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2020-10-01 11:33:55 AM  
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2020-10-01 11:44:47 AM  
Anything to lower the bar and deflect blame.
 
2020-10-01 11:48:58 AM  
How farking stupid do they think we are?  We all farking saw it, Ted.  Your pathetic mushroom-dicked god-king interrupted every 45 seconds.  The only time he stfu was when asked if he would condemn white supremacists.
 
2020-10-01 11:57:35 AM  
Wallace was on dumps side and tried to help him. It's why they picked a fox news guy. Under the bus he goes It appears.
 
2020-10-01 12:01:28 PM  

HallsOfMandos: How farking stupid do they think we are?


Stupid enough to let Ted Cruz be a Senator, I suppose.

I mean, make no mistake, America is full of dumbasses.
 
2020-10-01 12:02:00 PM  

Farkenhostile: Wallace was on dumps side and tried to help him. It's why they picked a fox news guy. Under the bus he goes It appears.


Wait they're throwing an ally under the bus for Trump's fark ups?! That's so weird!
 
2020-10-01 12:04:50 PM  
What do the Russians have on Ted Cruz?
 
2020-10-01 12:12:22 PM  
Maybe if everyone just calls Ted's wife ugly, he'll shut up entirely.
 
2020-10-01 12:22:34 PM  
I hear he threatened to shoot debate moderators, as they come bouncing off the bus
 
2020-10-01 12:47:19 PM  
God! I want to play poker with Ted..his tells are spectacular!
 
2020-10-01 12:47:24 PM  

Farkenhostile: Wallace was on dumps side and tried to help him. It's why they picked a fox news guy. Under the bus he goes It appears.


In Trump-land, EVERYONE gets the knife, no exceptions. It is NOT uncommon, this story: To save THEIR King, with great enthusiasm, they did move to sacrifice his jester. They failed to grasp the futile nature of this. Forthwith they moved to sacrifice another... It IS amusing, I would assert, just who wields the dagger this time.
 
2020-10-01 12:51:15 PM  
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2020-10-01 2:17:34 PM  

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Ha! He's your problem now!
*sings O Canada Møøsetønia national anthem*

/ sorry
 
2020-10-01 2:19:28 PM  
I know Chris Cuomo is a hack, but equating him with Ben Shapiro is just mean.
 
2020-10-01 2:32:14 PM  
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2020-10-01 2:32:51 PM  
That's Cruz trying to inoculate their own base from Trump flailing equally badly, if not worse, in the next one as well.

It's all somehow a manipulated plot against them.
 
2020-10-01 2:33:01 PM  
NeverTrumpers? Democrats.
ForeverTrumpers who disappointed Cheetolini? Also Democrats.
3 letter agencies filled with jackboots who can't finish without strangling a 3rd world socialist? Definitely Democrats.
 
2020-10-01 2:33:19 PM  

Almea Tarrant: I know Chris Cuomo is a hack, but equating him with Ben Shapiro is just mean.


Equating any man with The Sexual Saltine is mean.
 
2020-10-01 2:33:42 PM  

NateAsbestos: HallsOfMandos: How farking stupid do they think we are?

Stupid enough to let Ted Cruz be a Senator, I suppose.

I mean, make no mistake, America is full of dumbasses.


As stupid as the Texans who voted for him.
 
2020-10-01 2:33:54 PM  
Ted who still simps for the guy who called his wife ugly and called him all sorts of nasty things.

FFS, how farking low can you go ted? Heroin addicts have more self respect than you do. Either kill yourself or go to therapy because you're a freaking disgrace to humankind.
 
2020-10-01 2:35:12 PM  
What debate did you watch, Ted? The one I saw featured a man who claims to be POTUS acting like the posterchild for senile agitation.
 
2020-10-01 2:35:39 PM  

HallsOfMandos: How farking stupid do they think we are?  We all farking saw it, Ted.  Your pathetic mushroom-dicked god-king interrupted every 45 seconds.  The only time he stfu was when asked if he would condemn white supremacists.


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2020-10-01 2:35:40 PM  
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2020-10-01 2:35:49 PM  
Fark Ted Cruz, he was a Canadian-Cuban-American "Anchor Baby" that lived in the US for forty years undocumented, and this is based on Ted's wordings.
 
2020-10-01 2:36:08 PM  
Ted has been really been at it today. What did the Russians show him to spook him this much? It can't be that his wife is ugly. Trump already told us. Did they find a picture of the second shooter on the grassy knoll, eating boogers?
 
2020-10-01 2:36:11 PM  

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2020-10-01 2:36:36 PM  
The most f**ked up part? It took Ol' Raffy TWO DAYS to come up with that.
 
