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2020-10-01 4:48:25 AM  
FTFA-"..his wife says her apparent allegations of domestic violence were "misconstrued."

Sure they were.  I'm sorry you had to go through that and I understand why you said it.  It would be good, though, to begin the conscious uncoupling process now.  You'll get more money in the divorce and help you during the inevitable money laundering trial(s).

It's worth three minutes to watch the body cam video.  Two things came to mind:  1) They didn't need to take down Parseltongue that hard.  I hate him but he seemed docile and compliant.  2) It's abnormally cold in Ft. Lauderdale this time of year.
 
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2020-10-01 5:44:30 AM  

LordBeavis: FTFA-"..his wife says her apparent allegations of domestic violence were "misconstrued."

Sure they were.  I'm sorry you had to go through that and I understand why you said it.  It would be good, though, to begin the conscious uncoupling process now.  You'll get more money in the divorce and help you during the inevitable money laundering trial(s).

It's worth three minutes to watch the body cam video.  Two things came to mind:  1) They didn't need to take down Parseltongue that hard.  I hate him but he seemed docile and compliant.  2) It's abnormally cold in Ft. Lauderdale this time of year.


The problem is that that was gentle treatment by the cops, if he had been black you can all but guarantee they would have opened fire.

Honestly I think it's stuff like this that needs to be broadcast to the right to show them the problem, because when it isn't their 'side' getting beaten and killed they literally don't mind at all.
 
2020-10-01 6:42:02 AM  
Spaceballs - Escape Pod Scene [HD]
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2020-10-01 6:54:08 AM  
I know this sounds to conspiratorial, but what if his "mental breakdown" was an elaborate scheme to get him in front of the authorities in a "legit" manner without arousing too much suspicion from Trump?
 
2020-10-01 6:58:46 AM  
let it be clear my husband was not violent towards me that day or any day prior," she said.

That must be a hell of a prenup.
 
2020-10-01 7:00:54 AM  
He's not violent, jut sometimes I do things wrong

I did in fact just throw up a little writing that
 
2020-10-01 7:14:08 AM  
Why is he under so much stress?  No one expects him to do a good job, just get in the money booth and grab as much as he can before his time is up.
 
2020-10-01 7:54:07 AM  
I work with victims of domestic violence. It is complicated and they'll often work against their obvious best interests due to fear and mental trauma.
 
2020-10-01 8:09:33 AM  
I still say that it was pretty special of him to use the Second Death Star in the way he did....
 
2020-10-01 8:13:21 AM  

Professor_Doctor: I work with victims of domestic violence. It is complicated and they'll often work against their obvious best interests due to fear and mental trauma.


Who knew that when one is being held emotionally hostage....things get complicated?

/ everyone knows
 
2020-10-01 8:26:49 AM  
Those Lincoln Project guys really farked this guy hard. I gotta say I'm impressed, direct hit, target destroyed.
 
2020-10-01 8:52:59 AM  

iheartscotch: Professor_Doctor: I work with victims of domestic violence. It is complicated and they'll often work against their obvious best interests due to fear and mental trauma.

Who knew that when one is being held emotionally hostage....things get complicated?

/ everyone knows


"So you're telling me that the wife of the drunk guy firing guns off in the house may not be able to think straight? Pshaw."
 
2020-10-01 9:03:36 AM  

Professor_Doctor: iheartscotch: Professor_Doctor: I work with victims of domestic violence. It is complicated and they'll often work against their obvious best interests due to fear and mental trauma.

Who knew that when one is being held emotionally hostage....things get complicated?

/ everyone knows

"So you're telling me that the wife of the drunk guy firing guns off in the house may not be able to think straight? Pshaw."


I mean.....discharging a firearm inside is REALLY loud....and distracting. Maybe she should get some hearing protection.
 
2020-10-01 9:22:49 AM  
If you are still on the Trumpstar, it may not be possible to launch your pod now and still get clear of the blast.
 
2020-10-01 9:50:39 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/EfkNvOOi​Z_8]


Dammit, I wanted to post this.
 
2020-10-01 9:52:06 AM  

KarmicDisaster: If you are still on the Trumpstar, it may not be possible to launch your pod now and still get clear of the blast.


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2020-10-01 10:18:39 AM  

Barfmaker: Those Lincoln Project guys really farked this guy hard. I gotta say I'm impressed, direct hit, target destroyed.


