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2020-09-30 3:11:57 PM  
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2020-09-30 3:41:37 PM  
maybe Biden can debate a chair. The discourse would improve bigly.
 
2020-09-30 4:08:06 PM  

moos: maybe Biden can debate a chair. The discourse would improve bigly.


Let's make him debate a realistic representation of his opponent:

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2020-09-30 4:17:59 PM  
Trump thinks he won and that he humiliated and dominated Biden.
That's all he cares about.
Of course he will show up to round two.

If they implement microphone muting it will not go well for him.
 
2020-09-30 4:32:22 PM  
Trump heard they're cutting the mics.

He's throwing a tantrum.
 
2020-09-30 5:42:58 PM  
Nothing scares Trump more than the idea of having to answer real questions. He's an ignoramus and knows it and realizes he can't pull last night off twice.
 
2020-09-30 5:51:04 PM  
I hear Trump is all out of ideas and smells like flop sweat.
 
2020-09-30 6:14:42 PM  

SpectroBoy: Trump thinks he won and that he humiliated and dominated Biden.
That's all he cares about.
Of course he will show up to round two.

If they implement microphone muting it will not go well for him.


Of course he thinks he did well. He likely thinks he farking killed it. He's insulated himself comfortably from anyone who would dare tell him otherwise.
 
2020-09-30 6:17:41 PM  
Cutting the mike is stupid. Electrocution would be my preference.
 
2020-09-30 6:20:19 PM  

edmo: Nothing scares Trump more than the idea of having to answer real questions. He's an ignoramus and knows it and realizes he can't pull last night off twice.


To be fair, he really didn't pull off last night last night.
 
2020-09-30 6:22:10 PM  
I would prefer somebody standing behind them with  tasers.

I see a new national emergency before the next Trump-Biden debate.

Push-ups?.
 
2020-09-30 6:43:46 PM  

KungFuJunkie: Cutting the mike is stupid. Electrocution would be my preference.


Radio controlled shock collars.

I'd pay for a turn at the button
 
2020-09-30 6:45:28 PM  

edmo: Nothing scares Trump more than the idea of having to answer real questions. He's an ignoramus and knows it and realizes he can't pull last night off twice.


Trumper wants out of the debates because he knows he screwed up the first one.
 
2020-09-30 6:45:47 PM  
I hear that the Biden campaign already committed before you even said anything, you idiot!
 
2020-09-30 6:45:53 PM  
Let him. That farking loser. We don't need to hear more of his dipshiat animalistic gibbering anyway. The best thing that human shiat could do for america is eat a gun.
 
2020-09-30 6:45:57 PM  

Truck Fump: KungFuJunkie: Cutting the mike is stupid. Electrocution would be my preference.

Radio controlled shock collars.

I'd pay for a turn at the button


Nah needs Stone Cold as the moderator. Stunners! Stunners everywhere!
 
2020-09-30 6:46:04 PM  
C'mon Trump,
Now that you've had amphetamines, I know you want every excuse to take more of them.
 
2020-09-30 6:46:32 PM  
Dump leaving the debate:

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2020-09-30 6:47:15 PM  

KungFuJunkie: Cutting the mike is stupid. Electrocution would be my preference.


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2020-09-30 6:47:29 PM  

SurfaceTension: edmo: Nothing scares Trump more than the idea of having to answer real questions. He's an ignoramus and knows it and realizes he can't pull last night off twice.

To be fair, he really didn't pull off last night last night.


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2020-09-30 6:48:07 PM  

vrax: I hear that the Biden campaign already committed before you even said anything, you idiot!


He is only talking to his base.
They don't know that Biden already committed to the next two.
 
2020-09-30 6:48:30 PM  
If Joe Biden would stop interrupting Trump and be civil and allow the President to speak, this wouldn't be an issue. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to go shoot some bleach into my arm and then go make burgers on my Kid Rock American Badass grill.
 
2020-09-30 6:48:36 PM  
So normally I'd say debates stopped mattering a few election cycles ago, or at least individual debates didn't count for much till the last one, but the funny thing about all that early voting is someone probably saw that debacle last night and couldn't vote for 'Anyone but Trump' fast enough and dropped that ballot baby in the mail.
 
