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(We Are Central PA)   Mad Libs headline: 'Cake Boss' star Buddy Valastro fears he won't bake again after grisly bowling injury   (wearecentralpa.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Hand, Finger, star Buddy Valastro, Ring finger, Middle finger, Cake Boss, severe injuries, 1-1/2-inch metal rod  
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2020-10-01 2:48:10 PM  
10 votes:
My hands to me are my lifeline of everything I do

That a needlessly complicated way to say "masturbation".
 
2020-10-01 2:14:03 PM  
10 votes:
Wanted for questioning....
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Who am I kidding...Big Ern is ABOVE THE LAW!
 
2020-10-01 2:32:33 PM  
5 votes:
You can bake just fine.
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2020-10-01 2:26:21 PM  
4 votes:
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"He died in a bizarre grisly bowling injury."
 
2020-10-01 7:01:01 PM  
3 votes:
Doctors are dropping dead, NPR is doing stories about families who have to move into vans and shiat in a bucket, guy who makes cakes on tv mangles himself in his home bowling alley. Sorry, I haven't any sympathy left this year.

Someone left the cake boss in the lane again.
 
2020-10-01 5:37:15 PM  
3 votes:
Wrecked him? Damn near disembowled him.
 
2020-10-02 9:05:13 AM  
1 vote:

Hassan Ben Sobr: Should of kept his mind out of the gutter.


Should have paid attention in English class.
 
2020-10-01 7:21:42 PM  
1 vote:

gunther_bumpass: Doctors are dropping dead, NPR is doing stories about families who have to move into vans and shiat in a bucket, guy who makes cakes on tv mangles himself in his home bowling alley. Sorry, I haven't any sympathy left this year.

Someone left the cake boss in the lane again.


This.
 
2020-10-01 6:43:01 PM  
1 vote:
*cakeboss*
 
2020-10-01 6:18:19 PM  
1 vote:
Now that I have read further and it looks like this bowling alley is in his home it still doesn't diminish the stupidity of that act.

Let's put it in a baking context, do you stick anything in a bowl when a stand mixer is running? In our house we unplug the thing before we even lift the lid.

LOTO for life.
 
2020-10-01 6:15:42 PM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: He went behind the pin-setting machine?  Does he also own the bowling alley?


Even if he owns the bowling alley, unless he is the farking maintenance guy you don't go back and fix a machine that hasn't been locked out.

For Christ's sake, I feel badly for his injury but that was a stupid thing to do. Lockout tagout exists for a reason.
 
2020-10-01 4:04:14 PM  
1 vote:

BeotchPudding: CSB: I had just finished helping out with a project for the 'Cake Boss'. When I initially heard he was injured I was worried that somehow the project I helped with was the cause.


Well it looks like there are at least two farkers in production as I worked on the same project o.o
 
2020-10-01 2:59:48 PM  
1 vote:

rhodabear: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He might want to get that temper under control, too.


I admit to thinking that bowling is a stupid game, but not one that warrants a "stupid" prize of having your hand impaled by a blunt metal rod
 
2020-10-01 2:26:09 PM  
1 vote:
He got Munsoned.
 
2020-10-01 2:22:02 PM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: He went behind the pin-setting machine?  Does he also own the bowling alley?


Yep. He does.

I was so sorry to hear this happened to him. He texted me a few days ago and seemed in pretty good spirits.
 
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