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(Fox News)   Kyle sues Biden for insinuating he killed Kenny   (foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Vice President of the United States, Democratic Party, President of the United States, United States Senate, Joe Biden, Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse, White supremacy, Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden  
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3682 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Oct 2020 at 10:11 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-01 7:26:20 AM  
"And militia groups". Kyle was part of a militia group. A judge will throw this out.
BTW that, "listen for footsteps because an army is coming for you", sounds like a threat to me.
 
2020-10-01 8:29:53 AM  
As my favorite lawyer, Ken White, says: Sure lets sue someone in civil court, opening themselves up to horrific discovery about the details of their criminal activity that they are currently charged with.  That'll be just great.
This lawyer is worse to have than just defending yourself.  If you defend yourself at least people know you are a dumbass and the court will cut a little slack. But hiring a dumbass lawyer like this guy is even worse.
 
2020-10-01 9:17:15 AM  
Yeah, the judge should laugh this out of court and slap the attorney with sanctions for filing such BS in the first place

The kid was part of a militia (at least a "play militia"), drove to another state, and killed two people.

The comment by Biden referenced white supremacists and militia.  Strange that the attorney is fixated on the "white supremacist" part... is there something that Kyle would like to tell us?
 
2020-10-01 9:20:42 AM  
Dammit, Kyle.
 
2020-10-01 9:22:23 AM  
On the other hand... there's this shiat:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/nati​o​nal-security/internal-document-shows-t​rump-officials-were-told-make-comments​-sympathetic-n1241581

DHS memo shows that employees were told to say good things about Kyle
 
2020-10-01 9:22:56 AM  
They can't stop telling on themselves..
 
2020-10-01 9:46:23 AM  
You bastard!(needed to be said)
 
2020-10-01 9:51:36 AM  

sithon: "And militia groups". Kyle was part of a militia group. A judge will throw this out.
BTW that, "listen for footsteps because an army is coming for you", sounds like a threat to me.


Came here to say this.

Disbar the lawyer for poor listening/reading comprehension.

Sure hope Kyle gets a nice, long sentence. And his parents get charged and tried as well.

These are not heroes or patriots.
 
2020-10-01 9:51:56 AM  

oldernell: You bastard!(needed to be said)


Most definitely.
 
2020-10-01 9:57:14 AM  
The tweet from the expert attorney in question:
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And his twatter profile:
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Did you get that? He are non-partisan trial lawyer. This are serious non-partisan bullshiat lawsuit. From a semi-literate Qanon moran.

The only question I have is, how is he not a Florida Man?
 
2020-10-01 10:00:23 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: The tweet from the expert attorney in question:
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And his twatter profile:
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Did you get that? He are non-partisan trial lawyer. This are serious non-partisan bullshiat lawsuit. From a semi-literate Qanon moran.

The only question I have is, how is he not a Florida Man?


Because I think he's Doge.  Can't be mashing up our memes now, can we?
 
2020-10-01 10:01:48 AM  

Diogenes: Farking Clown Shoes: The tweet from the expert attorney in question:
[Fark user image 589x445]

And his twatter profile:
[Fark user image 334x156]

Did you get that? He are non-partisan trial lawyer. This are serious non-partisan bullshiat lawsuit. From a semi-literate Qanon moran.

The only question I have is, how is he not a Florida Man?

Because I think he's Doge.  Can't be mashing up our memes now, can we?


But he's partisan in 20/20! What a visionary!
 
2020-10-01 10:06:17 AM  
Good luck with that. Please, proceed and put your client on the stand. He might even wind up confessing to a few more things before you can tackle him off the f*cker.
 
2020-10-01 10:14:55 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: sithon: "And militia groups". Kyle was part of a militia group. A judge will throw this out.
BTW that, "listen for footsteps because an army is coming for you", sounds like a threat to me.

Came here to say this.

Disbar the lawyer for poor listening/reading comprehension.

Sure hope Kyle gets a nice, long sentence. And his parents get charged and tried as well.

