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(Yahoo)   Louisiana man arrested for coming out of the closet. Since it was a 15-year-old girl's and he'd been living there for a month, he's lucky he was just arrested   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-10-01 9:33:42 AM  
Oh yeah, he doesn't look like a creep.
 
2020-10-01 9:37:24 AM  
And he first got in touch with her 2 years ago......
 
2020-10-01 9:40:42 AM  
If I had some kind of time machine I would send a letter teenage me:
Dear talkertopc, some girl's standards in men are a lot lower than you think, you're just fine. BTW, that girl who complimented your jeans in class, she was flirting with you, talk to her.
 
2020-10-01 9:42:41 AM  
When calling someone a redneck is just a description and not derogatory.

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2020-10-01 9:43:04 AM  
The Closet Creeper
 
2020-10-01 9:44:31 AM  
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2020-10-01 9:44:40 AM  
This is why you teach your kids to keep their closets clean.
 
2020-10-01 9:45:46 AM  
I think I would just leave him hanging.
 
2020-10-01 9:46:31 AM  
Huh, so sometimes teenage girls on the internet really are teenage girls.
 
2020-10-01 9:50:02 AM  
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2020-10-01 9:50:19 AM  

FarkingSmurf: When calling someone a redneck is just a description and not derogatory.

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Even after spending a month in a closet with no sun, he still has a farmers tan. It's impressive in its own way.
 
2020-10-01 9:51:55 AM  
Wait. Is any of that stuff illegal in Louisiana? Guy must of thought he was still in Mississippi.
 
2020-10-01 9:55:47 AM  
How did the parents not beat the piss out of him when he was caught??
 
2020-10-01 9:56:22 AM  
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Wow Jeff Foxworthy has really let himself go.
 
2020-10-01 10:07:52 AM  

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Wow Jeff Foxworthy has really let himself go.


you might be a pedophile if....
 
2020-10-01 10:11:50 AM  
Not too bright. He admitted to the cops he traveled over state lines on numerous occasions since she was 13. Hope this guy likes the taste of prison wallets, because he's going to be getting plenty in the very near future. I love how they always say in these articles they're not sure if he has retained an attorney. He's living in a 15-year-old girl's closet. I seriously doubt he's got 10K to plop down on a lawyer.
 
2020-10-01 10:12:00 AM  

FarkingSmurf: When calling someone a redneck is just a description and not derogatory.

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That's him after a month in a closet? Christ. How bad was the sunburn before he got there?
 
2020-10-01 10:12:31 AM  
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2020-10-01 10:16:38 AM  

Salmon: Oh yeah, he doesn't look like a creep.


I'm 66 and could pass for 58 if I do my hair and makeup.  But there ain't no way in bloody hell is that 15 yrs. old.  And.................. "THAT'S A MAN, BABY!"
 
2020-10-01 10:17:56 AM  

jackandwater: Salmon: Oh yeah, he doesn't look like a creep.

I'm 66 and could pass for 58 if I do my hair and makeup.  But there ain't no way in bloody hell is that 15 yrs. old.  And.................. "THAT'S A MAN, BABY!"


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2020-10-01 10:21:17 AM  

jso2897: Wait. Is any of that stuff illegal in Louisiana? Guy must of thought he was still in Mississippi.


No state has an age of consent lower than 16.
 
2020-10-01 10:24:36 AM  

jackandwater: Salmon: Oh yeah, he doesn't look like a creep.

I'm 66 and could pass for 58 if I do my hair and makeup.  But there ain't no way in bloody hell is that 15 yrs. old.  And.................. "THAT'S A MAN, BABY!"


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2020-10-01 10:24:47 AM  

i_hate_your_god: jackandwater: Salmon: Oh yeah, he doesn't look like a creep.

I'm 66 and could pass for 58 if I do my hair and makeup.  But there ain't no way in bloody hell is that 15 yrs. old.  And.................. "THAT'S A MAN, BABY!"

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Well...hair makeup, dimly lit room. And you have to squint, but I think I could pull it off.  Oh, and cleavage too.
 
