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2020-09-30 1:33:30 AM  
At a chronological age of two, Florida-Man had thr liver of a fifty year old alcoholic, and the skin of a krokodil user.
 
2020-09-30 1:45:01 AM  
my mother would have slapped me across the room if i had even thought of touching her car keys.
 
2020-09-30 2:01:50 AM  
Wasn't drunk/on meth or naked...This should barely rate newsworthy for Florida...
 
2020-09-30 2:07:32 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Wasn't drunk/on meth or naked...This should barely rate newsworthy for Florida...


It is newsworthy precisely because of that
 
2020-09-30 2:45:32 AM  
"Troopers say a 12-year-old boy rear-ended a Jeep while driving his mother's stolen vehicle."

Brat should drive his own stolen vehicle.

/Troopers say a 12-year old boy driving a vehicle stolen from his mother rear-ended a Jeep.
 
2020-09-30 3:11:38 AM  

maxandgrinch: "Troopers say a 12-year-old boy rear-ended a Jeep while driving his mother's stolen vehicle."

Brat should drive his own stolen vehicle.

/Troopers say a 12-year old boy driving a vehicle stolen from his mother rear-ended a Jeep.


Came to basically say the same. Went in knowing it was a Florida story, and then that headline.  Would you doubt that Florida Mom stoke a car, and the son ended up driving it?  In Florida?
 
2020-09-30 3:54:08 AM  
So some idiot celebrities are now gonna buy him his own car because he is just so farking cool. Right? Isn't that how this story eventually ends?
 
2020-09-30 4:56:17 AM  
Some 12 year old was driving a nicer car than I do.

Mine might be nicer after his crash though - maybe.
 
2020-09-30 9:11:12 AM  
"Stolen car" is Florida code for "she told him to get her some smokes from the corner store because she was too drunk to stand".
 
2020-09-30 10:26:51 AM  

Resident Muslim: "Stolen car" is Florida code for "she told him to get her some smokes from the corner store because she was too drunk to stand".


Still, this outcome is a helluva lot cheaper than a Florida DUI.
 
2020-09-30 12:36:07 PM  
Has a bright future ahead of him.
 
2020-09-30 4:36:32 PM  
He had hood-rat things to do (this is not the kid from the article)

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