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(Daily Star)   Things that aren't contagious: viruses. Things that are contagious: conspiracy theories (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Death, Old age, Health care, Carley Louise Stewart, Influenza, Middle age, Gerontology, Piers Corbyn  
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2020-09-30 6:06:25 PM  
32 votes:
'Viruses aren't contagious' claims nurse who was fired after attending protestapparently didn't pass her science classes, either...
 
2020-09-30 6:17:26 PM  
24 votes:
If she doesn't lose her nursing license/certification for this inane stupidity, the agency in charge should be dismantled.
 
2020-09-30 6:25:38 PM  
21 votes:
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As a COVID survivor, I have no fscking words.
 
2020-09-30 6:45:15 PM  
20 votes:

MattyBlast: I'd like to have sex with her.

/That is all.


I don't think that would be wise. Considering she doesn't know what viruses are.
 
2020-09-30 6:19:51 PM  
13 votes:

lolmao500: How the fark did she pass her exams? How does she still have a job?


Because she regurgitated the things she was supposed to memorize without understanding it.
 
2020-09-30 6:44:35 PM  
7 votes:
"Carley has two children and, at present, no income. She says being an anti-lockdown activist is a full-time job.

'Like most people I need money to live,' she says, 'but I had some savings and I knew that if I was fired, I could get by on that for a bit. I'm a very "in the moment" kind of person and try not to think too far ahead and it was that part of my personality which enabled me to do what I did.' "


Enjoy your moment, blockhead.
 
2020-09-30 6:17:02 PM  
7 votes:
How the fark did she pass her exams? How does she still have a job?
 
2020-09-30 6:18:27 PM  
6 votes:
I mean, if you really WANT to get fired as a nurse, proclaiming loudly and publicly that viruses don't cause disease is one way to do it.

I don't know how the fark you become a nurse if you don't believe that some diseases are caused by viruses, but that might be partly on whichever entities in the UK (this is the UK, right?) certified her.

If I were them, I'd be looking into their procedures, etc. Because that shiat would be embarrassing.

"Congratulations, here's your certificate of achievement ..."
"Viruses don't cause disease, they're a conspiracy by drug companies!"
"What's that, then?"

LOL
 
2020-09-30 6:08:35 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-09-30 8:40:52 PM  
5 votes:
She thinks illnesses are made up by drug companies so they can sell medicines. Does she even realize that illnesses predate drug companies? They predate medicine. They predate drugs. They predate humanity. What a farking loon you have to be to subscribe to this shiat. I'll bet she has healing crystals all over the place and wears a magnetic bracelet.
 
2020-09-30 7:17:37 PM  
5 votes:
"She claims that a number of other nurses agree with her an also attended the rally - but none of them worse their uniforms. "

Jesus F. Christ, is that what passes for editing in the Star? farking hell, I've seen 8th graders with better writing skills.
 
2020-09-30 6:47:05 PM  
4 votes:

MattyBlast: I'd like to have sex with her.

/That is all.


Good news, according to her you can go bareback and have absolutely nothing to worry about.

/Just remember to dose her OJ with plan B in the morning.
 
2020-09-30 8:48:58 PM  
3 votes:
Carley says, "I know through my studies, that viruses are not even contagious


She should have her nurses licenses revoke and where ever she "studied" should have it's license revoked as well.
 
2020-09-30 7:27:52 PM  
3 votes:

Al Tsheimers: I saw the headline, and thought "Alabama or Mississippi?". Then read the article and thought "shiat, now stupid is a global pandemic too".


Always has been. Always will be.
 
2020-09-30 8:12:29 PM  
2 votes:
Someone should tell her....if she drills a hole in her head, it will let the voices out.....
 
2020-09-30 6:36:18 PM  
2 votes:
Bet she has herpes duplex
 
2020-09-30 6:32:59 PM  
2 votes:

lolmao500: How the fark did she pass her exams? How does she still have a job?


Pretty sure she in down the list well below the RN level for England
 
2020-09-30 6:31:51 PM  
2 votes:

Corvus: lolmao500: How the fark did she pass her exams? How does she still have a job?

Because she regurgitated the things she was supposed to memorize without understanding it.


There is a theory the more book learned you are the more likely you buy into bullshiat while suck up material. They fail to filter out the bullshiat because they lack critical thinking skills and/or just dig in deeper they couldn't be wrong when presented with new info.
 
2020-09-30 6:17:59 PM  
2 votes:

whyRpeoplesostupid: [Fark user image image 615x796]

subby, what could possibly make you think she's crazy?
well that and the whole virus denial thing


She done caught the Derpes...
 
2020-09-30 6:10:53 PM  
2 votes:
She says that although she read reports of are numbers of elderly people dying in care homes, "no one became ill and no one died of anything" in the home she worked at.
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2020-09-30 10:39:30 PM  
1 vote:

Dodo David: From the way that she looks, I would say that the ex-nurse is safe should a zombie apocalypse begin.

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I'm curious what kind of nurse she is cuz there's all kinds of people that are loosely called nurse but only a few people are genuine registered RNs
 
2020-09-30 10:14:02 PM  
1 vote:
May she never work in Healthcare again.
 
2020-09-30 8:15:59 PM  
1 vote:

whyRpeoplesostupid: [Fark user image 615x796]

subby, what could possibly make you think she's crazy?
well that and the whole virus denial thing


Lights may be on. But nobody's home.
 
2020-09-30 8:13:47 PM  
1 vote:
From the way that she looks, I would say that the ex-nurse is safe should a zombie apocalypse begin.

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2020-09-30 8:06:26 PM  
1 vote:

whyRpeoplesostupid: [Fark user image 615x796]

subby, what could possibly make you think she's crazy?
well that and the whole virus denial thing


Wow... that is some fetal alcohol syndrome there.
 
2020-09-30 6:56:22 PM  
1 vote:
I saw the headline, and thought "Alabama or Mississippi?". Then read the article and thought "shiat, now stupid is a global pandemic too".
 
2020-09-30 6:31:43 PM  
1 vote:

whyRpeoplesostupid: [Fark user image image 615x796]

subby, what could possibly make you think she's crazy?
well that and the whole virus denial thing


Cute, but dumber than a box of rocks, and crazy as a shiat-house rat.

Although I do admit, claiming that viruses aren't real is definitely a new twist to the anti-vax bs, so I'll give her points for creativity... which might parlay well in other areas.
 
2020-09-30 6:23:24 PM  
1 vote:
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. --- R.A.H.
 
2020-09-30 6:16:51 PM  
1 vote:
Sickness is caused by trolls living in your stomach! It's so obvious!
 
2020-09-30 4:35:27 PM  
1 vote:
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subby, what could possibly make you think she's crazy?
well that and the whole virus denial thing
 
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