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    More: Florida, Vanessa Lee Jones, Legal terms, Convenience store, Police, recent months, Criminal law, lewd display, Allegation  
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2020-10-01 4:56:53 PM  
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.  This is the sort of behavior I'd expect at a Kum & Go.  We reserve the front of our 7-11 for craps like the good lord intended.
 
2020-10-01 5:03:37 PM  
As her defense counsel, that was a mugshot (which are rarely flattering) and she may have been inebriated at the time, having a possible affect on her overall visage .

So her lewd acts might not have been the worst thing to see at a 7-11 at 11:00 am.
 
2020-10-01 5:04:47 PM  
Police allege that Vanessa Lee Jones did "intentionally masturbate" while outside a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg around 11 AM Wednesday.

I hate when I unintentionally masturbate
 
2020-10-01 5:06:43 PM  
My kind of broad
 
2020-10-01 5:07:15 PM  
Police allege that Vanessa Lee Jones did "intentionally masturbate" while outside a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg around 11 AM Wednesday.

Can you unintentionally masturbate?
 
2020-10-01 5:07:31 PM  
If more women masturbated in public there would be world peace or something
 
2020-10-01 5:07:39 PM  
A fairly rough 28. Might be salvageable yet if the teeth aren't full of methrot.
 
2020-10-01 5:08:37 PM  

Walker: Police allege that Vanessa Lee Jones did "intentionally masturbate" while outside a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg around 11 AM Wednesday.

Can you unintentionally masturbate?


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2020-10-01 5:08:49 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Police allege that Vanessa Lee Jones did "intentionally masturbate" while outside a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg around 11 AM Wednesday.

I hate when I unintentionally masturbate


Right? Like how you're washing dishes, whistling to the radio, and suddenly you're cranking one out and you have no idea how it happened.

Why are you all looking at me like that?
 
2020-10-01 5:11:29 PM  
Jones, cops say, was observed by the child's uncle, who "video recorded the incident which was shown to law enforcement."

I'm sure he did.  For justice.
 
2020-10-01 5:13:18 PM  

Walker: Can you unintentionally masturbate?


You could try, but that would be self-defeating.
 
2020-10-01 5:14:13 PM  
So, not the Big Gulp, then?
 
2020-10-01 5:14:16 PM  

Walker: Police allege that Vanessa Lee Jones did "intentionally masturbate" while outside a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg around 11 AM Wednesday.

Can you unintentionally masturbate?


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2020-10-01 5:16:35 PM  
Patrons at a 7-Eleven in Florida were treated yesterday to a lewd display

*looks at the mugshot*

Oh, I wouldn't say they were "treated" to anything
 
2020-10-01 5:16:53 PM  
Oh yes, the bate and switch challenge.
 
2020-10-01 5:18:58 PM  
Niiiiiiiiice! Some 28 year old woman touching herself in public!

Clicks link.

...

Puts on glasses...

...

28?!
 
2020-10-01 5:19:24 PM  

mattj1984: Niiiiiiiiice! Some 28 year old woman touching herself in public!

Clicks link.

...

Puts on glasses...

...

28?!


Meth is a helluva drug.
 
2020-10-01 5:19:53 PM  
I for one, probably wouldn't have called the cops
 
2020-10-01 5:22:58 PM  
I'll judge for myself, thank you! Which Reddit forum has the video?
 
2020-10-01 5:24:19 PM  
Fark user image

Okay, which one of you Farkers posted this?
 
2020-10-01 5:28:19 PM  

RanHakubi: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Police allege that Vanessa Lee Jones did "intentionally masturbate" while outside a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg around 11 AM Wednesday.

I hate when I unintentionally masturbate

Right? Like how you're washing dishes, whistling to the radio, and suddenly you're cranking one out and you have no idea how it happened.

Why are you all looking at me like that?


Because you're not supposed to use the dishrag for that.
 
2020-10-01 5:29:16 PM  
She was on duty to heat up additional hotdogs
 
2020-10-01 5:32:01 PM  
Thank you, cum again!
 
2020-10-01 5:33:58 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Police allege that Vanessa Lee Jones did "intentionally masturbate" while outside a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg around 11 AM Wednesday.

I hate when I unintentionally masturbate


"My shoelace was untied, I tripped, and well, you know the rest, officer".
 
2020-10-01 5:35:35 PM  

GRCooper: RanHakubi: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Police allege that Vanessa Lee Jones did "intentionally masturbate" while outside a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg around 11 AM Wednesday.

I hate when I unintentionally masturbate

Right? Like how you're washing dishes, whistling to the radio, and suddenly you're cranking one out and you have no idea how it happened.

