably lip service but better than nothing I suppose.

CTRL +F rat, ship

Leaving satisfied.

Does this mean one can wear their Catbert dragging away a dead Ratbert T-shirt again?

/asking for a friend


Also Adams sounds as drunk as I am.

Also also, FWIW he did nail early on that trumps schoolyard petty bullying (name calling, rhyming nicknames, blustering lies repeated) would win the dumbfark voters. So basically Adams is just a bandwagon opportunistic turd and he seems realize his current boy is likely farked.
 
2020-10-01 4:42:34 PM  

dracos31: whidbey: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

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Does this answer your question?

Oh and Ben Garrison is a closeted homosexual.

That closet has a glass door. No hiding going on there.


Giggity!
 
2020-10-01 4:42:41 PM  

Badmoodman: LOLWUT??

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People who think Republican propaganda is "news" all wind up insane.
 
2020-10-01 4:42:50 PM  

BizarreMan: That's what it took?  THAT'S WHAT IT TOOK?!?!?!?!?  All the other racism was AOK?


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Because numbers are funny like that
 
2020-10-01 4:44:11 PM  
But who are the "authors" of Cathy, Dondi and Garfield voting for?
 
2020-10-01 4:44:34 PM  

d23: Sorry... but you should not listen to Scott Adams.  Even if he agrees with you.

A couple of weeks ago he told his twitter followers that Antifa and Nazi Germany teamed up against the Allies in WWII. Anyone who is that big of a liar or has that little grasp of history needs to be ignored. Even if he is trying to back you up.

Around that time, though, a massive militarily armed onslaught of organized Antifa really did just up and assaulted and invaded some nice peaceful Central Europeans who were just minding their own business in their beach homes in northernwestern France, and slaughtered the vacationing Europeans. It was caught on film, even.
 
2020-10-01 4:45:01 PM  

Gestalt: Public Call Box: oldfarthenry: Has anyone checked in with Ben Garrison's van down by the river for any change with his political affiliation?

[Fark user image image 425x288]
Does this answer your question?

One wonders how heroically Garrison will draw the President, attempting to flee the country for financial prosecution.


Trump'll be Moses, parting the Red Sea to lead the QAnons to Freedumb.
 
2020-10-01 4:46:38 PM  

zimbach: RodneyToady: Oh, thank God!  I can finally like Scott Adams again!

Nah, just kidding.  I still think he's an arsehole.

You can go back to liking Dilbert from before the animated version on UPN was cancelled.

I think that's when he cracked. He said they dumped the show because it wasn't black enough.


I remember enjoying the animated show, but I think it was more clever than funny most of the time.  Like, his dad never leaving the All-You-Can-Eat buffet, or him trying to "turn off" his Jeri Ryan alarm clock.

I probably got more laughs out of one episode of The Critic than the entire run of the animated Dilbert.
 
2020-10-01 4:48:14 PM  
Scott's a funny dude. Hard to say what's he's actually up to. But this is his reply to some wanker in that same thread.

I think he was just disappointed in Trump's lack of persuasion performance.
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2020-10-01 4:48:44 PM  

AsparagusFTW: His comics are funny and I bought a book of his that I still have to read.

That said......

I dont agree with him politically, but whatever. Funny man is still funny. I know this is Fark and I should banish him to CancelCulture Hell. But I wont. Deal with it. We are grownups with differing opinions.

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"boy·cott
/ˈboiˌkät/

Origin
from the name of Captain Charles C. Boycott (1832-97), an Irish land agent so treated in 1880, in an attempt instigated by the Irish Land League to get rents reduced."

Those libby newfangled Fark "cancel culture" trends! What will they think of next!
 
2020-10-01 4:50:39 PM  

FatherChaos: So, Scott, you're telling us:

The sexism was OK.
The lying was OK.
The taking credit for things he never did was OK.
The blaming others was OK.
The disrespect was OK.
The nepotism was OK.
The thousands of conflicts of interest was OK.

But the white supremacy is where you draw the line?


He was okay with the white supremacy stuff. Just not the "saying the quiet part loud" approach.
 
2020-10-01 4:52:10 PM  
Welcome to the party asshole. And I do mean asshole.
 
