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2020-10-01 12:31:37 PM  
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2020-10-01 1:01:17 PM  
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WGJ [TotalFark]
2020-10-01 1:54:22 PM  
Poor bug, to be compared to an asshole has to be humiliating.
 
2020-10-01 2:12:48 PM  
I hate those damn things...as well as Trump's hairpiece.
 
2020-10-01 5:00:05 PM  
NASHVILLE, Tenn.--A caterpillar common in Tennessee during the fall has been dubbed the "Trumpillar" due to the caterpillar's resemblance to President Donald Trump's iconic hairstyle.

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According to U.S. Pest Protection, during this larva stage, the hairs can be painful to humans who make contact with the caterpillar causing "intense throbbing."

Yeah, that about checks out. There's a cure for that on November 3rd.
 
2020-10-01 5:00:28 PM  
Great article Subs.
Let's face the truth... the caterpillar wore it best
 
2020-10-01 5:00:34 PM  
Trump is going to sue the caterpillar now
 
2020-10-01 5:01:21 PM  
A caterpillar common in Tennessee during the fall has been dubbed the "Trumpillar" due to the caterpillar's resemblance to President Donald Trump's iconic hairstyle.

Hideous and causes a lot of pain and suffering. Sounds a lot like Trump to me.
 
2020-10-01 5:02:41 PM  
It's happening. Trumps being Munsoned.

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2020-10-01 5:03:07 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:04:34 PM  
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This is the source of Trump's hair. Slime Mold. 5 years ago, the tree service found this in an ash tree. So, you can say that Trump's hair came out of his ash.
 
2020-10-01 5:07:31 PM  
According to the company, the caterpillar is Megalopyge Opercularis. In its larva form, the caterpillar shows off its yellow-orange hair.

Okay, first of all you don't capitalize the species name, just the genus. That animal is properly called Megalopyge opercularis. Second, you know what you call a caterpillar in its larval form? A caterpillar! If it ain't larval, it ain't a caterpillar!

/ sorry; I feel better now
 
2020-10-01 5:10:10 PM  
I remember this story coming up in 2016.  Just like that stupid graphic of the Bernie Sanders "Berdie".
 
2020-10-01 5:12:21 PM  
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US Pest Protection is a great name for Trump's campaign and/or shell company that only exists for this article to report on because Trump wants to read comments about how something that looks like him is cute.
 
2020-10-01 5:13:07 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:14:06 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:14:57 PM  

BMulligan: According to the company, the caterpillar is Megalopyge Opercularis. In its larva form, the caterpillar shows off its yellow-orange hair.

Okay, first of all you don't capitalize the species name, just the genus. That animal is properly called Megalopyge opercularis. Second, you know what you call a caterpillar in its larval form? A caterpillar! If it ain't larval, it ain't a caterpillar!

/ sorry; I feel better now


Somebody had to say it.
 
2020-10-01 5:15:29 PM  
It's also known as a puss caterpillar which is honestly a way less gross name.


https://www.nationalgeographic.com/ne​w​s/2014/9/toupee-caterpillar-venomous-a​nimal-weird-insect/
 
2020-10-01 5:16:41 PM  
HA!
 
2020-10-01 5:16:56 PM  
Meh. It is all a part of Trump's disguise.

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2020-10-01 5:18:49 PM  

Dodo David: Meh. It is all a part of Trump's disguise.

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Don't bring shame unto Extraterrestrial-Americans.

Trump is an Earth beast.
 
2020-10-01 5:19:12 PM  

A snake wearing a sweater: It's also known as a grab-them-by-the-puss caterpillar which is honestly a way less gross name.


https://www.nationalgeographic.com/new​s/2014/9/toupee-caterpillar-venomous-a​nimal-weird-insect/


FTFY.
 
2020-10-01 5:20:35 PM  
Are we just not doing apostrophes anymore?
 
2020-10-01 5:24:45 PM  
I was going to guess the hair was from Daryl.
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2020-10-01 5:28:46 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:31:29 PM  
The county fair? LOL

Except cotton candy actually looks cool/delicious.

His "hair" just looks like a squirrel carcass.
 
2020-10-01 5:31:49 PM  
first thing that came to mind:
Cheech and Chong - Herpes on My Head
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2020-10-01 6:04:49 PM  
Headline: Source of Trumps hairpiece finally revealed
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2020-10-01 6:05:52 PM  
American Hustle Christian Bale Comb-Over Hair Scene
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2020-10-01 7:06:48 PM  
That little fella would make damn fine merkin
 
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