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(Daily Star)   Things that aren't contagious: viruses. Things that are contagious: conspiracy theories (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Death, Old age, Health care, Carley Louise Stewart, Influenza, Middle age, Gerontology, Piers Corbyn  
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2020-09-30 6:10:53 PM  
39 votes:
She says that although she read reports of are numbers of elderly people dying in care homes, "no one became ill and no one died of anything" in the home she worked at.
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2020-09-30 6:09:35 PM  
21 votes:
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2020-09-30 4:35:27 PM  
18 votes:
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subby, what could possibly make you think she's crazy?
well that and the whole virus denial thing
 
2020-09-30 6:37:59 PM  
16 votes:
Big Medica has been pushing this virus and bacteria hoax for years.  Exercise, sunlight, and leafy greens are all we have ever needed to stay disease free, but you can't make money off of that. Now that this brave whistleblower has revealed the truth, expect her to be attacked as 'crazy', 'uneducated', and 'having unnatural hair color'. 

I mean, has anyone ever seen these so called 'virus's.  I haven't  Do 'doctors' really think we are that dumb?

Thank you, Carley, for having the courage to speak truth in these dark times.
 
2020-09-30 7:05:52 PM  
11 votes:
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2020-09-30 6:48:35 PM  
9 votes:

Intrepid00: There is a theory the more book learned you are the more likely you buy into bullshiat while suck up material.


That's why I only let self-taught surgeons near my family. You can keep your elitist book-learned doctors away, thank you very much.
 
2020-09-30 8:43:17 PM  
8 votes:

whitefangz64: Who do you suppose she is voting for?
Go on. Take a wild guess.


//I'll take the farkin obvious for $200, Alex


I guarantee you that she is not voting for trump.  I will wager $1,000,000 on that
 
2020-09-30 6:54:23 PM  
8 votes:

Mister Buttons: .

/Just remember to dose her OJ with plan B in the morning.


I must be high.
Or dying.
I read that as make sure OJ takes care of her.
😲Opps
 
2020-09-30 6:18:56 PM  
8 votes:

Circusdog320: Sickness is caused by trolls living in your stomach! It's so obvious!


Theodoric of York approves.
 
2020-09-30 6:17:59 PM  
7 votes:

whyRpeoplesostupid: [Fark user image image 615x796]

subby, what could possibly make you think she's crazy?
well that and the whole virus denial thing


She done caught the Derpes...
 
2020-09-30 6:53:23 PM  
5 votes:

jaytkay: Intrepid00: There is a theory the more book learned you are the more likely you buy into bullshiat while suck up material.

That's why I only let self-taught surgeons near my family. You can keep your elitist book-learned doctors away, thank you very much.


You might be safe from Dr Oz.
 
2020-09-30 6:48:16 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-09-30 6:16:52 PM  
5 votes:
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SOUP IS GOOD AMMO!
 
2020-09-30 6:44:35 PM  
4 votes:
"Carley has two children and, at present, no income. She says being an anti-lockdown activist is a full-time job.

'Like most people I need money to live,' she says, 'but I had some savings and I knew that if I was fired, I could get by on that for a bit. I'm a very "in the moment" kind of person and try not to think too far ahead and it was that part of my personality which enabled me to do what I did.' "


Enjoy your moment, blockhead.
 
2020-09-30 6:39:29 PM  
4 votes:
I'd like to have sex with her.

/That is all.
 
2020-09-30 9:45:49 PM  
3 votes:

Circusdog320: Sickness is caused by trolls living in your stomach! It's so obvious!


That's what my drunk doctor said. He also said I should do some cocaine about it.
 
2020-09-30 6:47:05 PM  
3 votes:

MattyBlast: I'd like to have sex with her.

/That is all.


Good news, according to her you can go bareback and have absolutely nothing to worry about.

/Just remember to dose her OJ with plan B in the morning.
 
2020-09-30 6:45:15 PM  
3 votes:

MattyBlast: I'd like to have sex with her.

/That is all.


I don't think that would be wise. Considering she doesn't know what viruses are.
 
2020-09-30 7:17:37 PM  
2 votes:
"She claims that a number of other nurses agree with her an also attended the rally - but none of them worse their uniforms. "

Jesus F. Christ, is that what passes for editing in the Star? farking hell, I've seen 8th graders with better writing skills.
 
2020-09-30 6:21:51 PM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: Circusdog320: Sickness is caused by trolls living in your stomach! It's so obvious!

Theodoric of York approves.


You're too quick...just came to say modern science now knows sickness is caused by a small toad or dwarf living in your body.
 
2020-09-30 9:52:28 PM  
1 vote:

GrogSmash: 0z79: Al Tsheimers: I saw the headline, and thought "Alabama or Mississippi?". Then read the article and thought "shiat, now stupid is a global pandemic too".

Always has been. Always will be.

Just remember.

50% of the population is BELOW average intelligence...


That's
*shades*
....mean
 
2020-09-30 8:13:47 PM  
1 vote:
From the way that she looks, I would say that the ex-nurse is safe should a zombie apocalypse begin.

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2020-09-30 8:12:29 PM  
1 vote:
Someone should tell her....if she drills a hole in her head, it will let the voices out.....
 
2020-09-30 8:06:26 PM  
1 vote:

whyRpeoplesostupid: [Fark user image 615x796]

subby, what could possibly make you think she's crazy?
well that and the whole virus denial thing


Wow... that is some fetal alcohol syndrome there.
 
2020-09-30 6:57:34 PM  
1 vote:
Nothing a good, long and squirmy coffee enema can't fix.

4 cups *qid* until inner bowel peace is achieved.
A "splenic victory" if you will. That's also my acid wash bands name if you're interested.
 
2020-09-30 6:56:22 PM  
1 vote:
I saw the headline, and thought "Alabama or Mississippi?". Then read the article and thought "shiat, now stupid is a global pandemic too".
 
2020-09-30 6:25:38 PM  
1 vote:
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As a COVID survivor, I have no fscking words.
 
2020-09-30 6:17:23 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-30 6:14:11 PM  
1 vote:
Toxins!!!!!
 
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