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(Daily Mail)   'Fifty quid? Up your mother's pooch yeh. I'll give you 50 smashes, how bout that? How bout that? Are you mad or something?' (w/ video)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-01 9:20:10 AM  
Fat, stupid white racist gets his clock cleaned, film at 11.
 
2020-10-01 10:26:22 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Fat, stupid white racist gets his clock cleaned, film at 11.


Done in one
 
2020-10-01 10:28:44 AM  
Limey soccer thugs have to find an outlet somewhere.
 
2020-10-01 10:29:29 AM  
The first time I saw "Lock Stock" I had to rewind it after the first 20 minutes and start over once I calibrated my mind to what they were saying.

Don' You Go Rounin' Roun to Re Ro - SNL
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2020-10-01 10:30:06 AM  
I understood some of the words they were saying.

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2020-10-01 10:33:18 AM  
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2020-10-01 10:33:41 AM  
Wait.

"Thugs" can be white? Mind. Blown.
 
2020-10-01 10:34:40 AM  
You wot, m8?
 
2020-10-01 10:35:34 AM  

H31N0US: Wait.

"Thugs" can be white? Mind. Blown.


thug
[ thuhg ]SHOW IPA
SEE SYNONYMS FOR thug ON THESAURUS.COM
noun
a cruel or vicious ruffian, robber, or murderer.
(sometimes initial capital letter) one of a former group of professional robbers and murderers in India who strangled their victims.
 
2020-10-01 10:37:52 AM  
This one is more satisfying by far.

LAMPED
 
2020-10-01 10:39:53 AM  
COVID is acting like the blancmange from the planet Skyron. It's turning everyone into Scotsmen.
 
2020-10-01 10:40:10 AM  
CSB: When I was in elementary school my best friend's parents owned the local bar/hotel. It's summer and we're hoping to have me stay overnight and play video games all night. So we're in the kitchen of the hotel talking to his mom. (His sister was already having a sleepover at her friend's house).

The bar is packed to the brim because there's a ton of road construction going on and the crews are relaxing in the nearest bar basically. (Ours).

We're talking to his mom and all of a sudden you hear

"Hey, panty boy what's your problem?"

"You're just pissed off because the only panties you get to sniff are your moms!"

HUGEbrawl breaks out. My friend's Dad is trying to break it up. His mom starts calling the cops and turns to us saying that it would be better if we had the sleepover at my place.

The next day my parents need to pick up some stuff in town and take me along. We have to go through the road construction. Every roadworks person we saw looked like hell lol. The first flag person we saw had a fat lip and a black eye.

My Dad: "What the hell happened to them?"

Me: "Underwear argument."

My Dad: "What?"
 
2020-10-01 10:41:50 AM  

BeesNuts: This one is more satisfying by far.

LAMPED


That guy was out. Never heard any follow up story on that.
 
2020-10-01 10:42:21 AM  
F that trap site
 
2020-10-01 10:46:30 AM  
British accents are so musical.
 
2020-10-01 10:52:43 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: BeesNuts: This one is more satisfying by far.

LAMPED

That guy was out. Never heard any follow up story on that.


He turned himself into police and apparently isn't pressing charges.

But he sounds like a real charmer.  31 year old man-child working for daddies construction company but clearly not doing construction, getting more and more alcoholic with every passing year, and apparently going off the deep end completely in the last couple of years.

Even as his mommy-dearest does her best to damage-control, she doesn't exactly paint an endearing picture of her son.  One step shy of saying "His actions do not reflect the beliefs and values of our company.  He has been terminated, and we are disowning him.  May his name forever remain absent from our ears.  Pariah.  Pariah."
 
2020-10-01 10:54:28 AM  
I ain't paying 50 cents for no coke.
 
2020-10-01 10:54:40 AM  

Xythero: British accents are so musical.


Stonk mimsy you patter wollop.  Oy.  Shiv on ear me oxford ya daft fomper.  I swear.
 
2020-10-01 11:01:27 AM  
50 quid is all she asks for, everybody's got their vice.
 
2020-10-01 11:09:01 AM  
Innit
 
2020-10-01 11:13:46 AM  
don't start shiat, won't be shiat
 
2020-10-01 11:14:39 AM  

H31N0US: Wait.

"Thugs" can be white? Mind. Blown.


Yeah but one clarification, if you are a right wing politician talking about law and ordering dealing with thugs we all know what you really mean no matter what semantics you want to get into
 
2020-10-01 11:18:25 AM  
So, that's who voted for Brexit.
 
2020-10-01 11:29:26 AM  
HOTY and TOTY nominated and I haven't even RTFA or CS.
 
2020-10-01 11:58:56 AM  
My Mother is not a marsupial! I'm pretty sure of it.

By the way, here's a fun fact:  the platypus and echinoderm has no teats. They produce milk through their skin which the offsprin lap up from special groves that collect the milk.

Also, pigeons also produce milk for their young, so don't get all so high and mighty you damned placental mammals, you're not so great as all that.

I've got tonnes of fun facts. Did you know that humans have all the genes needed to produce feathers? That hens have the genes needed to produce teeth?

Jerry built. That's what Life is.
 
2020-10-01 12:00:44 PM  
Damn. That first punch came in from outer space. How the hell was the other guy even standing after that hit?
 
2020-10-01 12:08:44 PM  
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2020-10-01 12:17:43 PM  
Upstanding citizens, all around.
 
2020-10-01 1:15:50 PM  

bucket_pup: Damn. That first punch came in from outer space. How the hell was the other guy even standing after that hit?


He outweighed the physically fit guy by like 100lbs is how.
 
2020-10-01 2:37:21 PM  

jso2897: So, that's who voted for Brexit.


Was there any doubt?
 
2020-10-01 4:55:04 PM  
A Brit sees his friend at a pub, drops an ailing cephalopod on the table, and says "'ere's the sick squid I owe you!"
 
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