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(We Are Central PA)   Mad Libs headline: 'Cake Boss' star Buddy Valastro fears he won't bake again after grisly bowling injury   (wearecentralpa.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Hand, Finger, star Buddy Valastro, Ring finger, Middle finger, Cake Boss, severe injuries, 1-1/2-inch metal rod  
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2020-10-01 2:11:56 PM  
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He might want to get that temper under control, too.
 
2020-10-01 2:13:19 PM  
My mom has been a hair stylist since 1967. About 7 or 8 years ago, she was putting flowers in a vase when it just shattered all of a sudden, completely severing a tendon in the thumb of her dominant hand. Just like that, a decades-long career was put on hold for four months, a career almost entirely dependent on that single tendon, and even after surgery and physical therapy, she still has numbness/tingling in that region of her hand, with about 90% functionality on a good day.

Life is crazy like that.
 
2020-10-01 2:14:03 PM  
Wanted for questioning....
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Who am I kidding...Big Ern is ABOVE THE LAW!
 
2020-10-01 2:16:09 PM  
He went behind the pin-setting machine?  Does he also own the bowling alley?
 
2020-10-01 2:22:02 PM  

FrancoFile: He went behind the pin-setting machine?  Does he also own the bowling alley?


Yep. He does.

I was so sorry to hear this happened to him. He texted me a few days ago and seemed in pretty good spirits.
 
2020-10-01 2:25:30 PM  
CSB: I had just finished helping out with a project for the 'Cake Boss'. When I initially heard he was injured I was worried that somehow the project I helped with was the cause.
 
2020-10-01 2:26:09 PM  
He got Munsoned.
 
2020-10-01 2:26:21 PM  
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"He died in a bizarre grisly bowling injury."
 
2020-10-01 2:32:33 PM  
You can bake just fine.
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2020-10-01 2:39:10 PM  
Baking and grisly shouldn't ever be used in the same sentence.
 
2020-10-01 2:48:10 PM  
My hands to me are my lifeline of everything I do

That a needlessly complicated way to say "masturbation".
 
2020-10-01 2:59:48 PM  

rhodabear: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He might want to get that temper under control, too.


I admit to thinking that bowling is a stupid game, but not one that warrants a "stupid" prize of having your hand impaled by a blunt metal rod
 
2020-10-01 3:00:22 PM  

FrancoFile: He went behind the pin-setting machine?  Does he also own the bowling alley?


It's in his house
 
2020-10-01 3:39:48 PM  
I own a car but I'm not quite dumb enough to stick my hand into the engine while it's running.
 
2020-10-01 3:44:46 PM  
That's not a bowling injury.  That's probably a lockout-tagout infraction during mechanical maintenance.
 
2020-10-01 3:56:30 PM  
Didn't we do this last week? Oh yeah, with almost the same headline.

Today in random word headlines: Cake Boss Star injured in bowling related incident
 
2020-10-01 4:04:14 PM  

BeotchPudding: CSB: I had just finished helping out with a project for the 'Cake Boss'. When I initially heard he was injured I was worried that somehow the project I helped with was the cause.


Well it looks like there are at least two farkers in production as I worked on the same project o.o
 
2020-10-01 4:09:43 PM  

Heamer: My mom has been a hair stylist since 1967. About 7 or 8 years ago, she was putting flowers in a vase when it just shattered all of a sudden, completely severing a tendon in the thumb of her dominant hand. Just like that, a decades-long career was put on hold for four months, a career almost entirely dependent on that single tendon, and even after surgery and physical therapy, she still has numbness/tingling in that region of her hand, with about 90% functionality on a good day.

Life is crazy like that.


My sister was a hairdresser for many year until she fell and broke her right arm in two places, which ended her career despite having surgery & PT.
 
2020-10-01 4:11:16 PM  

puckrock2000: Didn't we do this last week? Oh yeah, with almost the same headline.

Today in random word headlines: Cake Boss Star injured in bowling related incident


Followup because he was interviewed earlier this week.
 
2020-10-01 4:50:02 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: My sister was a hairdresser for many year until she fell and broke her right arm in two places, which ended her career despite having surgery & PT.


My mom used to play tennis and go skiing regularly in her twenties and early thirties; it's a small wonder that it took a flower vase in her sixties to nearly end her career.
 
2020-10-01 4:53:20 PM  

theriotact28: BeotchPudding: CSB: I had just finished helping out with a project for the 'Cake Boss'. When I initially heard he was injured I was worried that somehow the project I helped with was the cause.

