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2020-10-01 5:19:22 PM  
So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.
 
2020-10-01 6:33:22 PM  

Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.


The moderator was completely biased against Trump. He knew going in that Trump was a rule breaker and should not have tried to push him out of his zone.
 
2020-10-01 6:42:10 PM  

EvilEgg: Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

The moderator was completely biased against Trump. He knew going in that Trump was a rule breaker and should not have tried to push him out of his zone.


????

He's paid by Fox, dude.
 
2020-10-01 6:44:42 PM  

EvilEgg: Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

The moderator was completely biased against Trump. He knew going in that Trump was a rule breaker and should not have tried to push him out of his zone.


Wow, you really think that? Trump was farking insane. If Christ Wallace said what you said he said then he was exactly right.
 
2020-10-01 6:49:27 PM  

EvilEgg: Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

The moderator was completely biased against Trump. He knew going in that Trump was a rule breaker and should not have tried to push him out of his zone.


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2020-10-01 7:12:32 PM  

Mugato: EvilEgg: Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

The moderator was completely biased against Trump. He knew going in that Trump was a rule breaker and should not have tried to push him out of his zone.

Wow, you really think that? Trump was farking insane. If Christ Wallace said what you said he said then he was exactly right.


Sarcasm is so hard in this era. There is no view I can express that isn't sincerely held by some mouth breather.
 
2020-10-01 7:12:37 PM  
I'm not sure if you could say that Biden won the debate but Trump definitely lost.

That performance did nothing but please his base.
 
2020-10-01 7:12:37 PM  
Trump: I said more words.  I easily won.
 
2020-10-01 7:13:11 PM  
Very highly rated Joe Biden.
Trump should feel sad.
 
2020-10-01 7:14:27 PM  

EvilEgg: Mugato: EvilEgg: Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

The moderator was completely biased against Trump. He knew going in that Trump was a rule breaker and should not have tried to push him out of his zone.

Wow, you really think that? Trump was farking insane. If Christ Wallace said what you said he said then he was exactly right.

Sarcasm is so hard in this era. There is no view I can express that isn't sincerely held by some mouth breather.


I felt like if people read the next line they'd have figured it out.
 
2020-10-01 7:15:36 PM  

EvilEgg: Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

The moderator was completely biased against Trump. He knew going in that Trump was a rule breaker and should not have tried to push him out of his zone.


The moderator from Fox News was biased against Trump?

Go on pull the other one.

It's got bells on.
 
2020-10-01 7:16:04 PM  
Has Trump managed to secure a less conspicuous ride than a presidential motorcade for his next impromptu visit to Walter Reed Hospital?
 
2020-10-01 7:18:51 PM  
I thought it was referred to as the "Trump Dump".
 
2020-10-01 7:19:04 PM  
Yes, yes! Burisma . . . yeah, yeah, keep saying Burisma, baby, I'm almost there!"
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2020-10-01 7:19:39 PM  
You dun goofed, Donnie.

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2020-10-01 7:21:08 PM  

EvilEgg: Mugato: EvilEgg: Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

The moderator was completely biased against Trump. He knew going in that Trump was a rule breaker and should not have tried to push him out of his zone.

Wow, you really think that? Trump was farking insane. If Christ Wallace said what you said he said then he was exactly right.

Sarcasm is so hard in this era. There is no view I can express that isn't sincerely held by some mouth breather.


I'm not sure of your political leaning but I'd still accept it as sarcasm from a hardcore trump fan.
 
2020-10-01 7:21:12 PM  

EvilEgg: Mugato: EvilEgg: Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

The moderator was completely biased against Trump. He knew going in that Trump was a rule breaker and should not have tried to push him out of his zone.

Wow, you really think that? Trump was farking insane. If Christ Wallace said what you said he said then he was exactly right.

Sarcasm is so hard in this era. There is no view I can express that isn't sincerely held by some mouth breather.


Trump killed sarcasm. There was once a gaping chasm between sincerely thoughtful and sincerely idiotic that could be mined for some good old fashioned punchy sarcastic humor. That chasm has been filled by 10,000 megatons of derp.
 
2020-10-01 7:21:15 PM  
I mean, this didn't help:


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2020-10-01 7:21:50 PM  

EvilEgg: Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

The moderator was completely biased against Trump. He knew going in that Trump was a rule breaker and should not have tried to push him out of his zone.


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2020-10-01 7:23:42 PM  
Did Trump perform worse than expected?  That's a tough one.

I expected him to do basically the equivalent of putting his hand in his armpit and using his other arm to make farting noises. So my expectations were pretty low.

And, yet, he somehow managed to under perform even that low standard. At least armpit farting sounds aren't endorsing white supremacy.

And, BTW, 2% of voters changing their minds is much huger than it sounds.
 
2020-10-01 7:24:44 PM  
You want to see bump? Here's yer farkin bump
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2020-10-01 7:26:41 PM  
I don't have a sense of humor and don't understand how sarcasm works, so nobody else is allowed to find satire funny either. That is all.
 
2020-10-01 7:28:54 PM  
At this point, Biden should enter the stage at the next debate and offer Trump a white hood. "You left this in Cleveland, Donald."
 