Why are you all looking at me like that?

Because you're not supposed to use the dishrag for that.


And you left the camera on.
 
2020-10-01 5:36:27 PM  
The Smoking Gun isn't.
 
2020-10-01 5:37:15 PM  
Well...did she finish?
 
2020-10-01 5:40:46 PM  
Oh, thank heaven?
 
2020-10-01 5:44:39 PM  

mattj1984: Niiiiiiiiice! Some 28 year old woman touching herself in public!

Clicks link.

...

Puts on glasses...

...

28?!


I'm not sure what you expecting.
 
2020-10-01 5:46:36 PM  
Jones, cops say, was observed by the child's uncle, who "video recorded the incident which was shown to law enforcement."

Creepy uncle for the win.
 
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2020-10-01 5:47:50 PM  
What's her Fark handle?
 
2020-10-01 5:54:32 PM  
*clicks link, sees the cocky, sly smile and expression on her face, falls off chair laughing*
 
EZ
2020-10-01 6:00:05 PM  
...did continuously rub her vagina on the sidewalk near the entrance...

youch!  You gon get road rash on yer gash.
 
2020-10-01 6:07:59 PM  
Arrest report says DOB was in 1982.....

28 years old??
 
2020-10-01 6:09:43 PM  

Walker: Police allege that Vanessa Lee Jones did "intentionally masturbate" while outside a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg around 11 AM Wednesday.

Can you unintentionally masturbate?


Of course not! Don't be stup.... And I'm doing it right now.
 
2020-10-01 6:10:07 PM  

laxpimpj: Arrest report says DOB was in 1982.....

28 years old??


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2020-10-01 6:14:11 PM  
As one does...

Looks at arrest pic, sees that the police have video...
 
2020-10-01 6:20:22 PM  
Are Burger King bathrooms still ok?
 
2020-10-01 6:24:07 PM  

GRCooper: RanHakubi: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Police allege that Vanessa Lee Jones did "intentionally masturbate" while outside a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg around 11 AM Wednesday.

I hate when I unintentionally masturbate

Right? Like how you're washing dishes, whistling to the radio, and suddenly you're cranking one out and you have no idea how it happened.

Why are you all looking at me like that?


Because you're not supposed to use the dishrag for that.


I thought you were supposed to use a modified wooden toilet paper roll holder.
 
2020-10-01 6:33:20 PM  

laxpimpj: Arrest report says DOB was in 1982.....

28 years old??


fark yeah!  I'm 29 again!
 
2020-10-01 6:34:53 PM  
Damn, I must be getting desperate. I checked out her pic based on the reaction here, and, honestly, she's not bad.
 
2020-10-01 6:41:32 PM  
She looks like she'd actually clean up if she'd clean up.
 
2020-10-01 6:48:51 PM  

Walker: Police allege that Vanessa Lee Jones did "intentionally masturbate" while outside a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg around 11 AM Wednesday.

Can you unintentionally masturbate?


Sure, just last month I had to apologize to everyone in the room and ask the pastor to continue the funeral
 
2020-10-01 6:53:03 PM  

GRCooper: Damn, I must be getting desperate. I checked out her pic based on the reaction here, and, honestly, she's not bad.


I masturbated while looking at her pic.
 
2020-10-01 6:59:15 PM  
Like it was said above, mugshots are not glamour shots.

Showered, sober, no hangover, and a few minutes to 'put her face on', and I doubt you'd object.

Unless, of course as was also mentioned... meth-rot.
 
2020-10-01 6:59:35 PM  

Point02GPA: GRCooper: Damn, I must be getting desperate. I checked out her pic based on the reaction here, and, honestly, she's not bad.

I masturbated while looking at her pic.


Voluntarily?
 
2020-10-01 7:05:39 PM  

brap: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.  This is the sort of behavior I'd expect at a Kum & Go.  We reserve the front of our 7-11 for craps like the good lord intended.


i don't know............

i've had more success at Kame and Went.
 
2020-10-01 7:09:24 PM  

brap: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.  This is the sort of behavior I'd expect at a Kum & Go.  We reserve the front of our 7-11 for craps like the good lord intended.


well

i've heard it can be risky at Stop and Rub stores.   especially late at night.
 
2020-10-01 7:10:23 PM  

Queef Wellington: Thank you, cum again!



at Kum and Go, the customer always cums first!!
 
2020-10-01 7:15:50 PM  
"Intentionally masturbated."

Officer, I was just walking along minding my own business and suddenly I was wanking it. I had no intention of doing so, honest! I'm not sure what happened! Probably those damn socialists again!
 
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