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(ESPN)   Tired of being asked if he has any Grey Poupon and being too young to understand the dated reference, Georgetown football player Dijon Williams allegedly shoots and kills a man   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Sad, United States, Washington, D.C., Senior Dijon Williams, Crime, Georgetown University, Georgetown football player, United States Marshals Service, Criminal Investigation Department  
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2020-09-29 9:07:56 PM  
I guess he couldn't

Cut the mustard
 
2020-09-30 12:21:05 AM  
In the old days of Fark I would have made a terrible joke about mustard and tossed salad but those days are gone.
 
2020-09-30 12:29:58 AM  
Not that Hoya football isn't terribly interesting I found the article beneath a little more so. That kid who moved to Georgia with his dad to play football has been rule ineligible. It's a follow up to an article we had a fwe weeks ago.

The Georgia High School Association has ruled Valdosta High School quarterback Jake Garcia, one of the country's top prospects and a USC commitment, ineligible after he and his father moved from California to play his senior year, sources told ESPN on Tuesday.
Valdosta High School and Garcia's family plan to appeal the decision, the sources said. The GHSA ruled that Garcia and his family didn't make a bona fide move to Valdosta.
 
2020-09-30 1:05:26 AM  

Snapper Carr: In the old days of Fark I would have made a terrible joke about mustard and tossed salad but those days are gone.


Not scrambled eggs, either?
 
2020-09-30 1:28:36 AM  

buckeyebrain: Snapper Carr: In the old days of Fark I would have made a terrible joke about mustard and tossed salad but those days are gone.

Not scrambled eggs, either?


Only if he calls again.
 
2020-09-30 1:46:09 AM  
Things mayo have been different for this guy if he hadn't picked such a mus-tarded response to what was probably just an off hand condiment.
 
2020-09-30 4:49:57 AM  
Hoty
 
2020-09-30 6:45:20 AM  
Did he do it in Reno, just to watch the man die?
 
2020-09-30 11:29:29 AM  
I dunno why this is even not-news, he's played all of 5 games in the last 2 years.  It'd be more interesting if the waterboy did it.
 
2020-09-30 7:32:45 PM  
Maybe someone asked if his gf was also a hoya...
 
2020-10-01 10:13:53 AM  
Stuff like that will always ketchup to you.
 
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