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(Hotel Nightmares)   Someone apparently died in the hotel room upstairs and housekeeping hasn't found them yet   (hotelnightmares.com) divider line
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2020-10-01 12:38:44 PM  
Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit?
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2020-10-01 4:28:47 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:30:48 PM  
Can anyone figure out what "From a guy doing a cross country trip to North Dakota to South Dakota via Utah." means?
 
2020-10-01 5:40:34 PM  
Check under the bed for dead rats.
 
2020-10-01 5:42:03 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Can anyone figure out what "From a guy doing a cross country trip to North Dakota to South Dakota via Utah." means?


He's smooth operator
 
2020-10-01 5:44:23 PM  
Watersports?
 
2020-10-01 6:04:48 PM  
Better than their dying in the rooftop water tank.
 
2020-10-01 6:21:33 PM  
Hate to burst your bubble, but that merely looks like stains from a leaky roof.
 
2020-10-01 6:30:16 PM  
Looks familiar in a motel I've come across🧟♀
 
2020-10-01 6:46:44 PM  
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2020-10-01 7:25:15 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Can anyone figure out what "From a guy doing a cross country trip to North Dakota to South Dakota via Utah." means?


That's the Real AmericaTM
 
2020-10-01 7:37:31 PM  
The worst hotel room was in HSV Alabama. We where going up there for a Moon Landing aniversary and booked the 'really nice' hotel next to the space center. I call at 3 and tell them "Hey, we're going to be late...maybe 4 or 5...you got my card.." (Yes)...you got it ...fine.

We get there and they're like "oh we're sorry....we OVERBOOKED...and don't have a room for you....but we have a voucher for a Free ROOM at the "don't tell motor inn".

Well, the room was about 30 yards from the railroad tracks, with a dumpster view of cats fighting the rats for food, complimentary roaches in the shower....oh and a polaroid picture of some hard looking naked chick in the night stand with a used condom flopped on the edge of the trash can. It was literally the only room in town available. And the bed smelled like pussy----I think.
 
2020-10-02 6:12:51 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Can anyone figure out what "From a guy doing a cross country trip to North Dakota to South Dakota via Utah." means?


He has an american level of map reading skills
 
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