Man, once again, I have to voice my displeasure that the only people that are capable of talking to republicans the way republicans talk to everybody else are bunch of neo-con grifters that want republicans to go back to keeping the quiet part, quiet.
 
2020-10-01 10:18:40 AM  

Endive Wombat: I know this sounds to conspiratorial, but what if his "mental breakdown" was an elaborate scheme to get him in front of the authorities in a "legit" manner without arousing too much suspicion from Trump?


In my mind, the fight went down something like this:

Wife: Remember when we were happy? Back before Trump. You remember that don't you?
Brad: Smack.

/Everything Trump touches, dies.
 
2020-10-01 10:19:10 AM  
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2020-10-01 10:20:24 AM  
Spaceballs
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2020-10-01 10:23:23 AM  
Looks like the check cleared.
 
2020-10-01 10:23:35 AM  
"Kenosha Guard" and "Boogaloo Bois" furiously scrubbing their sites of racist memes and trump references.
 
2020-10-01 10:24:09 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Tr0mBoNe: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/EfkNvOOi​Z_8]

Dammit, I wanted to post this.


You're surrounded by assholes.. what did you expect?
 
2020-10-01 10:25:27 AM  

EvilEgg: Why is he under so much stress?  No one expects him to do a good job, just get in the money booth and grab as much as he can before his time is up.


The stress is that he got demoted (without taking a pay cut) and there are rumblings that he embezzled $40 million from the campaign (which a good chunk of the embezzled money was spent at Trump properties which means Trump doesn't care UNLESS he loses and then he will certainly sue Pascale for the entire amount.)
 
2020-10-01 10:27:36 AM  

MattytheMouse: Barfmaker: Those Lincoln Project guys really farked this guy hard. I gotta say I'm impressed, direct hit, target destroyed.

Man, once again, I have to voice my displeasure that the only people that are capable of talking to republicans the way republicans talk to everybody else are bunch of neo-con grifters that want republicans to go back to keeping the quiet part, quiet.


There's plenty of Democrats who can. Leadership gets mad when they do, because THIS time they'll get those two suburban votes for every blue-collar worker they've abandoned.
 
2020-10-01 10:28:27 AM  
He carries a lot of responsibility for putting the orange sack of shiat in the oval office. Maybe he realized the abject horror of his actions and the damage he has done to his countrymen. Becoming self-aware of that would probably cause someone to act pretty nutty.

But no, he probably just freaked out about his own miserable hide and how he probably can't enjoy himself as much as he wants now that he is nestled so close to the bosom of the nest of snakes that call him "family".
 
2020-10-01 10:28:46 AM  

listerine69: [Fark user image 425x436]


THE BEST PEOPLE!!
 
2020-10-01 10:29:17 AM  
Get used to those bars, buddy. On the bright side, he will have a lot of familiar prisonmates.
 
2020-10-01 10:29:39 AM  

LordBeavis: FTFA-"..his wife says her apparent allegations of domestic violence were "misconstrued."

Sure they were.  I'm sorry you had to go through that and I understand why you said it.  It would be good, though, to begin the conscious uncoupling process now.  You'll get more money in the divorce and help you during the inevitable money laundering trial(s).

It's worth three minutes to watch the body cam video.  Two things came to mind:  1) They didn't need to take down Parseltongue that hard.  I hate him but he seemed docile and compliant. 2) It's abnormally cold in Ft. Lauderdale this time of year.



He's 6'8", has guns, and there was a credible report of a gunshot before the cops got there. If he was black he would most likely be dead by now. Parscale did get the gentle treatment.
 
2020-10-01 10:31:58 AM  
"The statements I made on Sunday have been misconstrued, let it be clear my husband was not violent towards me that day or any day prior," she said.

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How on earth could that be misconstrued?

/Get out, miss, a combination of DV and guns in the house drastically increases your risk of being killed.
 
2020-10-01 10:32:51 AM  

EvilEgg: Why is he under so much stress?  No one expects him to do a good job, just get in the money booth and grab as much as he can before his time is up.


Two large guys with no necks told him "You vill kheff to keep qviet about all zis, da?"
 
2020-10-01 10:33:17 AM  

LordBeavis: FTFA-"..his wife says her apparent allegations of domestic violence were "misconstrued."

