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(Toronto Star)   Should Canada send observers to monitor the American election?   (thestar.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Elections, United States, Voting, Donald Trump, Democracy, U.S. election, Election, journalist Bob Woodward  
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1044 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Oct 2020 at 1:07 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-09-30 9:08:35 PM  
We're here to help, America.
 
2020-09-30 9:19:21 PM  
I, for one, welcome our Canadian overlords.
 
2020-09-30 9:25:10 PM  
Heck, call in the UN and Jimmy Carter.
 
2020-09-30 9:28:38 PM  
Putin has already offered to do that.
 
2020-09-30 9:35:51 PM  
I don't think we have enough biohazard suits.
 
2020-09-30 9:36:21 PM  
Sure, send the voting voyeurs.
 
2020-09-30 9:37:08 PM  
Bring guns
 
2020-09-30 9:43:55 PM  
Don't come here, we're all infected and/or crazy.
Stay up in your nice polite country.
Build a wall. A tall one.
Might wanna hurry up, things go pear-shaped November 3.
 
2020-09-30 10:04:09 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bring guns


and maple syrup.
 
2020-09-30 10:04:46 PM  
Do what, exactly?  Intimidate brown people from voting?  We've got that covered with trailer trash.
 
2020-09-30 10:07:13 PM  
Yes please but JFC this place is loaded with disgusting QAnon-following plague rats, so do prepare with full Hazmat gear.
 
2020-09-30 10:38:36 PM  
CANADA for President 2020. It's not an invasion, it's an intervention
Youtube IbAVB0kwjEc
 
2020-09-30 10:53:09 PM  
I was an election observer in the Philippines in the mid-80's. Not particularly exciting work. Just drive around to see if things got out of hand. Nothing did.
 
2020-09-30 11:29:22 PM  
Yes, absolutely. And bring as many first-world nations with you as you can -- the rest of the Commonwealth, the EU, Switzerland, Norway, all of Africa and Latin America (except Brazil), Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, Macau, and Singapore.
 
2020-09-30 11:31:07 PM  
Wadda mean "Should" have you ever asked that about the US 'should they send observers"

It's not your choice about should and not your choice to give or grant permission.
 
2020-09-30 11:44:09 PM  
UN observers in all of the major cities. Lots of blue helmets from Africa and southeast Asia.
 
2020-10-01 12:18:17 AM  
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2020-10-01 1:09:27 AM  
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2020-10-01 1:10:03 AM  
Bring light amber syrup ... I can't find that shiat anywhere here!
 
2020-10-01 1:10:24 AM  
Do you want covid?  Because that's how you get covid.
 
2020-10-01 1:11:59 AM  
Yes.
Please be armed.
 
2020-10-01 1:12:17 AM  

syrynxx: Do what, exactly?  Intimidate brown people from voting?  We've got that covered with trailer trash.


Yeah, pretty sure that's not what they would do.  They would politely ask those troublemakers to leave up until the Proud Boys started getting all tough guy.  Then they'd get a demonstration of what Canada did to Nazis.
 
2020-10-01 1:12:58 AM  
Yes
 
2020-10-01 1:13:31 AM  

recombobulator: Do you want covid?  Because that's how you get covid.


Canada actually has strict quarantine laws that the provinces enforce.
 
2020-10-01 1:13:32 AM  
Y E S
 
2020-10-01 1:13:45 AM  

Flappyhead: syrynxx: Do what, exactly?  Intimidate brown people from voting?  We've got that covered with trailer trash.

Yeah, pretty sure that's not what they would do.  They would politely ask those troublemakers to leave up until the Proud Boys started getting all tough guy.  Then they'd get a demonstration of what Canada did to Nazis.


Putting them in concentration camps?
 
JFC
2020-10-01 1:13:56 AM  

gameshowhost: Yes please but JFC this place is loaded with disgusting QAnon-following plague rats, so do prepare with full Hazmat gear.


Thanks for the advice. That sounds unpleasant.
 
2020-10-01 1:14:44 AM  
YES!
F*CK YES, CANADA!


Come on, please? We won't make fun of you anymore.

I personally love you guys! Victoria, Vancouver, and Edmonton were very nice.

I love Rush! And Trailer Park Boys! And Letterkenny!

Labatt and Molson are pretty tasty, too!
 
2020-10-01 1:15:22 AM  
A) like they'd be allowed
B) like they'd be allowed
 
2020-10-01 1:15:23 AM  
Canadians have been asking ourselves this since 2015.
 
2020-10-01 1:16:06 AM  

Lil Wooly Mammoth: Putin has already offered to do that.


Cuba has offered it as well in the past.
 
2020-10-01 1:17:55 AM  
No Canada should not.  Canada has it's own political leanings and would only add fuel to the "voting fraud" fire Trump is using to try to steal the election.  We need to stay the fark away and let the Americans decide their fate.  Then, and only then can we freely criticize how colossally stupid their electorate is with impunity.
 
