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2020-10-01 8:18:11 AM  
Ponies and Jets?

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2020-10-01 8:47:09 AM  
The "NFL Daily" email I just got was titled "Broncos bring Super Bowl pedigree to TNF"

Thought you all could use a laugh.
 
2020-10-01 9:10:01 AM  
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god baseball is on tonight.
 
2020-10-01 9:50:06 AM  
0-0 tie
 
2020-10-01 12:31:24 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:54:19 PM  
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2020-10-01 5:57:28 PM  
This has the potential to be one of those games we talk about for decades. Where you watch a clip of the epic failures over and over, laughing every time you see the 2020 equivalent of the buttfumble.

Unfortunately, it will not be one of those games because these two teams are so bad they can't even fail in an amusing factor.

Broncos over the Jets Z to ♧
 
2020-10-01 7:08:43 PM  

ariseatex: The "NFL Daily" email I just got was titled "Broncos bring Super Bowl pedigree to TNF"

Thought you all could use a laugh.


The pedigree of...

*checks notes*

...Von Miller and Brandon McManus
 
2020-10-01 7:13:03 PM  
At best, this will be a Rifftrax-able game.

At worst, this will be the worst thing on TV this week.  Yes, even worse than the debate.
 
2020-10-01 7:25:23 PM  
This being 2020 there's a good chance this will be an entertaining and well
played football game.
 
2020-10-01 7:29:56 PM  
This thread will be better than the game even if it only hits about 500 comments.

I'm tempted to bet the Je*SMACK*, I'm not betting at all.
 
2020-10-01 7:51:56 PM  
Michael Irvin decided to combine Kareem and Hunt into one word. Oopsie.
 
2020-10-01 7:54:26 PM  
If the Jets can't beat Brett Rypien they're never going to win a game. The rumor is that Adam Gase will be fired after the game if he loses. If he's behind at the half they might not let him back out of the locker room.
 
2020-10-01 7:56:42 PM  
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Bet the over if you are interested in free money.  100% lock to hit
 
2020-10-01 7:58:10 PM  
I am betting on the Broncos to win this, because J-E-S-T! JEST!!  JEST JEST JEST!!!
 
2020-10-01 7:59:09 PM  

dark brew: [Fark user image 762x172]

Bet the over if you are interested in free money.  100% lock to hit


I'd go with the under, because this will probably be a 9-3 barn-burner.
 
2020-10-01 8:00:27 PM  
I demand shenanigans.
 
2020-10-01 8:01:14 PM  

ClavellBCMI: dark brew: [Fark user image 762x172]

Bet the over if you are interested in free money.  100% lock to hit

I'd go with the under, because this will probably be a 9-3 barn-burner.


I've had to refill my bovada account twice this week so nobody should listen to me.  Just my tingle though.
 
2020-10-01 8:02:32 PM  

UNC_Samurai: ariseatex: The "NFL Daily" email I just got was titled "Broncos bring Super Bowl pedigree to TNF"

Thought you all could use a laugh.

The pedigree of...

*checks notes*

...Von Miller and Brandon McManus


Reminds me that there are thoroughbreds that have Secretariat in their pedigrees that have never won a race.
 
2020-10-01 8:02:56 PM  

Bunny Deville: I demand shenanigans.


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2020-10-01 8:04:15 PM  
I still took Denver in my survivor pool this week. Because why not?
 
2020-10-01 8:05:44 PM  
WGOTY contender.

Whoever wins, we all lose.
 
2020-10-01 8:09:23 PM  
I want shenanigans. I want four interceptions, two fumbles, a rumble with ejection, and a field on fire.
 
2020-10-01 8:12:12 PM  

Ethertap: WGOTY contender.

Whoever wins, we all lose.


No, that would be a Gints-Jest game, where we could end up suffering through a safety-dance festival that results in a 16-14 final score without a single touchdown or FG being scored.
 
2020-10-01 8:12:22 PM  
Are you ready for a shiat show!?
A Thursday night party
 
2020-10-01 8:13:21 PM  

Di Atribe: Are you ready for a shiat show!?
A Thursday night party


I'm ready for a shiat show!

I DEMAND SHENANIGANS!
 
2020-10-01 8:13:44 PM  

Bunny Deville: I want shenanigans. I want four interceptions, two fumbles, a rumble with ejection, and a field on fire.


