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(Twitter)   Ted Cruz: The debate was a trainwreck because Chris Wallace is a Democrat   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-10-01 12:12:22 PM  
22 votes:
Maybe if everyone just calls Ted's wife ugly, he'll shut up entirely.
 
2020-10-01 12:51:15 PM  
21 votes:
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2020-10-01 2:42:54 PM  
19 votes:
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2020-10-01 2:41:36 PM  
18 votes:
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2020-10-01 2:48:01 PM  
13 votes:
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Yes, Cruz tried to set up Jim Jordan to wrestle Ron Perlman.
Jordan had no idea.
 
2020-10-01 2:42:31 PM  
11 votes:
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2020-10-01 12:02:00 PM  
7 votes:

Farkenhostile: Wallace was on dumps side and tried to help him. It's why they picked a fox news guy. Under the bus he goes It appears.


Wait they're throwing an ally under the bus for Trump's fark ups?! That's so weird!
 
2020-10-01 2:43:43 PM  
6 votes:

Sam Malone: Ted has been really been at it today. What did the Russians show him to spook him this much? It can't be that his wife is ugly. Trump already told us. Did they find a picture of the second shooter on the grassy knoll, eating boogers?


It's not that his father committed violence FOR Castro, we already knew that.

Likewise, it's not that he was a chronic masturbator in a floral robe, his college roommate/Chernobyl miniseries creator Craig Mazin confirmed that.

There's not much skeevy info about Pulled Pork Poutiney Rafael that folks don't already know.
 
2020-10-01 2:35:40 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-10-01 2:17:34 PM  
5 votes:

roddikinsathome: Also:
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Ha! He's your problem now!
*sings O Canada Møøsetønia national anthem*

/ sorry
 
2020-10-01 2:48:39 PM  
4 votes:
How the fark would Ted know? He was busy watching incest porn during the debate.
 
2020-10-01 2:36:37 PM  
4 votes:
Yes, the only reason Trump looked bad was because other people interrupted him.
 
2020-10-01 2:36:08 PM  
4 votes:
Ted has been really been at it today. What did the Russians show him to spook him this much? It can't be that his wife is ugly. Trump already told us. Did they find a picture of the second shooter on the grassy knoll, eating boogers?
 
2020-10-01 12:22:34 PM  
4 votes:
I hear he threatened to shoot debate moderators, as they come bouncing off the bus
 
2020-10-01 2:53:18 PM  
3 votes:

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Yes, Cruz tried to set up Jim Jordan to wrestle Ron Perlman.
Jordan had no idea.


Color me shocked that Ted Cruz wants, and would pay to see, two buff, beefy dudes "pinning" each other. (has that joke been made yet? I assume it has)
 
2020-10-01 2:33:01 PM  
3 votes:
NeverTrumpers? Democrats.
ForeverTrumpers who disappointed Cheetolini? Also Democrats.
3 letter agencies filled with jackboots who can't finish without strangling a 3rd world socialist? Definitely Democrats.
 
2020-10-01 12:47:19 PM  
3 votes:
God! I want to play poker with Ted..his tells are spectacular!
 
2020-10-01 2:58:57 PM  
2 votes:
"Trying to help biden"

What ted is trying to say is that it's completely acceptable to scream at him and constantly interrupt his every word from now on.

He's also saying, without meaning to, that Trumps nuts need a good washing because they smell strongly like peanut butter to biatch-ass lapdog Cruz.

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2020-10-01 2:45:08 PM  
2 votes:

mikalmd: Texas deserves better than a boot licker ..


A boot licker would be a step up from the aboot licker in that Senate seat now.
 
2020-10-01 2:42:55 PM  
2 votes:
Chris "you are going to like this next question" Wallace is what now?

Go home, Zodiac Killer, you're drunk!
 
2020-10-01 2:37:10 PM  
2 votes:
This is what being someone's biatch looks like...

He calls you a liar, over and over and over again.

He calls your wife ugly.

He says your father helped kill Kennedy.

But you still kiss his ass.

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2020-10-01 2:19:28 PM  
2 votes:
I know Chris Cuomo is a hack, but equating him with Ben Shapiro is just mean.
 
2020-10-01 3:19:54 PM  
1 vote:
Shut your mouth and sit your @ss down.  I only listen to people that have pretty wives.
 
2020-10-01 2:57:20 PM  
1 vote:
 
2020-10-01 2:44:06 PM  
1 vote:
God, shut the fark up Zodiac.
 
2020-10-01 12:04:50 PM  
1 vote:
What do the Russians have on Ted Cruz?
 
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