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(Mediaite)   Team Trump coach Chris Christie: Trump was way "too hot" at the first debate, but that can be fixed once I sit on him and lay some toxic Jersey farts in his general direction   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2020-09-30 11:55:04 AM  
On the Biden side, I'd be very concerned that his problems can't be fixed. Because if you're not up to being able to stand up there for 90 minutes and be consistently coherent

From what I could hear when Trump wasn't interrupting, Biden sounded quite coherent. I think the bigger problem was that Trump kept drowning out Biden's voice.
 
2020-09-30 11:58:52 AM  
Christie should have done a better job coaching Trump.  He should have told Trump to show some respect to Biden "Imagine he also has a copy of the pee pee tape."
 
2020-09-30 12:02:21 PM  
Babies would have a better chance of clearing a train wreck than getting Trump to be coherent at the next debate.
 
2020-09-30 12:08:25 PM  
Cut Trump's Adderall dose in half, and your job is finished.
 
2020-09-30 12:16:32 PM  

damageddude: On the Biden side, I'd be very concerned that his problems can't be fixed. Because if you're not up to being able to stand up there for 90 minutes and be consistently coherent

From what I could hear when Trump wasn't interrupting, Biden sounded quite coherent. I think the bigger problem was that Trump kept drowning out Biden's voice.


Definitely a case of blaming the victim him.  Wallace was the other victim.  It's a ridiculous accusation. Christie would have done no better under those circumstances, and he knows it.  He was in primary debates with Trump.

He's no honest broker here.
 
2020-09-30 12:36:01 PM  
Except Trump doesn't take advice from anybody, fat boy.
 
2020-09-30 3:34:50 PM  
It takes a lot of energy to get a human body that fat to spin that fast.
 
2020-09-30 3:35:40 PM  
fark that guy
 
2020-09-30 3:36:43 PM  
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Abuse is hard to watch. Trump let his serial abuser flag fly last night.
 
2020-09-30 3:36:45 PM  
I give him 2 years
 
2020-09-30 3:36:53 PM  
When I think "Trump" a number of words pop immediately into my head.

Liar.
Criminal.
Weak.
Broke.
Sleazy.
Sociopathic.
Etc etc, so on and so forth.

It's a big list and "Hot" isn't on it is my point here.
 
2020-09-30 3:36:56 PM  
Maybe he should snort less Aderall
 
2020-09-30 3:37:05 PM  
Why does Christie still carry water for Trump? He would have already gotten an ambassadorship or other cushy appointment if he was every going to get one.
 
2020-09-30 3:37:21 PM  
They have until the next debate to get the right cocktail of uppers and downers.
 
2020-09-30 3:37:38 PM  
I'm just going to quote Bron here, from one of the good GoT seasons: "no cure for being a coont."
 
2020-09-30 3:37:39 PM  
Trump tried to be a bully.  Joe looked like he wanted to slap the taste out of Donnie's mouth.  Chris Matthews should have had better control.

Below is my take on last night's debate.

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2020-09-30 3:38:15 PM  
So they're going to cut off the President's adderall earlier? He might end up looking sleepy.
 
2020-09-30 3:38:33 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Cut Trump's Adderall dose in half, and your job is finished.


No more and a handful of sudafed.
 
2020-09-30 3:39:15 PM  
Toxic Jersey Farts is the now new name of my Bruce Springsteen cover band.
 
2020-09-30 3:39:16 PM  
we saw Trump for what he is there is no changing him what you saw is what you get.  The man is incapable of growth or reflection or even learning.  its a lost cause.

trump came into office with the world view of an inattentive 8th grader and has not developed any further.  in fact i think he has digressed.
 
2020-09-30 3:39:56 PM  
Like the Orange Turd is going to let Christie sit anywhere but the kids table.
 
2020-09-30 3:40:12 PM  
Why the hell is that asshole still on Team Trump?


\Oh right, he's a fellow fascist
\\Alomst forgot for a minute there
 
2020-09-30 3:40:20 PM  
why is christie there? i know he has no shame, but maybe there is some payoff for the debate prep? very weird.

or maybe, i wonder, if christie took the job to plant the seeds for trump to fail last night in some way?
payback for being kicked to the curb 4 years ago.

yep...all very weird.
 
2020-09-30 3:40:39 PM  
Did we mention the Adderall yet?  I have the feeling that people think there should be less of it.
 
2020-09-30 3:40:41 PM  

Diogenes: damageddude: On the Biden side, I'd be very concerned that his problems can't be fixed. Because if you're not up to being able to stand up there for 90 minutes and be consistently coherent

From what I could hear when Trump wasn't interrupting, Biden sounded quite coherent. I think the bigger problem was that Trump kept drowning out Biden's voice.

Definitely a case of blaming the victim him.  Wallace was the other victim.  It's a ridiculous accusation. Christie would have done no better under those circumstances, and he knows it.  He was in primary debates with Trump.

He's no honest broker here.


I think we were all the other victim.
 