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2020-10-01 8:13:50 PM  

ariseatex: At best, this will be a Rifftrax-able game.

At worst, this will be the worst thing on TV this week.  Yes, even worse than the debate.


Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. WHOA

Let's not get carried away, ok
 
2020-10-01 8:14:01 PM  

Di Atribe: Are you ready for a shiat show!?
A Thursday night party


Which brain-dead moron scheduled this for a Thursday night instead of a Monday night?
 
2020-10-01 8:14:40 PM  

Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: Are you ready for a shiat show!?
A Thursday night party

I'm ready for a shiat show!

I DEMAND SHENANIGANS!


YES YES YES I want all the shenanigans, we will have to build a shenanigan warehouse
 
2020-10-01 8:15:59 PM  
The pregame show unanimously believes the Broncos will suck less?
 
2020-10-01 8:16:23 PM  
One time, Colin Kaepernick came in here, and sat in this chair. I say, "Colin, you hang out with Frank Gore. Just between me and you, how old is Frank Gore?" Know what Colin told me? He said "Hey, Frank Gore is a hundred thirty-seven years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
 
2020-10-01 8:17:25 PM  

UNC_Samurai: The pregame show unanimously believes the Broncos will suck less?


Everyone but Michael Irvin.
 
2020-10-01 8:17:26 PM  

UNC_Samurai: The pregame show unanimously believes the Broncos will suck less?


Nope. Michael Irvin took the Jets. He must be back on the booger sugar, look at his suit tonight.
 
2020-10-01 8:18:00 PM  

Di Atribe: ariseatex: At best, this will be a Rifftrax-able game.

At worst, this will be the worst thing on TV this week.  Yes, even worse than the debate.

Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. WHOA

Let's not get carried away, ok


I like to give a wide range of options.

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2020-10-01 8:18:09 PM  
I feel like the build-up to this game is interminable. Especially since I need to go to bed early because one more day of hell week awaits. (Hell in this case being the ten flickin' hours of travel involved in this week's stores.)
 
2020-10-01 8:18:17 PM  

Tman144: One time, Colin Kaepernick came in here, and sat in this chair. I say, "Colin, you hang out with Frank Gore. Just between me and you, how old is Frank Gore?" Know what Colin told me? He said "Hey, Frank Gore is a hundred thirty-seven years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!


YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND!
 
2020-10-01 8:18:40 PM  
Jets favored by 1, whatever that's worth. (and a few sites have it as a pick 'em!)

and over/under 40, 40.5, and a 41 here or there.

I'll say Denver by 10.  Seems like Darnold never plays well on the big stage.  of course you could say that sentence should have ended after "well", but it seems like when the Jets have the MNF or TNF, he sucks.  Rypien i think will have one of those beginner's luck games.  but who freaking knows.
 
2020-10-01 8:19:34 PM  
Happy Thursday, Fark Football Reprobates and Cussards! Hope your week has been well.

Can't say that this is going to be the greatest game of the year (and this is coming from a Broncos fan) but hopefully somebody at least wins it. And let's have a fun thr

OH FARK AIKMAN AND SHOEPISSER
 
2020-10-01 8:20:10 PM  
Oh look it's Joe "4 layers of blonde shoe polish" Buck
 
2020-10-01 8:20:50 PM  
This game could give us The Jake winner.
 
2020-10-01 8:21:03 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Oh look it's Joe "4 layers of blonde shoe polish" Buck


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2020-10-01 8:21:09 PM  
Well, no reason wasting the good announcers on this "gem"
 
2020-10-01 8:21:40 PM  

Ethertap: Well, no reason wasting the good announcers on this "gem"


Romo would be hilarious calling this game.
 
2020-10-01 8:22:10 PM  
This game is going to make us miss high school football.
 
2020-10-01 8:22:10 PM  
Are you ready for something resembling football?
 
2020-10-01 8:22:22 PM  
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2020-10-01 8:22:39 PM  
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2020-10-01 8:22:51 PM  
Ah yes. Washington Football Team great Mark Rypien's nephew.
 
2020-10-01 8:22:58 PM  

Ethertap: Well, no reason wasting the good announcers on this "gem"


I know it's become unpopular for some reason, but I'm still fond of Erin Andrews. It's a tough burden to bear, but I can handle it.
 
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