2020-10-01 10:27:05 AM  

blatz514: jackandwater: Salmon: Oh yeah, he doesn't look like a creep.

I'm 66 and could pass for 58 if I do my hair and makeup.  But there ain't no way in bloody hell is that 15 yrs. old.  And.................. "THAT'S A MAN, BABY!"

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I have gotten those looks before.  You mean they didn't believe me?  So the Crepe Suzettes were for nothing?
 
2020-10-01 10:43:34 AM  
How the heck did he get that tan living in the closet?
 
2020-10-01 10:49:48 AM  

MBZ321: How did the parents not beat the piss out of him when he was caught??


Probably not the first time something like this has happened.  Keeping a man more than twice your age as a pet in the closet is not an amateur move.
 
2020-10-01 10:54:37 AM  

jackandwater: i_hate_your_god: jackandwater: Salmon: Oh yeah, he doesn't look like a creep.

I'm 66 and could pass for 58 if I do my hair and makeup.  But there ain't no way in bloody hell is that 15 yrs. old.  And.................. "THAT'S A MAN, BABY!"

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Well...hair makeup, dimly lit room. And you have to squint, but I think I could pull it off.  Oh, and cleavage too.


You're a weirdo.
 
2020-10-01 11:02:52 AM  
I hope that girl gets some help. If she didn't have issues before (unlikely), she certainly does now.
 
2020-10-01 11:07:11 AM  
"Police said he told them he had traveled several times from Louisiana to meet the victim."

There comes a time in every relationship when it just makes more sense to move in together.
 
2020-10-01 11:16:37 AM  
That guy looks like "Sully" Sullenberg and Dana Carvey had a white trash baby.
 
2020-10-01 11:17:03 AM  
Sullenberger**
 
2020-10-01 11:19:53 AM  

PaceyWhitter: jso2897: Wait. Is any of that stuff illegal in Louisiana? Guy must of thought he was still in Mississippi.

No state has an age of consent lower than 16.


Interesting that you know that.
 
2020-10-01 11:31:29 AM  

FarkingSmurf: When calling someone a redneck is just a description and not derogatory.

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Love that classic pedophile mustache too
 
2020-10-01 11:35:21 AM  
Again?

Happened in Oregon, the Louisiana of the West, but 21 into 12, so not as much of an age gap

And then mix in a stupid college kid who believes in ghosts
 
2020-10-01 11:38:45 AM  

MBZ321: How did the parents not beat the piss out of him when he was caught??


would you wanna touch him?
 
2020-10-01 11:39:48 AM  
Weirdest premise for a reality show yet.
 
2020-10-01 11:40:55 AM  

Salmon: Oh yeah, he doesn't look like a creep.


The porn mustache really completes the look.
 
2020-10-01 11:44:12 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: MBZ321: How did the parents not beat the piss out of him when he was caught??

Probably not the first time something like this has happened.  Keeping a man more than twice your age as a pet in the closet is not an amateur move.


Wait, you mean there is a professional opportunity for my skills?
 
2020-10-01 11:44:41 AM  
So was this a walk-in closet?
 
2020-10-01 12:09:02 PM  

jso2897: PaceyWhitter: jso2897: Wait. Is any of that stuff illegal in Louisiana? Guy must of thought he was still in Mississippi.

No state has an age of consent lower than 16.

Interesting that you know that.


Here is an even creepier fact.  Statutory rape laws do not apply to married couples so if the pervert marries his child bride then it is legal.  Now children cannot consent to be married so you would need parental or court consent, but this is still a loophole some pedophiles exploit.
 
2020-10-01 12:11:01 PM  
This would have been an interesting John Hughes movie.
 
2020-10-01 1:29:00 PM  
This actually happened in Florida. This should have a Florida tag!
 
2020-10-01 1:47:22 PM  
Isn't it a little early for the Halloween thread?
 
2020-10-01 6:24:50 PM  
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"What a creep."
 
2020-10-01 9:26:20 PM  
She's just 15 years old...Leave her alone...They said....


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