Well it looks like there are at least two farkers in production as I worked on the same project o.o


No. I provided equipment to a 3rd party that was building a machine for Buddy. The machine was installed only 2 weeks ago.
 
2020-10-01 5:08:34 PM  

BeotchPudding: theriotact28: BeotchPudding: CSB: I had just finished helping out with a project for the 'Cake Boss'. When I initially heard he was injured I was worried that somehow the project I helped with was the cause.

Well it looks like there are at least two farkers in production as I worked on the same project o.o

No. I provided equipment to a 3rd party that was building a machine for Buddy. The machine was installed only 2 weeks ago.


In this scenario, usually saying you "helped out" means you're actually involved. But okay. I was wondering who else in the crew was a farker.
 
2020-10-01 5:26:01 PM  
How does this affect his fapping ability is the real question here.
 
2020-10-01 5:27:17 PM  
Just goes to show there are disadvantages to being the boss of inanimate objects. Gotta do everything your damn self.
 
2020-10-01 5:37:15 PM  
Wrecked him? Damn near disembowled him.
 
2020-10-01 6:15:42 PM  

FrancoFile: He went behind the pin-setting machine?  Does he also own the bowling alley?


Even if he owns the bowling alley, unless he is the farking maintenance guy you don't go back and fix a machine that hasn't been locked out.

For Christ's sake, I feel badly for his injury but that was a stupid thing to do. Lockout tagout exists for a reason.
 
2020-10-01 6:18:19 PM  
Now that I have read further and it looks like this bowling alley is in his home it still doesn't diminish the stupidity of that act.

Let's put it in a baking context, do you stick anything in a bowl when a stand mixer is running? In our house we unplug the thing before we even lift the lid.

LOTO for life.
 
2020-10-01 6:43:01 PM  
*cakeboss*
 
2020-10-01 7:01:01 PM  
Doctors are dropping dead, NPR is doing stories about families who have to move into vans and shiat in a bucket, guy who makes cakes on tv mangles himself in his home bowling alley. Sorry, I haven't any sympathy left this year.

Someone left the cake boss in the lane again.
 
2020-10-01 7:21:42 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Doctors are dropping dead, NPR is doing stories about families who have to move into vans and shiat in a bucket, guy who makes cakes on tv mangles himself in his home bowling alley. Sorry, I haven't any sympathy left this year.

Someone left the cake boss in the lane again.


This.
 
2020-10-01 8:16:36 PM  

theriotact28: rhodabear: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He might want to get that temper under control, too.

I admit to thinking that bowling is a stupid game, but not one that warrants a "stupid" prize of having your hand impaled by a blunt metal rod


He didn't get hurt bowling. He got hurt by sticking his hand into a running machine. Bit of a difference.
 
2020-10-01 8:47:48 PM  
Always put a machine at its lowest energy state before messing with it.  Turn off energy sources.  Block any hanging weight.  Lockout tagout.
 
2020-10-01 9:13:43 PM  
Should of kept his mind out of the gutter.
 
2020-10-01 10:20:37 PM  

theriotact28: BeotchPudding: theriotact28: BeotchPudding: CSB: I had just finished helping out with a project for the 'Cake Boss'. When I initially heard he was injured I was worried that somehow the project I helped with was the cause.

Well it looks like there are at least two farkers in production as I worked on the same project o.o

No. I provided equipment to a 3rd party that was building a machine for Buddy. The machine was installed only 2 weeks ago.

In this scenario, usually saying you "helped out" means you're actually involved. But okay. I was wondering who else in the crew was a farker.


I'm 95% certain we worked on the same shoot a few weeks ago.
 
2020-10-01 11:19:56 PM  

mmojo: theriotact28: BeotchPudding: theriotact28: BeotchPudding: CSB: I had just finished helping out with a project for the 'Cake Boss'. When I initially heard he was injured I was worried that somehow the project I helped with was the cause.

Well it looks like there are at least two farkers in production as I worked on the same project o.o

No. I provided equipment to a 3rd party that was building a machine for Buddy. The machine was installed only 2 weeks ago.

In this scenario, usually saying you "helped out" means you're actually involved. But okay. I was wondering who else in the crew was a farker.

I'm 95% certain we worked on the same shoot a few weeks ago.


We're through the looking glass, people.
 
2020-10-02 9:05:13 AM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: Should of kept his mind out of the gutter.


Should have paid attention in English class.
 
2020-10-02 12:06:11 PM  
Hey, I also know the cake boss! Well, I ate cake once, so it's a 93 degrees of kevin bacon thing.
 
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