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2020-10-01 2:58:57 PM  
"Trying to help biden"

What ted is trying to say is that it's completely acceptable to scream at him and constantly interrupt his every word from now on.

He's also saying, without meaning to, that Trumps nuts need a good washing because they smell strongly like peanut butter to biatch-ass lapdog Cruz.

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2020-10-01 2:59:49 PM  
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Stop interrupting my interruptions!
 
2020-10-01 3:09:01 PM  
Raffy is just jealous because Joe Biden stood up for his family after Trump attacked them.
 
2020-10-01 3:11:15 PM  
The debate was a trainwreck because Donald Trump is a Republican.
 
2020-10-01 3:11:20 PM  

fiddlehead: [Fark user image image 582x466]

Yes, Cruz tried to set up Jim Jordan to wrestle Ron Perlman.
Jordan had no idea.


I highly doubt that was the first time Teddy tried to play "let's you and him fight"
 
2020-10-01 3:11:53 PM  

Farkenhostile: Wallace was on dumps side and tried to help him. It's why they picked a fox news guy. Under the bus he goes It appears.


I haven't watched the debate yet. I'm saving it for the weekend because I know I am going to have to get so drunk to get through it that I'll need a day to recover.

Is it true that at one point Chris Wallace said to Trump, "you are going to love this next question"?

And if so, how much heads asplodin' would there have been from Raffy and the rest of the GOP cesspool if any moderator had said that to Obama during the 2008 and 2012 debates?
 
2020-10-01 3:17:02 PM  

Primum non nocere: What do the Russians have on Ted Cruz?


As Raffy's former college roommate, Craig Mazin, said, "nobody has to have anything on Ted Cruz. It's completely credible that his obsequious sucking up to Trump is all part of his calculation to reaching what he believes is his birthright: 'I am supposed to be President'."
 
2020-10-01 3:19:02 PM  

Primum non nocere: What do the Russians have on Ted Cruz?


Many people are saying his dad killed JFK. Not necessarily people I trust, but they're saying it.
 
2020-10-01 3:19:54 PM  
Shut your mouth and sit your @ss down.  I only listen to people that have pretty wives.
 
2020-10-01 3:20:58 PM  

Moroning: OH DAMN!

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1311740​224280633349


Hey, Raffy...

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Your meme is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2020-10-01 3:23:00 PM  

Man with the Red Eyes: WE WATCHED THE DEBATE, LIVE, YOU GUTLESS DINGLEBERRY!

God. Dammit.  I hate the people who try to prop up trump's addled orange husk even more than I hate him.

And to add insult to injury, Cruz is one of my farking senators.  fark you, Ted!!


He's not speaking to us.

He's speaking to the millions and millions who didn't, to create an atmosphere of "both sides are saying awful things about each other" which causes those people to continue not paying attention and therefor continue not voting.
 
2020-10-01 3:26:10 PM  

gunga galunga: Farkenhostile: Wallace was on dumps side and tried to help him. It's why they picked a fox news guy. Under the bus he goes It appears.

I haven't watched the debate yet. I'm saving it for the weekend because I know I am going to have to get so drunk to get through it that I'll need a day to recover.

Is it true that at one point Chris Wallace said to Trump, "you are going to love this next question"?

And if so, how much heads asplodin' would there have been from Raffy and the rest of the GOP cesspool if any moderator had said that to Obama during the 2008 and 2012 debates?


Not once, twice.
 
2020-10-01 3:35:12 PM  

HallsOfMandos: How farking stupid do they think we are?  We all farking saw it, Ted.  Your pathetic mushroom-dicked god-king interrupted every 45 4 to 5 seconds.  The only time he stfu was when asked if he would condemn white supremacists.


You're far too generous. FTFY.
 
2020-10-01 3:43:39 PM  

PlaidJaguar: gunga galunga: Farkenhostile: Wallace was on dumps side and tried to help him. It's why they picked a fox news guy. Under the bus he goes It appears.

I haven't watched the debate yet. I'm saving it for the weekend because I know I am going to have to get so drunk to get through it that I'll need a day to recover.

Is it true that at one point Chris Wallace said to Trump, "you are going to love this next question"?

And if so, how much heads asplodin' would there have been from Raffy and the rest of the GOP cesspool if any moderator had said that to Obama during the 2008 and 2012 debates?

Not once, twice.


Which, of course, the booger-eating blobfish had zero problem with.

If Chris Wallace said that to Biden....
 
2020-10-01 3:45:04 PM  
Ted Cruz can't even defend his wife when she is being made fun of. If he can't even defend his wife, how he is going to defend the people that vote for him? Yet, he will defend the guy that makes fun of his wife. Guy is a straight up sub bottom.
 
2020-10-01 3:48:34 PM  

PlaidJaguar: Man with the Red Eyes: WE WATCHED THE DEBATE, LIVE, YOU GUTLESS DINGLEBERRY!

God. Dammit.  I hate the people who try to prop up trump's addled orange husk even more than I hate him.

And to add insult to injury, Cruz is one of my farking senators.  fark you, Ted!!

He's not speaking to us.

He's speaking to the millions and millions who didn't, to create an atmosphere of "both sides are saying awful things about each other" which causes those people to continue not paying attention and therefor continue not voting.


I'm aware.  My inbox is full of form letters from Cruz & Cornyn that are vaguely related to the very specific legislative issues I wrote to them about.  His congressional voicemail is full of pissed off messages from me.

I'm voting, I'm volunteering as an election clerk, I'm phone banking, and donating money whenever I'm able, and while I hold no illusions that my elected officials are gonna "hear" me... They *are* gonna farking hear me.
 
2020-10-01 3:56:07 PM  
Pre-Trump but still pretty funny

https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.​c​om/
 
2020-10-01 4:12:13 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: "Trying to help biden"

What ted is trying to say is that it's completely acceptable to scream at him and constantly interrupt his every word from now on.

He's also saying, without meaning to, that Trumps nuts need a good washing because they smell strongly like peanut butter to biatch-ass lapdog Cruz.

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I need eyebleach for that.

Ugh.
 
2020-10-01 5:18:26 PM  
Now I understand why Ted kisses Trump's* ass. Ted thought the insults of his wife were actually compliments. Whew. For a moment, I thought Ted was a coward for not sticking up for his wife.
 
2020-10-01 5:26:27 PM  
Call my wife a dog one more time, Drumpf, and I'll let you do it again. What a wet sack.
 
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