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(Politico)   Then: "Witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station." Now: "Evacuate? In our moment of...nevermind, I'm out, put me in the escape pod"   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Police, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Brad Parscale, SWAT, Ivana Trump, Fred Trump, Donald Trump's campaign  
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2020-10-01 4:48:25 AM  
13 votes:
FTFA-"..his wife says her apparent allegations of domestic violence were "misconstrued."

Sure they were.  I'm sorry you had to go through that and I understand why you said it.  It would be good, though, to begin the conscious uncoupling process now.  You'll get more money in the divorce and help you during the inevitable money laundering trial(s).

It's worth three minutes to watch the body cam video.  Two things came to mind:  1) They didn't need to take down Parseltongue that hard.  I hate him but he seemed docile and compliant.  2) It's abnormally cold in Ft. Lauderdale this time of year.
 
2020-10-01 10:19:10 AM  
7 votes:
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2020-10-01 6:58:46 AM  
6 votes:
let it be clear my husband was not violent towards me that day or any day prior," she said.

That must be a hell of a prenup.
 
2020-10-01 6:42:02 AM  
6 votes:
Spaceballs - Escape Pod Scene [HD]
Youtube EfkNvOOiZ_8
 
2020-10-01 6:54:08 AM  
5 votes:
I know this sounds to conspiratorial, but what if his "mental breakdown" was an elaborate scheme to get him in front of the authorities in a "legit" manner without arousing too much suspicion from Trump?
 
2020-10-01 10:24:09 AM  
4 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Tr0mBoNe: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/EfkNvOOi​Z_8]

Dammit, I wanted to post this.


You're surrounded by assholes.. what did you expect?
 
2020-10-01 9:52:06 AM  
3 votes:

KarmicDisaster: If you are still on the Trumpstar, it may not be possible to launch your pod now and still get clear of the blast.


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2020-10-01 8:09:33 AM  
3 votes:
I still say that it was pretty special of him to use the Second Death Star in the way he did....
 
2020-10-01 10:54:56 AM  
2 votes:
Parscale: I did not hit her, I did NAAAT, oh, hi Mark
 
2020-10-01 10:28:46 AM  
2 votes:

listerine69: [Fark user image 425x436]


THE BEST PEOPLE!!
 
2020-10-01 11:18:56 AM  
1 vote:

Stratohead: while I understand people can get PTSD from all kinds of non-combat related trauma... I'm curious what Parscales alleged "PTSD" comes from...since he never served any where.


Mushroom Stamp trauma.
 
2020-10-01 10:52:50 AM  
1 vote:

Fireproof: In a statement provided to POLITICO on Wednesday, Parscale's wife, Candice, also denied that Parscale physically abused her, despite a police report in which said she told authorities the contrary.

We know what this means, don't we?


He threatened to take back the implants?
 
2020-10-01 10:50:26 AM  
1 vote:

Fireproof: In a statement provided to POLITICO on Wednesday, Parscale's wife, Candice, also denied that Parscale physically abused her, despite a police report in which said she told authorities the contrary.

We know what this means, don't we?


She ran into a door?
 
2020-10-01 10:35:58 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-01 10:23:35 AM  
1 vote:
"Kenosha Guard" and "Boogaloo Bois" furiously scrubbing their sites of racist memes and trump references.
 
2020-10-01 9:50:39 AM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/EfkNvOOi​Z_8]


Dammit, I wanted to post this.
 
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