2020-10-01 2:36:37 PM  
Yes, the only reason Trump looked bad was because other people interrupted him.
 
2020-10-01 2:37:10 PM  
This is what being someone's biatch looks like...

He calls you a liar, over and over and over again.

He calls your wife ugly.

He says your father helped kill Kennedy.

But you still kiss his ass.

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2020-10-01 2:38:35 PM  

Farkenhostile: Wallace was on dumps side and tried to help him. It's why they picked a fox news guy. Under the bus he goes It appears.


Wallace tried to get Trump back on track many times. He even re-asked questions to try to get Trump to focus. He warned Trump he was interrupting. He did nothing but try to help Trump.
 
2020-10-01 2:40:44 PM  
Chris Wallace didn't make Donald Trump constantly vomit up bullshiat, interrupting Biden 128 times.  Fark off, Ted!
 
2020-10-01 2:41:36 PM  
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2020-10-01 2:42:21 PM  
Texas deserves better than a boot licker ..
 
2020-10-01 2:42:22 PM  

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Just this morning my wife has been going back and forth with people claiming Trump didn't say proud boys stand back, stand by. No matter what evidence you give them.
 
2020-10-01 2:42:31 PM  
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2020-10-01 2:42:54 PM  
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2020-10-01 2:42:55 PM  
Chris "you are going to like this next question" Wallace is what now?

Go home, Zodiac Killer, you're drunk!
 
2020-10-01 2:43:43 PM  

Sam Malone: Ted has been really been at it today. What did the Russians show him to spook him this much? It can't be that his wife is ugly. Trump already told us. Did they find a picture of the second shooter on the grassy knoll, eating boogers?


It's not that his father committed violence FOR Castro, we already knew that.

Likewise, it's not that he was a chronic masturbator in a floral robe, his college roommate/Chernobyl miniseries creator Craig Mazin confirmed that.

There's not much skeevy info about Pulled Pork Poutiney Rafael that folks don't already know.
 
2020-10-01 2:44:06 PM  
God, shut the fark up Zodiac.
 
2020-10-01 2:45:08 PM  

mikalmd: Texas deserves better than a boot licker ..


A boot licker would be a step up from the aboot licker in that Senate seat now.
 
2020-10-01 2:45:49 PM  
I've long argued here that Cruz is by far the biggest lapdog and cuck for Trump in the Senate.

Graham may toady for him, but he's good at being a shapeshifter when need be - the minute Trump loses, he'll be all against him in public and latch on to the next powerful figure in the R party. Cruz has absolutely no balls and will be pimping, simping, and gimping for Trump from here to eternity, and even Republicans know this about him.

The fact that he won by 2% against rabidly anti-gun Beto in TX means his days are coming to an end, considering that he's next up for office in 2024 (a presidential election).
 
2020-10-01 2:46:06 PM  
The only explanation is that Ted Cruz fetish is being a cuck
 
2020-10-01 2:48:01 PM  
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Yes, Cruz tried to set up Jim Jordan to wrestle Ron Perlman.
Jordan had no idea.
 
2020-10-01 2:48:39 PM  
How the fark would Ted know? He was busy watching incest porn during the debate.
 
2020-10-01 2:51:23 PM  
Al Franken said it best:

"I probably like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz, and I hate Ted Cruz"
 
2020-10-01 2:51:44 PM  
'Now, Mr. President the next question is about race. Now you don't have to answer anything about it, you can say anything you like. If that's ok with you, Sir, anything you like and any way i can deliver it to you'

Wallace laid each question in the lap of trump like the soft lips of an angel performing fellatio on the guy. trump is just that stupid and inept (among the rest of his issues) that he couldn't hit those softballs, or even a ball on the tee.
 
2020-10-01 2:53:18 PM  

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Yes, Cruz tried to set up Jim Jordan to wrestle Ron Perlman.
Jordan had no idea.


Color me shocked that Ted Cruz wants, and would pay to see, two buff, beefy dudes "pinning" each other. (has that joke been made yet? I assume it has)
 
2020-10-01 2:54:51 PM  
It's amazing how Trump turned the GOP into the party of Reeks.
 
2020-10-01 2:56:15 PM  
WE WATCHED THE DEBATE, LIVE, YOU GUTLESS DINGLEBERRY!

God. Dammit.  I hate the people who try to prop up trump's addled orange husk even more than I hate him.

And to add insult to injury, Cruz is one of my farking senators.  fark you, Ted!!
 
2020-10-01 2:57:20 PM  
 
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