2020-09-30 3:41:00 PM  
Goddamn, what a weak little biatch. After the way trump has treated him he agreed to coach him for his "debates"? Damn dude, just do Scheiße porn; they're way more likely to actually pay you.
 
2020-09-30 3:41:03 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Cut Trump's Adderall dose in half, and your job is finished.


Or double it til he cools down to room temperature.
 
2020-09-30 3:41:12 PM  
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He was just way too hot.
 
2020-09-30 3:41:37 PM  
You that one peanut left at the bottom of a Pearson's Salted Nut Roll package? Chris Christie is one of those away from 500lbs.
 
2020-09-30 3:41:52 PM  
So, they call the plan to send out violent racist gangs to override a free and fair election as "too hot", huh?
 
2020-09-30 3:42:46 PM  

Dr. Peter Gozinia: You know that one peanut left at the bottom of a Pearson's Salted Nut Roll package? Chris Christie is one of those away from 500lbs.

 
2020-09-30 3:42:56 PM  
It's all muscle.

- Chris Christie
 
2020-09-30 3:43:06 PM  
Too late to be fixed. Don Jr, Eric, and Ivanka are already here.
 
2020-09-30 3:44:40 PM  

severedtoe: in fact i think he has digressed.


He's clearly much less sharp than he was in 2016.  He's been living in fear and under pressure forever and he's not getting any younger.  Early onset dementia is in evidence.
 
2020-09-30 3:45:16 PM  
"First off, Rahm said earlier that it was the vice president's job tonight to reassure," Christie said, referring to fellow ABC News contributor and Rahm Emanuel.

- So Christie thinks it was Biden's job to make up for Trump being a complete asshole. Got it.

"I don't think that's a reassuring performance by the vice president tonight. He looked very shaky at many, many times in this debate. His numbers were way off. He would wander off in mid-sentence. And he used lots of name-calling and insulting language. That's not rising above it."

- OH FARK YOU. That's Trump in a nutshell and everyone knows it. And saying it was Biden job to rise above it is some of the bullshiatiest bullshiat that ever bullshiatted, but it came out of Chistie's mouth, so there you go.
 
2020-09-30 3:46:51 PM  
 Tweaked Trump ..  Ray Charles could see how high he was last night ..
 
2020-09-30 3:47:25 PM  
 
2020-09-30 3:47:40 PM  

HerptheDerp: Maybe he should snort less Aderall


he was probably gakked up
 
2020-09-30 3:47:56 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Toxic Jersey Farts is the now new name of my Bruce Springsteen cover band.


That "Born to Runs" lp blew shart
 
2020-09-30 3:48:34 PM  

Flincher: I give him 2 years


Hopefully a judge will give him 10 to 20 ..
 
2020-09-30 3:49:05 PM  
Mr Christie, if you want people to start taking you seriously you have to stop being an idiot, no matter how tempting it is.
 
2020-09-30 3:51:13 PM  

Number 216: Maybe Christie shouldn't have fought with Jared in preparation for the debate


Kushner or Fogle?
 
2020-09-30 3:52:00 PM  

damageddude: On the Biden side, I'd be very concerned that his problems can't be fixed. Because if you're not up to being able to stand up there for 90 minutes and be consistently coherent

From what I could hear when Trump wasn't interrupting, Biden sounded quite coherent. I think the bigger problem was that Trump kept drowning out Biden's voice.



Not only drowning his voice but also interrupting and having a second back-and-forth with the moderator.

Let's ask Christie to be consistently coherent for 90 minutes while someone overtalks him and interjects comments intended to disrupt.

Biden was coherent and Trump, were he in grade school, would've been put in time out.

Maybe Christie might have done a better prep job if he'd mentioned there are actual rules to a debate.

Oh  -  wait......we're talking about Christie. N/M
 
2020-09-30 3:52:11 PM  
Trump is a drug crazed demented degenerate. You aren't going to be able to "fix" him or get him to follow any plan.
 
2020-09-30 3:53:11 PM  
Trump just said he heard he did very well in the debate. Boy was he proud.
 
2020-09-30 3:53:13 PM  
I'm wondering if Trump will be even worse when the moderator isn't from FOX News.
 
2020-09-30 3:53:45 PM  

quatchi: When I think "Trump" a number of words pop immediately into my head.

Liar.
Criminal.
Weak.
Broke.
Sleazy.
Sociopathic.



One of more of the above traits fits the people who make up Trump's base, and those people make up half the country.  Let that sink in.
 
2020-09-30 3:54:42 PM  

pueblonative: Number 216: Maybe Christie shouldn't have fought with Jared in preparation for the debate

Kushner or Fogle?


Oh the Kush

After all Christie put his 1st dad away
 
2020-09-30 3:57:07 PM  

Flincher: I give him 2 years



Trump or Christy?


/Heart attack either way
//Please let it be at GITMO
 
2020-09-30 3:57:41 PM  
"Too Hot" = "Racist, unhinged shiathead"
 
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