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(AP News)   Who is that knocking on your door? Why, it's Joe Biden knocking on your door   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Voting, Republican Party, Democracy, Democratic Party, Joe Biden's campaign, Elections, United States presidential election, 2008, Associated Press  
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2020-10-01 4:06:32 PM  
Thank goodness.  I had been reading that Trump was going to canvass but Biden wasn't, which scared the hell out of me.  COVID be damned, get out there and knock on some doors
 
2020-10-01 4:12:12 PM  
What is the average number of days from infection to death for Covid?

How many days left until the election?
 
2020-10-01 4:59:18 PM  
suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door
 
2020-10-01 5:11:52 PM  
Late last night and the night before
Tommyknockers tommyknockers
At my door
 
2020-10-01 6:28:47 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door


Quothe the Biden: Will you shut up, man??
 
2020-10-01 6:48:46 PM  
Since its 2020 and Trumpy is losing, I half expect a proud boy to try to assassinate biden.

/i hope im a million % wrong
 
2020-10-01 6:49:02 PM  
Good. Now's the time to peak, after all; the voting has already begun in Michigan, and next week some pretty damned important states start voting in person.
 
2020-10-01 6:49:16 PM  
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Video Version)
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2020-10-01 6:51:17 PM  
Door knocking can be done even in the midst of a pandemic and it should be.

Glad Joe got the memo.
 
2020-10-01 6:51:21 PM  
Voting for Biden, sooooo a morbid question for you gubmint experts....

If Biden gets elected, but dies before he can take office does Harris get the job and then picks her own VP?

/hope this doesn't happen of course
 
2020-10-01 6:51:57 PM  
Do me a favour, open the door and let 'im in.
 
2020-10-01 6:52:34 PM  
Come and knock in my door.Come and knock on our door... (Come and knock on our door)
We've been waiting for you.... (We've been waiting for you)
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too
 
2020-10-01 6:52:45 PM  
Dose knocking on doors really help?

I would like to see the numbers.
 
2020-10-01 6:53:10 PM  

Naido: Thank goodness.  I had been reading that Trump was going to canvass but Biden wasn't, which scared the hell out of me.  COVID be damned, get out there and knock on some doors


So ten you signed up then?


Or do you just mean OTHER people.
 
2020-10-01 6:53:43 PM  
I'm still waiting for Joe Biden to personally apologize to me for his supporters saying mean things to me on the internet, otherwise I just don't know if I can vote for him. His silence on the issue is deafening and if he can't condemn them and apologize to me, then obviously he's endorsing their toxic behavior.
 
2020-10-01 6:53:44 PM  
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2020-10-01 6:54:01 PM  
I'll set aside a beer for Joe, just in case.
 
2020-10-01 6:55:48 PM  
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2020-10-01 6:59:02 PM  
THE GENIES - "WHO'S THAT KNOCKING?" (1959)
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2020-10-01 7:01:24 PM  
Somebody's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
 
2020-10-01 7:02:05 PM  
Ugh, he's gonna pull a william henry harrison. Or worse not even make it to his inauguration. With the inauguration i believe congress would pick the president, not an automatic succession by the VP because they were never sworn in.
 
2020-10-01 7:03:47 PM  
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2020-10-01 7:04:04 PM  

Micosavo: Voting for Biden, sooooo a morbid question for you gubmint experts....

If Biden gets elected, but dies before he can take office does Harris get the job and then picks her own VP?

/hope this doesn't happen of course


The short answer is it's a bit complicated, and the earlier in the process that a death occurs, the more complicated it potentially is.
 
2020-10-01 7:04:20 PM  
Its got to be a quarter to 4?
 
2020-10-01 7:08:17 PM  
I BEEN WAITIN BY MY DOORBELL
WHEN YA GONNA RING IT
WHEN YA GONah f*ck it needs new batteries
 
2020-10-01 7:10:34 PM  

Corvus: Naido: Thank goodness.  I had been reading that Trump was going to canvass but Biden wasn't, which scared the hell out of me.  COVID be damned, get out there and knock on some doors

So ten you signed up then?


Or do you just mean OTHER people.


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2020-10-01 7:11:10 PM  

Corvus: Naido: Thank goodness.  I had been reading that Trump was going to canvass but Biden wasn't, which scared the hell out of me.  COVID be damned, get out there and knock on some doors

So ten you signed up then?


Or do you just mean OTHER people.


