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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)   There is no serenity at the Serenity Funeral Home in Milwaukee today   (cbs58.com) divider line
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2020-09-30 10:29:03 PM  
Yeah, but think of how much gas the coroner saved.
 
2020-09-30 10:55:07 PM  
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2020-10-01 12:18:03 AM  
Hundreds dead etc
 
2020-10-01 12:20:02 AM  
It was Reavers.
 
2020-10-01 12:22:06 AM  
Shiny!
 
2020-10-01 12:23:05 AM  
Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you.
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2020-10-01 12:25:01 AM  
Well here's hoping to save someone some amount of money
 
2020-10-01 12:28:29 AM  
Someone was aimin' to misbehave...
 
2020-10-01 12:28:30 AM  
Like a leaf on the wind.
 
2020-10-01 12:29:02 AM  

OkieDookie: Like a leaf on the wind.


TOO SOON
 
2020-10-01 12:31:27 AM  
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2020-10-01 12:32:30 AM  
Bodies everywhere!
 
2020-10-01 12:33:51 AM  
They're new franchise  on Miranda will be busy for a while
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2020-10-01 12:36:05 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: It was Reavers.


He had to shoot those people.  Do you have any idea what the Reavers would have done to them?

Bonus fruity oaty bars:

Serenity: Fruity Oaty Bars with Joss Whedon introduction
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2020-10-01 12:42:36 AM  

tjsands1118: Yeah, but think of how much gas the coroner saved.


Did you hear about the new, more efficient German microwave oven? It seats 50.

/I'll show myself out now.
 
2020-10-01 12:54:58 AM  
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"Hope you know a good mortician if you want open casket"
 
2020-10-01 1:11:20 AM  
Its interesting to me that these never seen to get the same label as a mass shooting
 
2020-10-01 1:41:13 AM  
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2020-10-01 1:59:43 AM  
Did the staff at the funeral home pass out flyers?
 
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2020-10-01 2:02:46 AM  

WillofJ2: Its interesting to me that these never seen to get the same label as a mass shooting


Most organizations that track mass shootings count these sorts of things as mass shootings. I don't know of any that don't. The organizations I'm familiar with consider a mass shooting to be any shooting involving 3 or more victims, not including the shooter. The FBI uses similar guidelines to define mass killing: any time 3 or more people are killed in the same incident, not including any killers.
 
2020-10-01 2:11:13 AM  
Oddly, you never hear of these things in a gun store.
 
2020-10-01 3:17:36 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Oddly, you never hear of these things in a gun store.


They sell death and mayhem for carry-out only.
 
2020-10-01 3:50:10 AM  
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2020-10-01 4:24:29 AM  
Don't funeral homes have enough trade with COVID-19 without trying to drum up a bit more?
 
2020-10-01 4:46:09 AM  
sounds like the deceased was in a gang.  private ceremony, as soon as someone noticed an unknown car, they sought shelter....
 
2020-10-01 5:05:10 AM  

WillofJ2: Its interesting to me that these never seen to get the same label as a mass shooting


It is, technically.  The issue is that mass shooting is used interchangebly with spree shooting, rampage shooting, and other similar incidents.  The differences between them aren't always clear.

In the US most mass shootings are related to hang violence.
 
2020-10-01 6:15:27 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Oddly, you never hear of these things in a gun store.


I guess the shooters know the 'don't sh*t where you eat' rule.
 
2020-10-01 7:27:07 AM  
The 2nd amendment is a curse upon this country.
 
2020-10-01 7:34:34 AM  
 
2020-10-01 8:15:19 AM  

chuggernaught: The 2nd amendment is a curse upon this country.


Please explain.
 
2020-10-01 8:38:24 AM  

Beta Tested: WillofJ2: Its interesting to me that these never seen to get the same label as a mass shooting

It is, technically.  The issue is that mass shooting is used interchangebly with spree shooting, rampage shooting, and other similar incidents.  The differences between them aren't always clear.

In the US most mass shootings are related to hang violence.


What hang violence may look like:

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2020-10-01 8:41:44 AM  

lenfromak: chuggernaught: The 2nd amendment is a curse upon this country.

Please explain.


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2020-10-01 8:46:08 AM  

Todd300: Hundreds dead etc


Where bury survivors, etc.
 
2020-10-01 8:46:57 AM  
"They have not released a clear motive, but are looking into whether, or not, the funeral and shooting are connected. "

Ya think?
 
2020-10-01 8:47:52 AM  

lenfromak: chuggernaught: The 2nd amendment is a curse upon this country.

Please explain.


He said: THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS A CURSE UPON THIS COUNTRY.
Turn up your hearing aid, Sleepy Joe.
 
2020-10-01 8:49:10 AM  
Shotgun pellets?
 
2020-10-01 8:51:19 AM  
Pretty thoughtful and polite if you think about it.

1) where do you think would be better? Everyone here is already sad, wearing nice clothes and clean underwear. They are surrounded by friends and family and there has got to be a Chaplin within feet of each of them.

2) hospitals might be able to handle more trauma, but what about the collateral damage to all the life saving equipment and staff?

3) church? Absolutely the worst place for this. Cuts into profits immediately unless they have already passed the plate around. Rather gauche to be going through pockets and purses to make up the deficit with a room full of police right there.

4) work? If you only get 20 minutes for lunch, do you really want to be grabbing people off the microwave or dragging them away from the freezer? Forget calling your GF, your ears are going to be ringing pretty bad so you won't be able to hear her anyway.

Quit blaming the activities director at these events.
 
2020-10-01 9:09:33 AM  
Seems like someone doesn't agree that BLM.
 
2020-10-01 9:34:56 AM  
They should have seen this coming. Serenity now, insanity later.
 
2020-10-01 9:48:52 AM  

fat boy: Seems like someone doesn't agree that BLM.


So you're saying this was a driveby done by off duty cops? That's pretty harsh without evidence, fatty.
 
2020-10-01 10:31:14 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Oddly, you never hear of these things in a gun store.


If you ask for a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range, the store owner will get noticeably less serene.
 
2020-10-01 10:34:19 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Oddly, you never hear of these things in a gun store.


The odds that the gang member doing the shooting bought his gun in a gun store is zero.
 
2020-10-01 10:50:11 AM  
Why? Did Cuomo parade a few more covid patients through there? Force them to play patty cake again?
 
2020-10-01 10:51:26 AM  

chuggernaught: The 2nd amendment is a curse upon this country.


With the way things are going, I suggest you take advantage of it.
 
2020-10-01 4:15:26 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: OkieDookie: Like a leaf on the wind.

TOO SOON


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2020-10-01 4:55:58 PM  
Gorram Reavers.
 
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