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(We Are Central PA)   Mad Libs headline: 'Cake Boss' star Buddy Valastro fears he won't bake again after grisly bowling injury   (wearecentralpa.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Hand, Finger, star Buddy Valastro, Ring finger, Middle finger, Cake Boss, severe injuries, 1-1/2-inch metal rod  
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2020-10-01 3:44:46 PM  
13 votes:
That's not a bowling injury.  That's probably a lockout-tagout infraction during mechanical maintenance.
 
2020-10-01 2:16:09 PM  
12 votes:
He went behind the pin-setting machine?  Does he also own the bowling alley?
 
2020-10-01 2:13:19 PM  
6 votes:
My mom has been a hair stylist since 1967. About 7 or 8 years ago, she was putting flowers in a vase when it just shattered all of a sudden, completely severing a tendon in the thumb of her dominant hand. Just like that, a decades-long career was put on hold for four months, a career almost entirely dependent on that single tendon, and even after surgery and physical therapy, she still has numbness/tingling in that region of her hand, with about 90% functionality on a good day.

Life is crazy like that.
 
2020-10-01 3:39:48 PM  
5 votes:
I own a car but I'm not quite dumb enough to stick my hand into the engine while it's running.
 
2020-10-01 2:26:09 PM  
5 votes:
He got Munsoned.
 
2020-10-01 2:11:56 PM  
5 votes:
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He might want to get that temper under control, too.
 
2020-10-01 8:16:36 PM  
4 votes:

theriotact28: rhodabear: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He might want to get that temper under control, too.

I admit to thinking that bowling is a stupid game, but not one that warrants a "stupid" prize of having your hand impaled by a blunt metal rod


He didn't get hurt bowling. He got hurt by sticking his hand into a running machine. Bit of a difference.
 
2020-10-01 7:01:01 PM  
3 votes:
Doctors are dropping dead, NPR is doing stories about families who have to move into vans and shiat in a bucket, guy who makes cakes on tv mangles himself in his home bowling alley. Sorry, I haven't any sympathy left this year.

Someone left the cake boss in the lane again.
 
2020-10-01 6:15:42 PM  
3 votes:

FrancoFile: He went behind the pin-setting machine?  Does he also own the bowling alley?


Even if he owns the bowling alley, unless he is the farking maintenance guy you don't go back and fix a machine that hasn't been locked out.

For Christ's sake, I feel badly for his injury but that was a stupid thing to do. Lockout tagout exists for a reason.
 
2020-10-01 7:21:42 PM  
2 votes:

gunther_bumpass: Doctors are dropping dead, NPR is doing stories about families who have to move into vans and shiat in a bucket, guy who makes cakes on tv mangles himself in his home bowling alley. Sorry, I haven't any sympathy left this year.

Someone left the cake boss in the lane again.


This.
 
2020-10-01 6:18:19 PM  
2 votes:
Now that I have read further and it looks like this bowling alley is in his home it still doesn't diminish the stupidity of that act.

Let's put it in a baking context, do you stick anything in a bowl when a stand mixer is running? In our house we unplug the thing before we even lift the lid.

LOTO for life.
 
2020-10-01 6:43:01 PM  
1 vote:
*cakeboss*
 
2020-10-01 5:27:17 PM  
1 vote:
Just goes to show there are disadvantages to being the boss of inanimate objects. Gotta do everything your damn self.
 
2020-10-01 5:08:34 PM  
1 vote:

BeotchPudding: theriotact28: BeotchPudding: CSB: I had just finished helping out with a project for the 'Cake Boss'. When I initially heard he was injured I was worried that somehow the project I helped with was the cause.

Well it looks like there are at least two farkers in production as I worked on the same project o.o

No. I provided equipment to a 3rd party that was building a machine for Buddy. The machine was installed only 2 weeks ago.


In this scenario, usually saying you "helped out" means you're actually involved. But okay. I was wondering who else in the crew was a farker.
 
2020-10-01 4:50:02 PM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: My sister was a hairdresser for many year until she fell and broke her right arm in two places, which ended her career despite having surgery & PT.


My mom used to play tennis and go skiing regularly in her twenties and early thirties; it's a small wonder that it took a flower vase in her sixties to nearly end her career.
 
2020-10-01 3:56:30 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't we do this last week? Oh yeah, with almost the same headline.

Today in random word headlines: Cake Boss Star injured in bowling related incident
 
2020-10-01 3:00:22 PM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: He went behind the pin-setting machine?  Does he also own the bowling alley?


It's in his house
 
2020-10-01 2:48:10 PM  
1 vote:
My hands to me are my lifeline of everything I do

That a needlessly complicated way to say "masturbation".
 
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