I'm taking care of 2 elderly people and a 9 year old; is it worth the good I can do for Joe in Tennessee?  Think we might make the difference?

/spent 10 years working as an organizer.  I've knocked on more doors than you've made Fark comments
 
2020-10-01 7:11:44 PM  
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2020-10-01 7:13:27 PM  

Naido: Corvus: Naido: Thank goodness.  I had been reading that Trump was going to canvass but Biden wasn't, which scared the hell out of me.  COVID be damned, get out there and knock on some doors

So ten you signed up then?


Or do you just mean OTHER people.

I'm taking care of 2 elderly people and a 9 year old; is it worth the good I can do for Joe in Tennessee?  Think we might make the difference?

/spent 10 years working as an organizer.  I've knocked on more doors than you've made Fark comments


CSB:  actually took my kid canvassing for Senate race 2 years ago.  Then our candidate said he'd endorse Kavanaugh, and I decided he wasn't worth dragging a 7 year old around for anymore
 
2020-10-01 7:17:18 PM  
GOD NO. Biden's got this, unless he gets sick.
 
2020-10-01 7:27:10 PM  
Dave's not here, man
 
2020-10-01 7:28:14 PM  

Micosavo: Voting for Biden, sooooo a morbid question for you gubmint experts....

If Biden gets elected, but dies before he can take office does Harris get the job and then picks her own VP?

/hope this doesn't happen of course


Mr Spawn asked me that last night.  He was even wondering what happens if a proud boi takes out uncle Joe before the election?  Do we just elect Harris?  Or does Lord of the Lies just declare himself precedent for life?
Is there a rule in place?
 
2020-10-01 7:33:55 PM  
A RESTLESS MOTION CAME TO MOVE AND THEN SUBSIDE IN ENDLESS KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.  IT'S TIME.  TYRANNY AND MVTATION  TYRANNY AND MVTATION
 
2020-10-01 7:33:56 PM  
That's extremely stupid.
 
2020-10-01 7:35:15 PM  
I thought it might be Barnacle Bill the sailor
 
2020-10-01 7:39:57 PM  
I live in the sticks, neither of them will knock on my door. I really wish they would. Someone will get cookies. Someone will get sprayed with a hose. Guess!
 
2020-10-01 8:00:48 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: Micosavo: Voting for Biden, sooooo a morbid question for you gubmint experts....

If Biden gets elected, but dies before he can take office does Harris get the job and then picks her own VP?

/hope this doesn't happen of course

Mr Spawn asked me that last night.  He was even wondering what happens if a proud boi takes out uncle Joe before the election?  Do we just elect Harris?  Or does Lord of the Lies just declare himself precedent for life?
Is there a rule in place?


Fmr. Attorney General John Ashcroft lost a Senate race to a dead person. The governor then appointed the dead person's widow as his replacement.

In this case, if something happens to Biden, his name is still on the ballot and votes for him still count. If he wins, the House has a certain amount of time to appoint a president-elect. If they haven't selected one by that time, it would go to Harris by default, per the 20th amendment.

Biden's also got a Secret Service detail who will likely be canvassing any neighborhood he goes into, so you guys can stop sadjacking it over the proud boys.  You guys are awful panicky about a gang whose initiation is basically a slap and tickle while they name cereal brands.
 
2020-10-01 8:08:50 PM  
Sita Sings the Blues - Who's that Knocking at My Door
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2020-10-01 8:09:04 PM  

Combustion: Dead for Tax Reasons: suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door

Quothe the Biden: Will you shut up, man??


TAKE THY BEAK FROM OUT MY HEART, AND TAKE THY FORM FROM OFF MY DOOR
 
2020-10-01 8:24:51 PM  

natural316: Combustion: Dead for Tax Reasons: suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door

Quothe the Biden: Will you shut up, man??

TAKE THY BEAK FROM OUT MY HEART, AND TAKE THY FORM FROM OFF MY DOOR


his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming
 
2020-10-01 8:32:48 PM  

40 degree day: GOD NO. Biden's got this, unless he gets sick.


he can go from door knocking to table-rapping
 
2020-10-01 8:47:44 PM  
Naido:  I'm taking care of 2 elderly people and a 9 year old; is it worth the good I can do for Joe in Tennessee?

I just saw a Biden ad on TV.  What do they think is going to happen here?
 
2020-10-01 9:12:05 PM  
So Biden thinks the virus is fake. Interesting
 
2020-10-01 10:32:40 PM  
Do me a favour
Open the door
And let 'em in
 
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