2020-10-01 1:21:14 AM  

whosits_112: Labatt and Molson are pretty tasty, too!


Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not go nuts here.
 
2020-10-01 1:22:15 AM  
Yes! Please, yes. I don't care who shows up, we need our international friends here, NOW. This country is completely out of control and our entire government has given up on any pretense of governance. There is a sizeable portion of the population that will be killing many other Americans on or after 11/3 from every source of information I'm seeing online.

Americans are on the precipice of government-sanctioned genocide if nobody steps in. I'm not joking. Help.
 
2020-10-01 1:23:18 AM  
Yes, even if just for the lulz.
 
2020-10-01 1:25:25 AM  
An explosion shuts down a polling station all day, maybe even an entire area.
 
2020-10-01 1:27:57 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: whosits_112: Labatt and Molson are pretty tasty, too!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not go nuts here.


Well then!

I dunno?!

I just like beer, ok?!?!
 
2020-10-01 1:29:23 AM  

whosits_112: Needlessly Complicated: whosits_112: Labatt and Molson are pretty tasty, too!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not go nuts here.

Well then!

I dunno?!

I just like beer, ok?!?!


Fair enough, Justice Kavanaugh!

/ ;)
 
2020-10-01 1:29:29 AM  
Yes please.  Don't worry, NH and VT make quite decent syrup.  Fear not, you won't starve.  The more impartial observers the better.
 
2020-10-01 1:30:15 AM  
As funny as watching the far right freak out over the socialist hell of Canada would be, just no.

We just hope the sane roommate of the erratic meth addict, who has turned most of the apartment downstairs into a crack house, finds a way to take over the lease again.
 
2020-10-01 1:31:09 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: whosits_112: Needlessly Complicated: whosits_112: Labatt and Molson are pretty tasty, too!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not go nuts here.

Well then!

I dunno?!

I just like beer, ok?!?!

Fair enough, Justice Kavanaugh!

/ ;)


Ooooooh.

That's loooooow.
 
2020-10-01 1:32:58 AM  
No. Stay the fark at home.

/and prepare for guests
 
2020-10-01 1:33:10 AM  

illogic: No Canada should not.  Canada has it's own political leanings and would only add fuel to the "voting fraud" fire Trump is using to try to steal the election.  We need to stay the fark away and let the Americans decide their fate.  Then, and only then can we freely criticize how colossally stupid their electorate is with impunity.


That's going to be might expensive impunity if Trump steals the election and either A) A swarm of American refugees, the numbers of which will effectively turn your country into Little America, arrives in your fine maple flavored colony. or B) Public Access Caligula lets you get the complete Polish experience and invades under some pretext

Sorry how's that impunity sounding now EH?!?!?!?

/send the freaking observers
//before you get farked even worse than we already have been
 
2020-10-01 1:35:38 AM  

DoctorCal: No. Stay the fark at home.

/and prepare for guests


We are opening our borders up to family. I wonder if that is to allow American family members to get  rescued from civil war. It sure as hell isn't because of health benefits.
 
2020-10-01 1:35:57 AM  
More pole watchers the better.  Everyone from every group and every nation.  The more transparency the better.
 
2020-10-01 1:36:45 AM  
ACB will result in a reversal of Roe v Wade.

Well I don't farking care how, we just need to get across Superior.
 
2020-10-01 1:37:19 AM  
Yes but only if you take me with you when you go home.

/ good profession for Canadian immigration.
// but on further research, prospects grim unless I want to leave my US-based remote job and seek a Canadian employer, which I'd really rather not do, since, you know, I like my job.
/// can (probably) qualify to get in without a Canadian job offer but I gather they want you to be seeking Canadian employment, at least, which I wouldn't be, at least for quite a while.
 
2020-10-01 1:37:23 AM  

whosits_112: Needlessly Complicated: whosits_112: Labatt and Molson are pretty tasty, too!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not go nuts here.

Well then!

I dunno?!

I just like beer, ok?!?!


Molson and Labatt aren't beer. They're mildly flavored alcohol water. New Holland isn't too far over the border. Go get you some beer 
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2020-10-01 1:38:01 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: DoctorCal: No. Stay the fark at home.

/and prepare for guests

We are opening our borders up to family. I wonder if that is to allow American family members to get  rescued from civil war. It sure as hell isn't because of health benefits.


Does it have to be ... sexy family?
 
2020-10-01 1:38:05 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: DoctorCal: No. Stay the fark at home.

/and prepare for guests

We are opening our borders up to family. I wonder if that is to allow American family members to get  rescued from civil war. It sure as hell isn't because of health benefits.


So, cousin Bennie! Long time no see! How have you been? So, uh, ready for Christmas? Wink wink hint hint.
 
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