These are not heroes or patriots.


I read that as herpes and parrots.

I think I need new glasses.
 
2020-10-01 10:15:58 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: The tweet from the expert attorney in question:
[Fark user image 589x445]

And his twatter profile:
[Fark user image 334x156]

Did you get that? He are non-partisan trial lawyer. This are serious non-partisan bullshiat lawsuit. From a semi-literate Qanon moran.

The only question I have is, how is he not a Florida Man?



I think you misspelled KKK.
 
2020-10-01 10:16:01 AM  
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2020-10-01 10:17:13 AM  
holy shiat - I know who Lin Wood is - he handled a case for someone close to me and failed.
 
2020-10-01 10:17:17 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: The tweet from the expert attorney in question:
[Fark user image 589x445]

And his twatter profile:
[Fark user image 334x156]

Did you get that? He are non-partisan trial lawyer. This are serious non-partisan bullshiat lawsuit. From a semi-literate Qanon moran.

The only question I have is, how is he not a Florida Man?


Lol, Lin Wood is dumb.  He was Sandmann's attorney and threatened to sue Brian Stelter for breaching confidentiality agreements because he commented on what he thought the settlement amount paid to Sandmann was.
 
2020-10-01 10:17:24 AM  
"You will hear footsteps."
And thighs chafing.
 
2020-10-01 10:17:53 AM  

OldRod: Yeah, the judge should laugh this out of court and slap the attorney with sanctions for filing such BS in the first place

The kid was part of a militia (at least a "play militia"), drove to another state, and killed two people.

The comment by Biden referenced white supremacists and militia.  Strange that the attorney is fixated on the "white supremacist" part... is there something that Kyle would like to tell us?


I don't know. I mean, have you seen Kyle?
 
2020-10-01 10:18:02 AM  
Boy, you are already looking at the possibility of spending the rest of your misbegotten life behind bars for double murder, and that might be a long, long time. Suggest you just STFU right now before they have to bury your dumb ass UNDER the prison.
 
2020-10-01 10:18:16 AM  
Man threaten sue other man on Twitter
This serious threat to be taken serious
Lawyers noises
 
2020-10-01 10:18:44 AM  
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2020-10-01 10:19:03 AM  
Yeah the left is just shaking in their boots over this terrorist suing.

Terrorist shiatbag should be in gitmo getting tortured.
 
2020-10-01 10:19:29 AM  
Someone wants themselves some used Honda Civic nuisance money.
 
2020-10-01 10:20:14 AM  

stoolpigeon: holy shiat - I know who Lin Wood is - he handled a case for someone close to me and failed.


There's a shock.
 
2020-10-01 10:20:45 AM  

OldRod: is there something that Kyle would like to tell us?


He's the guy all those well-shaven, tattooed white men have been looking for!
 
2020-10-01 10:20:52 AM  
We need a federal anti-SLAPP law desperately.
 
2020-10-01 10:22:49 AM  
This Farking tough-guy attorney schtick is really tiring.
 
2020-10-01 10:22:49 AM  
Sorry folks, can't sue a sitting president. Orange guy out front shoulda told ya.
 
2020-10-01 10:24:00 AM  
I am quite sure the Biden campaign were scared sh**tless for about 0.00000000000000000000000001 seconds before erupting in laughter. Then I imagine cheers erupted in unison saying "DO IT"
 
2020-10-01 10:24:03 AM  

DarwiOdrade: stoolpigeon: holy shiat - I know who Lin Wood is - he handled a case for someone close to me and failed.

There's a shock.


Yeah, does anyone have Wood's record? He was involved in a lot of high profile defamation cases over the years but most seemed to not go well for him.
 
2020-10-01 10:24:45 AM  
Do it, you coward!
 
2020-10-01 10:25:21 AM  
I'm gonna laugh so hard when Biden wins, the DOJ is purged, and this shiat gets everything coming to him.

Donny won't be there to save you farker.
 