Sure they were.  I'm sorry you had to go through that and I understand why you said it.  It would be good, though, to begin the conscious uncoupling process now.  You'll get more money in the divorce and help you during the inevitable money laundering trial(s).

It's worth three minutes to watch the body cam video.  Two things came to mind:  1) They didn't need to take down Parseltongue that hard.  I hate him but he seemed docile and compliant.  2) It's abnormally cold in Ft. Lauderdale this time of year.


3) He beats me because he loves me.
 
2020-10-01 10:35:26 AM  

Vermithrax Perjorative: LordBeavis: FTFA-"..his wife says her apparent allegations of domestic violence were "misconstrued."

Sure they were.  I'm sorry you had to go through that and I understand why you said it.  It would be good, though, to begin the conscious uncoupling process now.  You'll get more money in the divorce and help you during the inevitable money laundering trial(s).

It's worth three minutes to watch the body cam video.  Two things came to mind:  1) They didn't need to take down Parseltongue that hard.  I hate him but he seemed docile and compliant. 2) It's abnormally cold in Ft. Lauderdale this time of year.


He's 6'8", has guns, and there was a credible report of a gunshot before the cops got there. If he was black he would most likely be dead by now. Parscale did get the gentle treatment.


Came here to say exactly this, this is one of the cases where this rough of a takedown could actually be appropriate.
 
2020-10-01 10:35:58 AM  
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2020-10-01 10:46:45 AM  
In a statement provided to POLITICO on Wednesday, Parscale's wife, Candice, also denied that Parscale physically abused her, despite a police report in which said she told authorities the contrary.

We know what this means, don't we?
 
2020-10-01 10:48:14 AM  

TimeWithWalrus: Maybe he realized the abject horror of his actions and the damage he has done to his countrymen.


Last I heard they were looking into allegations of campaign fraud.

Which leads me to believe there are two reactions depending on the kind of person he is.

The first is that he was complicit in it and benefited from it in which case the goal is to sit tight and watch as to whether an indictment or a Trump win comes first.  If it's an indictment Barr will slow it down enough for him to flee to a non-extradition country.  If Trump wins then it's all about getting pardoned.

The second is that he knows something went on but was told not to talk about it.  He might not have been involved but he knows something is bound to turn up.  He can't run because that'd look bad so he's just a farked up stress ball waiting for the shoe to drop, or not.
 
2020-10-01 10:50:26 AM  

Fireproof: In a statement provided to POLITICO on Wednesday, Parscale's wife, Candice, also denied that Parscale physically abused her, despite a police report in which said she told authorities the contrary.

We know what this means, don't we?


She ran into a door?
 
2020-10-01 10:52:50 AM  

Fireproof: In a statement provided to POLITICO on Wednesday, Parscale's wife, Candice, also denied that Parscale physically abused her, despite a police report in which said she told authorities the contrary.

We know what this means, don't we?


He threatened to take back the implants?
 
2020-10-01 10:54:56 AM  
Parscale: I did not hit her, I did NAAAT, oh, hi Mark
 
2020-10-01 10:57:14 AM  

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There has been a surprising uptick in Spaceballs references over the past few weeks.
 
2020-10-01 10:57:50 AM  

Endive Wombat: I know this sounds to conspiratorial, but what if his "mental breakdown" was an elaborate scheme to get him in front of the authorities in a "legit" manner without arousing too much suspicion from Trump?


No, i think it was legit and came from the realization that just like his boss, his little FLA RE empire was over-extended and leveraged to the hilt, and the money spigot was about to be turned off, because his grifter boss is broker than him.  That and the realization that the blame for the quarter-billion that went walking from Trump 2020 was going to be completely blamed on HIM
 
2020-10-01 10:59:12 AM  
It's OK, he doesn't mean it sweetie.  You can fix him if you just love hard enough.
 
2020-10-01 11:00:53 AM  

Grungehamster: EvilEgg: Why is he under so much stress?  No one expects him to do a good job, just get in the money booth and grab as much as he can before his time is up.

The stress is that he got demoted (without taking a pay cut) and there are rumblings that he embezzled $40 million from the campaign (which a good chunk of the embezzled money was spent at Trump properties which means Trump doesn't care UNLESS he loses and then he will certainly sue Pascale for the entire amount.)


I wouldn't be sure Trump doesn't sue if he wins because he sees the campaign money as "his money."
 
