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2020-09-30 11:06:21 PM  
Compromise: he breathed it.
 
2020-09-30 11:18:16 PM  
Murray, who is now 80 years old, writes that he is heavily dependent on the oxygen tank he is frequently seen using, and is "near death."

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2020-09-30 11:24:15 PM  
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2020-10-01 12:20:59 AM  
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2020-10-01 12:22:00 AM  
The balls on this guy.  He's already had his company skip out on paying their share for the disability fund, and now he wants to claim benefits from it?  Some judge needs to get some practice in on the speed bag.
 
2020-10-01 1:32:59 AM  
In his claim, Murray, who is now 80 years old, writes that he is heavily dependent on the oxygen tank he is frequently seen using, and is "near death."

Not near enough.

Worth noting also, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver was nominated for an Emmy for Music & Lyrics for 'Eat shiat, Bob' (featuring the 'Suck My Balls, Bob' Dancers)
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2020-10-01 2:03:09 AM  
NOT.  ONE.  RED.  CENT.
 
2020-10-01 2:11:25 AM  

Invalid Litter Dept: The balls on this guy.  He's already had his company skip out on paying their share for the disability fund, and now he wants to claim benefits from it?


"But you don't understand!  Now it's happening to ME!"
 
2020-10-01 2:27:22 AM  
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2020-10-01 2:29:32 AM  
I hope it hurts to eat, sleep, breathe, and poop. Eat shiat Bob
 
2020-10-01 4:24:47 AM  
It's called "Schadenfreude" and it's pronounced HA HA
 
2020-10-01 5:36:19 AM  
Well that's good news.
 
2020-10-01 8:12:10 AM  
Maybe we're entering a period of justice.

/eat shiat, Bob
 
2020-10-01 8:33:20 AM  
In his claim, Murray, who is now 80 years old, writes that he is heavily dependent on the oxygen tank he is frequently seen using, and is "near death."

don't let us detain you
 
2020-10-01 8:42:12 AM  
I look forward to Mr.NutterButter crashing the funeral.
 
2020-10-01 8:47:47 AM  
Huh
 
2020-10-01 8:49:09 AM  
Thoughts and Prayers™
 
2020-10-01 8:57:55 AM  
If the man has black lung from working in the mines, let him get his benefit.

I will, however, reserve my sympathy for his employees who were denied those benefits because of him.
 
2020-10-01 9:02:07 AM  

nmrsnr: If the man has black lung from working in the mines, let him get his benefit.

I will, however, reserve my sympathy for his employees who were denied those benefits because of him.


Too bad there is no benefit for Black Heart Syndrome, he would clean up on that.
 
2020-10-01 9:03:30 AM  

KarmicDisaster: nmrsnr: If the man has black lung from working in the mines, let him get his benefit.

I will, however, reserve my sympathy for his employees who were denied those benefits because of him.

Too bad there is no benefit for Black Heart Syndrome, he would clean up on that.


We should probably wait for an autopsy to determine which it is.

If the autopsy shows it to have been black lung, I fully support paying him until his death.
 
2020-10-01 9:18:53 AM  

nmrsnr: If the man has black lung from working in the mines, let him get his benefit.


HELL NO. There is absolutely no way that scumbag has the right after working to deny for his fellow miners: this is justice, let him eat black shiat coughed up from his own chest and choke to death on it.

But not quickly, it needs to be a slow, drawn-out death telegraphed and televised live to all other such scumbags in all other professions to farkwads who would dare to reduce any kind of worker benefits for any reason, ever.  Anti-union representatives should never be allowed health benefits, vacation time, overtime pay, medical/dental benefits or bathroom breaks. Anti-safety regulations idiots should be allowed to be mangled to death in an industrial roller or meat grinder, preferably feet-first. Anti-welfare advocates should be immediately blocked from ever receiving a penny of any kind of public assistance whatsoever including health care and social security or a public salary if they are a paid politician. Anti-environmental regs assholes should be force fed road trash, plastic debris soup and contaminated water.

Let true justice reign: those who live by the sword must die by their own greedy sword.
 
