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(9News (Australia))   Escaped emu near Boston gets the pear treatment instead of the pew pew pew shot to death treatment normally used by the authorities   ( divider line
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509 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 01 Oct 2020 at 12:20 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-10-01 2:04:08 PM  
Only because the cop cars are insured through Liberty Mutual.
2020-10-01 3:54:25 PM  
Don't you wish Eastern Michigan University had gone with the emu as their mascot?
2020-10-01 4:19:40 PM  
And all these years, I thought it was a partridge in a pear tree.
2020-10-01 6:54:46 PM  
Pear treatment?!

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2020-10-01 8:07:44 PM  
Did it try to sell the cops insurance?
2020-10-02 12:21:51 AM  
Emus are Australian.  Not only would cops treat it better because of that, but they also not that, beyond the usual levels of "Everything in Australia Wants To Kill You", emus have actually won a war against humans in Australia. You do not mess with them. Kermit wants a pear, Kermit gets a pear.
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