2020-10-01 11:01:18 AM  
He'll probably get Epsteined before he can sing. You know he has dirt on the racket Trump and family have been running and he's up to his ears in it himself.
 
2020-10-01 11:05:11 AM  
Those bruises and contusion on my face and body are simply my body spontaneously creating blood orbs out of love for the Lord God Trump.
 
2020-10-01 11:08:11 AM  

Skarekrough: TimeWithWalrus: Maybe he realized the abject horror of his actions and the damage he has done to his countrymen.

Last I heard they were looking into allegations of campaign fraud.

Which leads me to believe there are two reactions depending on the kind of person he is.

The first is that he was complicit in it and benefited from it in which case the goal is to sit tight and watch as to whether an indictment or a Trump win comes first.  If it's an indictment Barr will slow it down enough for him to flee to a non-extradition country.  If Trump wins then it's all about getting pardoned.

The second is that he knows something went on but was told not to talk about it.  He might not have been involved but he knows something is bound to turn up.  He can't run because that'd look bad so he's just a farked up stress ball waiting for the shoe to drop, or not.


He's personally suspected of stealing $40 million from the RNC and being part of a money laundering operation involving $170 million in "RNC donations." Now, considering the NRA is off limits as far as laundering Russian money, his reaction Sunday could indicate he finally figured out who he was really stealing from.

People who just pulled in $40 million in less than 3 months don't usually start thinking about eating a bullet.
 
2020-10-01 11:09:19 AM  

listerine69: [Fark user image image 425x436]


Someone probably already asked this... but no love for Corey Lewandowski? Wasn't he arrested for some sort of abuse?
 
2020-10-01 11:12:43 AM  
while I understand people can get PTSD from all kinds of non-combat related trauma... I'm curious what Parscales alleged "PTSD" comes from...since he never served any where.
 
2020-10-01 11:18:56 AM  

Stratohead: while I understand people can get PTSD from all kinds of non-combat related trauma... I'm curious what Parscales alleged "PTSD" comes from...since he never served any where.


Mushroom Stamp trauma.
 
2020-10-01 11:24:34 AM  

dracos31: Stratohead: while I understand people can get PTSD from all kinds of non-combat related trauma... I'm curious what Parscales alleged "PTSD" comes from...since he never served any where.

Mushroom Stamp trauma.


I'm old I had to google that one...but it makes perfect sense.
 
2020-10-01 11:51:17 AM  

MattytheMouse: Barfmaker: Those Lincoln Project guys really farked this guy hard. I gotta say I'm impressed, direct hit, target destroyed.

Man, once again, I have to voice my displeasure that the only people that are capable of talking to republicans the way republicans talk to everybody else are bunch of neo-con grifters that want republicans to go back to keeping the quiet part, quiet.


This is true, but don't blame those of us who can find some joy in observing the blast crater that was once Parscale's life. We're able to hold both things in mind at the same time.
 
2020-10-01 11:54:26 AM  

Barfmaker: MattytheMouse: Barfmaker: Those Lincoln Project guys really farked this guy hard. I gotta say I'm impressed, direct hit, target destroyed.

Man, once again, I have to voice my displeasure that the only people that are capable of talking to republicans the way republicans talk to everybody else are bunch of neo-con grifters that want republicans to go back to keeping the quiet part, quiet.

This is true, but don't blame those of us who can find some joy in observing the blast crater that was once Parscale's life. We're able to hold both things in mind at the same time.


You know what...? Good point. This disaster of a man has been very entertaining.
 
2020-10-01 12:47:17 PM  
What?  Are these professional Trumpers saying the police lied?
 
2020-10-01 1:08:04 PM  
Isn't lying to police a crime?
 
2020-10-01 1:52:23 PM  
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2020-10-01 1:54:53 PM  

Free Radical: Isn't lying to police while black or Hispanic a crime?


FTFY

Manafort, Flynn and Stone are patriots and Amurican heros!  Those lies are freedums of speach.
 
2020-10-01 2:47:45 PM  

fiddlehead: "The statements I made on Sunday have been misconstrued, let it be clear my husband was not violent towards me that day or any day prior," she said.

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How on earth could that be misconstrued?

/Get out, miss, a combination of DV and guns in the house drastically increases your risk of being killed.


Don't forget the booze, depression and "PTSD."
 
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