2020-10-01 9:20:06 AM  
Sounds like maybe Bobby Murray was a Trumpian Billionaire...which is to say not one at all and actually broke as a joke and putting on airs.   The fact that he filed for this, knowing it would be public, reeks of desperation and suggests he actually really needs the money
 
2020-10-01 9:23:28 AM  

thespindrifter: nmrsnr: If the man has black lung from working in the mines, let him get his benefit.

HELL NO. There is absolutely no way that scumbag has the right after working to deny for his fellow miners: this is justice, let him eat black shiat coughed up from his own chest and choke to death on it.

But not quickly, it needs to be a slow, drawn-out death telegraphed and televised live to all other such scumbags in all other professions to farkwads who would dare to reduce any kind of worker benefits for any reason, ever.  Anti-union representatives should never be allowed health benefits, vacation time, overtime pay, medical/dental benefits or bathroom breaks. Anti-safety regulations idiots should be allowed to be mangled to death in an industrial roller or meat grinder, preferably feet-first. Anti-welfare advocates should be immediately blocked from ever receiving a penny of any kind of public assistance whatsoever including health care and social security or a public salary if they are a paid politician. Anti-environmental regs assholes should be force fed road trash, plastic debris soup and contaminated water.

Let true justice reign: those who live by the sword must die by their own greedy sword.


He does in fact have the right. Such is the way of the welfare system of a civilized nation.
 
2020-10-01 10:13:10 AM  

Daer21: thespindrifter: nmrsnr: If the man has black lung from working in the mines, let him get his benefit.

HELL NO. There is absolutely no way that scumbag has the right after working to deny for his fellow miners: this is justice, let him eat black shiat coughed up from his own chest and choke to death on it.

But not quickly, it needs to be a slow, drawn-out death telegraphed and televised live to all other such scumbags in all other professions to farkwads who would dare to reduce any kind of worker benefits for any reason, ever.  Anti-union representatives should never be allowed health benefits, vacation time, overtime pay, medical/dental benefits or bathroom breaks. Anti-safety regulations idiots should be allowed to be mangled to death in an industrial roller or meat grinder, preferably feet-first. Anti-welfare advocates should be immediately blocked from ever receiving a penny of any kind of public assistance whatsoever including health care and social security or a public salary if they are a paid politician. Anti-environmental regs assholes should be force fed road trash, plastic debris soup and contaminated water.

Let true justice reign: those who live by the sword must die by their own greedy sword.

He does in fact have the right. Such is the way of the welfare system of a civilized nation.


We are in fact NOT a civilized nation.  The Republican Psychopath out front should have told you.
 
2020-10-01 10:29:15 AM  

nmrsnr: If the man has black lung from working in the mines, let him get his benefit.

I will, however, reserve my sympathy for his employees who were denied those benefits because of him.


He claimed only a year ago that it had nothing to do with the mines:

But Murray told NPR in October 2019 that he had a lung disease that was not caused by working underground in mines.
"It's idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis. IPF, and it is not related to my work in the industry. They've checked for that," Murray told NPR. "And it's not - has anything to do with working in the coal mines, which I did for 17 years underground every day. And until I was 76, I went underground twice a week."
 
2020-10-01 10:41:56 AM  
I don't remember this episode of the Bob Newhart show.
 
2020-10-01 10:56:18 AM  

Ker_Thwap: I don't remember this episode of the Bob Newhart show.


That's because this is about Bob Noheart.
 
2020-10-01 11:05:08 AM  
"And die, Bob."
 
2020-10-01 11:27:03 AM  
West Virginians, poor and struggling, vote for Republicans who constantly screw them.
Yeah, that's how it goes.
 
2020-10-01 11:29:29 AM  

Begoggle: West Virginians, poor and struggling, vote for Republicans who constantly screw them.
Yeah, that's how it goes.


Thing is, they used to be reliable to have at least something of a Union Democrat streak. Now it's all stigginit all the time.
 
2020-10-01 11:33:03 AM  

Begoggle: West Virginians, poor and struggling, vote for Republicans who constantly screw them.
Yeah, that's how it goes.


But they tell them comforting lies
 
2020-10-01 11:38:21 AM  
That's a shame. You should get the exact same denial you gave your employees.
 