2020-10-01 10:26:42 AM  
Sounds like a member of the Flynn defense team. It's like they think they'll get Judge Jeanine.

"I am non-partisan hahahahahahahahhahahahaha"
 
2020-10-01 10:27:36 AM  
Did this guy go to the same law school as Cohen?
 
2020-10-01 10:27:38 AM  
The lawyer is the same guy from the smirking Sandmann case. All he knows is libel/defamation. He jumped on Rittenhouse's case to stir up money for his debt loaded firm and is trying to actively steer it into something he is familiar with since criminal defense isn't going to work out for him. Its his way of remaining relevant to the kid while justifying his payroll.
 
2020-10-01 10:27:57 AM  
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2020-10-01 10:28:40 AM  
Lawyers are scum.
 
2020-10-01 10:28:41 AM  
Stop the Linsanity!

/By forcing him to his left, causing a turnover!
 
2020-10-01 10:29:29 AM  
FTA: "The Anti-Defamation League previously told CBS News it had examined Rittenhouse's social media activity and found no sign that he was associated with any extremist movements."

ROFL!!! Pretend militia with their assault rifles intimidating peaceful protesters is an extremist movement. Even if he had never participated before, he is part of an extremist movement.
 
2020-10-01 10:30:17 AM  
This idiot wants to go into civil court where he can be required to testify before he has gone on trial for his crimes? Good luck with that.
 
2020-10-01 10:30:36 AM  

rewind2846: Boy, you are already looking at the possibility of spending the rest of your misbegotten life behind bars for double murder, and that might be a long, long time. Suggest you just STFU right now before they have to bury your dumb ass UNDER the prison.


He doesn't look like a big guy. Prison isn't going to be good to him.
 
2020-10-01 10:31:12 AM  

sithon: "And militia groups". Kyle was part of a militia group. A judge will throw this out.


Also worth noting that his picture comes up as Wallace is talking about "violence in our cities," of which Rittenhouse was clearly a part.

This video in no way insinuates he is a white supremacist.
 
2020-10-01 10:31:24 AM  

stoolpigeon: holy shiat - I know who Lin Wood is - he handled a case for someone close to me and failed.


He also did the defamation suits for the Olympic Park Bombing, had something to do with both JonBenet Ramsey AND Gary Condit.  He's one of *those* attorneys who you're not sure whether they seek out high profile cases to improve their renown, or if they have a knack for turning otherwise normal cases into media shiatshows in order to keep his name in the news for as long as possible.

Seems to get a lot of undisclosed settlements out of court.
 
2020-10-01 10:31:29 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: The tweet from the expert attorney in question:
[Fark user image 589x445]

And his twatter profile:
[Fark user image 334x156]

Did you get that? He are non-partisan trial lawyer. This are serious non-partisan bullshiat lawsuit. From a semi-literate Qanon moran.

The only question I have is, how is he not a Florida Man?



He also says that poor Kyle is an "ENT". I don't know if that means he's an ear-nose-throat specialist or a tree-host from Fangorn Forest, but it sounds super-impressive.

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2020-10-01 10:33:20 AM  

someonelse: "You will hear footsteps."
And thighs chafing.


And wheezing, lots of wheezing.
 
2020-10-01 10:33:32 AM  
Fine, lets go through discovery in the civil case before the criminal case goes to court, lets churn up what we can in one venue to see what will be admissible in the other... this is great for the prosecution, but as a defense strategy, holy hell it sucks.
 
2020-10-01 10:34:44 AM  

someonelse: "You will hear footsteps."

And thighs chafing.


Hillary? Is that you?
 
2020-10-01 10:35:19 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: The tweet from the expert attorney in question:
[Fark user image 589x445]

And his twatter profile:
[Fark user image 334x156]

Did you get that? He are non-partisan trial lawyer. This are serious non-partisan bullshiat lawsuit. From a semi-literate Qanon moran.

The only question I have is, how is he not a Florida Man?


And he has a Parler handle... really non-partisan, huh?
 
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