2020-09-30 6:48:50 PM  

KungFuJunkie: Cutting the mike is stupid. Electrocution would be my preference.


Collars of obedience.
We get a neutral gamester from Triskelion to administer the shocks.
Auto mute mics on a timer.
Totes fair.

/I wager 400 kwatloons on the newcomer Biden!
 
2020-09-30 6:49:22 PM  
It's definitely not going to get better for him. Biden will likely take less of his shiat in the next debate, especially since him calling Trump out sold so well, and likely the moderator will also have almost zero tolerance.

Combine that with the third debate being a town hall, you're likely to see Trump either boo'd or laughed at quite a bit during that one.
 
2020-09-30 6:49:35 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Truck Fump: KungFuJunkie: Cutting the mike is stupid. Electrocution would be my preference.

Radio controlled shock collars.

I'd pay for a turn at the button

Nah needs Stone Cold as the moderator. Stunners! Stunners everywhere!


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2020-09-30 6:49:41 PM  
Cut the mikes the second his yap is out of order. trump sounds better when you don't hear him, and it will infuriate him.
 
2020-09-30 6:49:55 PM  
Instead of debates, we should all just play a nice game of Among Us.

I think Marcus Aurelius is pretty sus.
 
2020-09-30 6:50:05 PM  
He's going to keep doing the debates and he is going to keep getting angrier.

I hope he launches into something absolutely unrestrained in the last debate. I want an absolute over the top total meltdown that will truly cement his image in history.
 
2020-09-30 6:50:33 PM  

moos: maybe Biden can debate a chair. The discourse would improve bigly.


Might even win over some republicans. They love that kind of thing...
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2020-09-30 6:51:21 PM  

KungFuJunkie: Cutting the mike is stupid. Electrocution would be my preference.


Shock collars are my kick (amongst others)
 
2020-09-30 6:51:22 PM  

MattytheMouse: Instead of debates, we should all just play a nice game of Among Us.

I think Marcus Aurelius is pretty sus.


You always have your lil mouse paw fingertips on the pulse of today's culture.

It's impressive.
 
2020-09-30 6:52:29 PM  

Bootleg: moos: maybe Biden can debate a chair. The discourse would improve bigly.

Let's make him debate a realistic representation of his opponent:

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Either that or the gu with barrel backwards
 
2020-09-30 6:52:36 PM  
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2020-09-30 6:52:42 PM  

gilgigamesh: SpectroBoy: Trump thinks he won and that he humiliated and dominated Biden.
That's all he cares about.
Of course he will show up to round two.

If they implement microphone muting it will not go well for him.

Of course he thinks he did well. He likely thinks he farking killed it. He's insulated himself comfortably from anyone who would dare tell him otherwise.


Mary Trump has repeatedly said he makes his own reality in his head and there is no way of braking through that.
 
2020-09-30 6:52:47 PM  

Purple_Urkle: MattytheMouse: Instead of debates, we should all just play a nice game of Among Us.

I think Marcus Aurelius is pretty sus.

You always have your lil mouse paw fingertips on the pulse of today's culture.

It's impressive.


Becoming a boomer is my biggest fear, so yeah, I'm always down with the games that the kids are playing.
 
2020-09-30 6:53:07 PM  
"Cutting his mic" really won't do much if they're still in the same room. He'll keep talking, Biden will hear him just as well as his did last night, and it still derails everything.
 
2020-09-30 6:54:36 PM  

Weatherkiss: If Joe Biden would stop interrupting Trump and be civil and allow the President to speak, this wouldn't be an issue. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to go shoot some bleach into my arm and then go make burgers on my Kid Rock American Badass grill.


That is actually a real product. LMAO
 
2020-09-30 6:55:18 PM  

Truck Fump: KungFuJunkie: Cutting the mike is stupid. Electrocution would be my preference.

Radio controlled shock collars.

I'd pay for a turn at the button


Wasn't there a Simpson's episode like this?

/difficulty: there's *always* a Simpson's episode about $that
 
2020-09-30 6:55:18 PM  
So what will Trump say when Biden shows up?
 
2020-09-30 6:55:23 PM  

quiotu: It's definitely not going to get better for him. Biden will likely take less of his shiat in the next debate, especially since him calling Trump out sold so well, and likely the moderator will also have almost zero tolerance.