2020-10-01 11:49:34 AM  

GardenWeasel: That's a shame. You should get the exact same denial you gave your employees.


Sealed in a mineshaft because of an "earthquake"? Sounds good.
 
2020-10-01 12:03:15 PM  

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That looks like a PS blank. You can write "job-killing regulations" on the first domino and "black lung" on the last.
 
2020-10-01 12:04:22 PM  
I'm gonna need Mr. Nutter Butter to be on that board examining his claim.

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/you laugh, but he got his PhD in pulmonology at Johns Hopkins.
//He's just a furry.
 
2020-10-01 12:04:37 PM  
And Ayn Rand was on welfare and used Medicare when she was old.

Hypocrisy- it's a right wing cornerstone.
 
2020-10-01 12:06:00 PM  
Oblig, best TOC for a brief ever:

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2020-10-01 12:06:54 PM  
ESADMF!
 
2020-10-01 12:07:54 PM  
That's chutzpah.
 
2020-10-01 12:08:19 PM  

Begoggle: West Virginians, poor and struggling, vote for Republicans who constantly screw them.
Yeah, that's how it goes.


Well, sometimes they vote for 'Democrats' like Joe Manchin.
 
2020-10-01 12:08:47 PM  

Private_Citizen: And Ayn Rand was on welfare and used Medicare when she was old.

Hypocrisy- it's a right wing cornerstone.


The legitimate, boiler plate right wing argument for this is it's not "handouts" - they worked to earn it.

yeah, this is the actual excuse they use.
 
d23 [OhFark]
2020-10-01 12:09:21 PM  
Bill Murray is human filth.

Just a reminder, he is *personally* responsible for the death of nine people at Crandall Canyon mine.
 
2020-10-01 12:09:51 PM  
But Murray told NPR in October 2019 that he had a lung disease that was not caused by working underground in mines.
"It's idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis. IPF, and it is not related to my work in the industry. They've checked for that," Murray told NPR. "And it's not - has anything to do with working in the coal mines, which I did for 17 years underground every day. And until I was 76, I went underground twice a week."


What a difference a year makes...
 
2020-10-01 12:10:23 PM  
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2020-10-01 12:11:10 PM  

d23: Bill Murray is human filth.

Just a reminder, he is *personally* responsible for the death of nine people at Crandall Canyon mine.


I know the Garfield movies were bad, but I don't think they killed anyone.
 
d23 [OhFark]
2020-10-01 12:11:54 PM  

dywed88: d23: Bill Murray is human filth.

Just a reminder, he is *personally* responsible for the death of nine people at Crandall Canyon mine.

I know the Garfield movies were bad, but I don't think they killed anyone.


fark sorry
 
2020-10-01 12:13:42 PM  
Nah, buddy, you get the same Thoughts and Prayers you gave everyone else.  IOW: Get fooked you giant hypocritical poopnoggin.
 
2020-10-01 12:14:53 PM  
I remember this jackass leading the effort to undo President Obama's tightening up of mine safety standards.
/it's even worse that he rose up through the ranks, he farking was a miner and still screwed them over.
 
2020-10-01 12:15:25 PM  
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Here ya go. This should take care of that awful black lung.
 
2020-10-01 12:15:37 PM  

thespindrifter: nmrsnr: If the man has black lung from working in the mines, let him get his benefit.

HELL NO. There is absolutely no way that scumbag has the right after working to deny for his fellow miners: this is justice, let him eat black shiat coughed up from his own chest and choke to death on it.

But not quickly, it needs to be a slow, drawn-out death telegraphed and televised live to all other such scumbags in all other professions to farkwads who would dare to reduce any kind of worker benefits for any reason, ever.  Anti-union representatives should never be allowed health benefits, vacation time, overtime pay, medical/dental benefits or bathroom breaks. Anti-safety regulations idiots should be allowed to be mangled to death in an industrial roller or meat grinder, preferably feet-first. Anti-welfare advocates should be immediately blocked from ever receiving a penny of any kind of public assistance whatsoever including health care and social security or a public salary if they are a paid politician. Anti-environmental regs assholes should be force fed road trash, plastic debris soup and contaminated water.

Let true justice reign: those who live by the sword must die by their own greedy sword.


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