2020-10-01 4:52:36 PM  
So......
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2020-10-01 4:52:56 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Scott's a funny dude. Hard to say what's he's actually up to. But this is his reply to some wanker in that same thread.

I think he was just disappointed in Trump's lack of persuasion performance.
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I think it stops being a "hoax" when the current topic is that the president was out and open with his racism.
 
2020-10-01 4:53:22 PM  
But... but... police will stand down!

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2020-10-01 4:54:07 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Scott's a funny dude. Hard to say what's he's actually up to. But this is his reply to some wanker in that same thread.

I think he was just disappointed in Trump's lack of persuasion performance.
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You think lying and telling people to switch to propaganda is funny?
 
2020-10-01 4:54:15 PM  

snowblur: But... but... police will stand down!

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God I had no idea he was cranking out derp like this.

Christ.
 
2020-10-01 4:54:46 PM  

Badmoodman: LOLWUT??

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Ya the government might act like China and start throwing enemy dissidents into unmarked cars or start performing forced hysterectomies on minorities or something.
 
2020-10-01 4:54:49 PM  
He just found out what everyone else already knew, but with extra steps.

/plus 4 years
 
2020-10-01 4:55:27 PM  

gopher321: F*ck you anyway you Trumphumping, unfunny...

...something...


Jesus I'm running out of insults.


Click here to refresh.
 
2020-10-01 4:55:37 PM  
Let me feed that in to the douche bag to human translator. . .

<beep boop bop>

"I know everyone thinks I am an asshole for supporting trump and it has cost me business and money. I also recognize that my oversized ego has forced me to double and triple down at every trun. But now that trump has gone full White Power I need to cut my losses. However, I want you to think it is Trump who has changed and that I am the true victim. Because, as you know, I am a self aggrandizing asshole that can not admit I was duped by a mediocre con man all along. "
 
2020-10-01 4:56:32 PM  

SpectroBoy: Welcome to the party asshole. And I do mean asshole.


This is an asshole party?

Nobody told me it was an asshole party.

/i would have brought lube
 
2020-10-01 4:56:38 PM  
well I'll just say it. I dont care if he has started hating trump. Scott Adams can eat my ass.
 
2020-10-01 4:57:37 PM  

UltimaCS: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Scott's a funny dude. Hard to say what's he's actually up to. But this is his reply to some wanker in that same thread.

I think he was just disappointed in Trump's lack of persuasion performance.
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I think it stops being a "hoax" when the current topic is that the president was out and open with his racism.


Clarify.
 
2020-10-01 4:58:10 PM  

BizarreMan: That's what it took?  THAT'S WHAT IT TOOK?!?!?!?!?  All the other racism was AOK?


He's one of those people who thinks everyone was lying about the Charlottesville comments. You know, when we were criticizing the actual words actually coming out of Trump's actual mouth.
 
2020-10-01 4:58:12 PM  

ElwoodCuse: he'll be back


Wait and see!!!!!


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/you now have the earworm don't you
//sorry not sorry
 
2020-10-01 4:59:35 PM  

whidbey: God I had no idea he was cranking out derp like this.


His twitter feed's full of derp like that.

That particular comic edit was taken from this July 1st thread:

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/st​a​tus/1278309835453284357


/ sorry if anyone thought it was an actual comic.
// not really.
/// fark Adams and every other last Nazi stooge.
 
2020-10-01 4:59:44 PM  

bughunter: SpectroBoy: Welcome to the party asshole. And I do mean asshole.

This is an asshole party?

Nobody told me it was an asshole party.


Are you new to fark?
 
2020-10-01 4:59:47 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: [i.kym-cdn.com image 768x894]


Quickly becoming my favorite meme of the year.
 
2020-10-01 4:59:55 PM  

Badmoodman: LOLWUT??

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Oh Scott, it would only be a chinese government if Biden started rounding up all of you MAGA turds and sent you to concentration camps... since you're alright with China doing that to muslims, you would be alright with Biden doing this to you right??
 
2020-10-01 5:00:15 PM  
If Scott Adams had voted early by mail, his vote would've been locked in for Trump already.

Karma for Trump.
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