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2020-10-01 11:03:06 AM  
24 votes:
"knock knock knock COVID knock knock knock COVID knock knock knock COVID"

How did you miss the obvious tagline, subby?
 
2020-10-01 11:01:11 AM  
13 votes:

Mr_Vimes: It's probably worse without the laugh track.


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2020-10-01 11:55:34 AM  
12 votes:
Kaley Cuoco should have called him over Zoom to sing "Soft Kitty."
 
2020-10-01 11:15:07 AM  
11 votes:
Loved his 70s prog rock band
 
2020-10-01 10:58:11 AM  
11 votes:
It's probably worse without the laugh track.
 
2020-10-01 1:44:15 PM  
3 votes:

peachpicker: I developed anosmia a handful of years ago as a result of a sinus infection, couldn't smell or taste a thing for several weeks. It's a pain in the ass, and fairly discouraging. When the act of eating is reduced solely to solely a textural experience, it's a real adjustment. Green beans, for example, become a rubbery nightmare...


Become?  I think lack of taste would improve green beans.
 
2020-10-01 1:40:17 PM  
2 votes:

yakmans_dad: FTA "...when someone dies or passes ..."

Great. Now there's 2 different ways to go to oblivion.


Or if you're Mike Tyson, you fade into Bolivia.
 
2020-10-01 1:01:44 PM  
2 votes:
FTA "...when someone dies or passes ..."

Great. Now there's 2 different ways to go to oblivion.
 
2020-10-01 11:29:30 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-10-02 12:17:25 AM  
1 vote:

Trik: Been awhile since I watched BBT what's it called when Sheldon got sick, a Code Green?


Code "milky green".

With or without fever.
 
2020-10-01 1:21:51 PM  
1 vote:

yakmans_dad: FTA "...when someone dies or passes ..."

Great. Now there's 2 different ways to go to oblivion.


Well, when you die you will expel gas.
 
2020-10-01 11:38:56 AM  
1 vote:

God--: He seems like a genuinely nice guy.... Someone I would love to simply sit down and have a beer with...


I wanted him to play Mr. Rogers in the biopic.
 
2020-10-01 11:08:32 AM  
1 vote:
He seems like a genuinely nice guy.... Someone I would love to simply sit down and have a beer with...
 
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