Combine that with the third debate being a town hall, you're likely to see Trump either boo'd or laughed at quite a bit during that one.


Small correction, On October 15, the second debate takes place between President Trump and Joe Biden in Miami that's a town hall style format.  Biden should certainly do that one.  By that time, voting will be open everywhere.  He could probably skip the last debate on 10-22, since,by then, I bet most early voters will have already sent in their ballots.
 
2020-09-30 6:55:29 PM  
Please. He loves the attention and can't wait for the next one.

Biden should tell him to go fark himself. He won't, but he should.

Every time someone suggests that President Useless Asshole is afraid to "debate" someone, I have to LOL. He is so clearly an attention whore greedy for the giant veiny penis that is the "liberal" media that he makes the Kardashians look shy.

It doesn't matter what you people think he "thinks" in private. Appearing on TV and babbling like a moron is what he thinks he's best at. He thinks it's his strength. He thinks he does great in every appearance. The media's opinion is all lies. When people say he sucked or was an idiot or a piece of shiat, none of that shiat registers as anything he needs to pay attention to. The "media" is trying to hurt him by saying he sucked, therefore he didn't suck. He nailed it.

How many times does he have to say it for you people to get it? He's not ashamed of what he did last night (assuming he remembers most of it).
 
2020-09-30 6:55:57 PM  
Five bucks says Trump suddenly has a medical emergency with his bone spurs specialist and has to cancel.
 
2020-09-30 6:56:13 PM  
Well, Biden said that Trump is a clown, and Trump proved him right within minutes.
 
2020-09-30 6:56:47 PM  

RyogaM: quiotu: It's definitely not going to get better for him. Biden will likely take less of his shiat in the next debate, especially since him calling Trump out sold so well, and likely the moderator will also have almost zero tolerance.

Combine that with the third debate being a town hall, you're likely to see Trump either boo'd or laughed at quite a bit during that one.

Small correction, On October 15, the second debate takes place between President Trump and Joe Biden in Miami that's a town hall style format.  Biden should certainly do that one.  By that time, voting will be open everywhere.  He could probably skip the last debate on 10-22, since,by then, I bet most early voters will have already sent in their ballots.


Gotcha. For the life of me I thought it was the third debate. Good to know.
 
2020-09-30 6:59:04 PM  

quiotu: Gotcha. For the life of me I thought it was the third debate. Good to know.


It's all cool, I had to google it to get it right. I would LOVE to see Trump told to shut up by ordinary Americans.
 
2020-09-30 6:59:33 PM  

Mugato: So what will Trump say when Biden shows up?


"I scared him into coming."
 
2020-09-30 6:59:54 PM  

quiotu: It's definitely not going to get better for him. Biden will likely take less of his shiat in the next debate, especially since him calling Trump out sold so well, and likely the moderator will also have almost zero tolerance.

Combine that with the third debate being a town hall, you're likely to see Trump either boo'd or laughed at quite a bit during that one.


Trump fared poorly in his individual town hall event. Remember how they claimed Biden had plants and was coached through it? In the meantime, Trump seemed to be in enemy territory when these were mostly middle of the road undecideds. That's a clear expression of what Trump's base is, and how he has difficulty in expanding his base. His only road to victory is to shrink Biden's base through suppression tactics (attempt to disillusion through rhetoric, October surprises, and poll place shenanigans).

Going into a shared Town Hall with Biden? That plays to Biden's strengths and Trump's weaknesses, as exposed by the last town halls and the first debate (where Trump simply attacked Biden, while Biden kept addressing public via the camera).
 
2020-09-30 7:00:40 PM  

KungFuJunkie: Cutting the mike is stupid. Electrocution would be my preference.


It's okay. Only 75 more to go.
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2020-09-30 7:00:58 PM  

MattytheMouse: Purple_Urkle: MattytheMouse: Instead of debates, we should all just play a nice game of Among Us.

I think Marcus Aurelius is pretty sus.

You always have your lil mouse paw fingertips on the pulse of today's culture.

It's impressive.

Becoming a boomer is my biggest fear, so yeah, I'm always down with the games that the kids are playing.


I'm still trying to figure out how to get that goose game on my video box that's all the rage, but at least my lawn is lush and verdant.
 
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