2020-10-01 7:31:46 PM  

EvilEgg: Mugato: EvilEgg: Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite Trump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

The moderator was completely biased against Trump. He knew going in that Trump was a rule breaker and should not have tried to push him out of his zone.

Wow, you really think that? Trump was farking insane. If Christ Wallace said what you said he said then he was exactly right.

Sarcasm is so hard in this era. There is no view I can express that isn't sincerely held by some mouth breather.


The earth is flat, Jews run everything, and Democrats molest children. /s

I guarantee 7% of people believe that.
 
2020-10-01 7:41:15 PM  

thanksagainandagain: At this point, Biden should enter the stage at the next debate and offer Trump a white hood. "You left this in Cleveland, Donald."


Nah, have Joe pull out $750 and say "Donald, if you behave during this debate, this year's federal income taxes are on me."
 
2020-10-01 7:42:31 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: You dun goofed, Donnie.

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2020-10-01 7:44:59 PM  

Snapper Carr: I'm not sure if you could say that Biden won the debate but Trump definitely lost.

That performance did nothing but please his base.


Each debate gets, at most, ONE soundbite takeaway.

We now know who won: Biden.

Because the one and only actual soundbite from that shiatshow that anyone will remember (as opposed to everyone saying it was a shiatshow) is Wallace offering Benedict Donald the softest softball imaginable ("condemn white supremacism") and Biden immediately seizing the chance to trick him into hanging himself by openly endorsing a fascist group created by a nazi instead.

I mean, it wasn't a sly trick or anything. As tricks go, it was on the level of a side-eye "biatch you don't actually think I'm gonna fall for that do you?" Hell, all Trump had to do to escape at any time was just say "yes I condemn white supremacism." But he fell for it like the blithering, out-of-his-league idiot he is and everyone saw it. And everyone saw that "sleep, demented" Joe Biden was the one who seized the chance to make him fall.
 
2020-10-01 7:52:40 PM  

Weatherkiss: I don't have a sense of humor and don't understand how sarcasm works, so nobody else is allowed to find satire funny either. That is all.


simpsonssarcasmmeter.jpg

;>p
 
2020-10-01 7:55:45 PM  
I've seen many more Biden signs up the last couple of days. And better still, one Trump flag taken down!
Yes, maybe some of them were waiting for October to put their signs out. It's still good to see!
 
2020-10-01 8:03:19 PM  
Let's all encourage Trump to repeat his debate strategy in the next Town Hall format debate.  Watching him interrupt and insult the real citizens asking him questions will really pump up his poll numbers.
 
2020-10-01 8:10:45 PM  

Weatherkiss: I don't have a sense of humor and don't understand how sarcasm works, so nobody else is allowed to find satire funny either. That is all.


I don't know. I'm really on the fence about that statement.
 
2020-10-01 8:11:41 PM  
Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite because ofTrump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

This is why I don't think they should add a mute button. America needs to see how deranged the President is. All a mute button will do is hide the worst of Trump and let him play victim.
 
2020-10-01 8:28:13 PM  

IAmRight: Sarcasm is so hard in this era. There is no view I can express that isn't sincerely held by some mouth breather.

I felt like if people read the next line they'd have figured it out.


OH, fark off with your sarcasm shiat. You can't convey sarcasm over a message board. Unless it's obvious comedy and don't think you're more clever than everyone else for doing so.
 
2020-10-01 8:41:48 PM  

Mugato: IAmRight: Sarcasm is so hard in this era. There is no view I can express that isn't sincerely held by some mouth breather.

I felt like if people read the next line they'd have figured it out.

OH, fark off with your sarcasm shiat. You can't convey sarcasm over a message board. Unless it's obvious comedy and don't think you're more clever than everyone else for doing so.


Give it up, or at least blame it on the fact that you've been drinking or something. You not recognizing that as satire says more about you than it does about him.
 
2020-10-01 9:09:12 PM  

pdieten: Mugato: IAmRight: Sarcasm is so hard in this era. There is no view I can express that isn't sincerely held by some mouth breather.

I felt like if people read the next line they'd have figured it out.

OH, fark off with your sarcasm shiat. You can't convey sarcasm over a message board. Unless it's obvious comedy and don't think you're more clever than everyone else for doing so.

Give it up, or at least blame it on the fact that you've been drinking or something. You not recognizing that as satire says more about you than it does about him.


Oh you guys just suck so much at it, it's so tiresome.

Just keep doing it, I'll try to keep quiet.
 
2020-10-01 11:57:01 PM  

Target Builder: Mugato: So Biden won the debate despite because ofTrump being a screaming psychotic candidate who didn't answer any questions unless they were completely verifiable lies? Damn liberal media playing the debate live.

This is why I don't think they should add a mute button. America needs to see how deranged the President is. All a mute button will do is hide the worst of Trump and let him play victim.


On the contrary, Trump will go absolutely bonkers as he tries to fight it.  There is zero chance, he will calmly accept the limitations. He will bounce off the walls for all to see.
 
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