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(Daily Dot)   Matt Walsh would like us all to know that any dudes using emojis should turn in their Man Card™   (god.dailydot.com) divider line
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2020-09-29 3:15:32 PM  
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2020-09-29 3:24:33 PM  
 
2020-09-29 3:46:01 PM  
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2020-09-29 3:47:19 PM  
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2020-09-29 4:06:23 PM  
Man Card? Now there's a name I haven't heard for a very long time.
 
2020-09-29 4:06:56 PM  
Hey Matt

🤫
 
2020-09-29 4:07:38 PM  
He's not wrong.
 
2020-09-29 4:07:54 PM  
he's right. goes for the word 'hoodies' and the selfies too. grow up.
 
2020-09-29 4:08:31 PM  
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2020-09-29 4:08:36 PM  
Really? He seems so laid back.
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2020-09-29 4:09:00 PM  
This is a guy who isn't comfortable with his manhood.  Sometimes they don't know what'll give it away...this is one of those things.
 
2020-09-29 4:09:01 PM  
🤡🍆.💨
 
2020-09-29 4:09:22 PM  

offacue: 🖕


Done in 1⃣
 
2020-09-29 4:09:22 PM  
Don't make stupid people famous.
 
2020-09-29 4:09:28 PM  
Matt Walsh pays someone else to change his oil.
 
2020-09-29 4:09:56 PM  
Im pretty sure my grandpa would have taken one look at him drinking a pale ale in his purple button up and hit him with a shovel.
 
2020-09-29 4:10:07 PM  
I read that as "mike walsh" and wondered why he wasn't sticking with America's Most Wanted.
 
2020-09-29 4:10:09 PM  

acad1228: He's not wrong.


sinko swimo: he's right. goes for the word 'hoodies' and the selfies too. grow up.


Sure.  Maybe you will grow up and learn to not care about what others think of you
 
2020-09-29 4:10:09 PM  
what the fark is a matt walsh?
 
2020-09-29 4:10:43 PM  
conservative podcaster

Why am I so not surprised?

Farking control freaks.
 
2020-09-29 4:10:53 PM  

sinko swimo: he's right. goes for the word 'hoodies' and the selfies too. grow up.


🤳 👎
 
2020-09-29 4:11:03 PM  

thehellisthis: what the fark is a matt walsh?


A mincing little fancy lad.

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2020-09-29 4:11:12 PM  
No one is going to take man lessons from a conservative. Those sponging titty man babies are the anti-men.
 
2020-09-29 4:11:31 PM  
What about ANSI art
 
2020-09-29 4:11:49 PM  

acad1228: He's not wrong.


All cops are dead?  On 12/28?
 
2020-09-29 4:11:50 PM  

sinko swimo: he's right. goes for the word 'hoodies' and the selfies too. grow up.


Hoodies?
 
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2020-09-29 4:12:24 PM  
So farking fragile.

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2020-09-29 4:12:25 PM  
Hey man, I was a HOTY nominee using only emojis.

/ out of my cold, dead, man hands
 
2020-09-29 4:13:00 PM  

kobrakai: Really? He seems so laid back.
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2020-09-29 4:13:50 PM  

chitownmike: sinko swimo: he's right. goes for the word 'hoodies' and the selfies too. grow up.

Hoodies?


Real men wear dress pants and button up shirts at all times :(
 
2020-09-29 4:13:57 PM  
Complaining about someone else's "man card" is the smallest of dick energy and the exact opposite of being secure in your own manhood.

/ sarcasticJerkOffMotion.gif
 
2020-09-29 4:14:15 PM  
Aw! That was nice of Don Jr. to loan that guy his beard. It's good to look out for your fellow alphas!

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2020-09-29 4:14:44 PM  

sinko swimo: he's right. goes for the word 'hoodies' and the selfies too. grow up.


You're very old, aren't you?
 
2020-09-29 4:16:01 PM  
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2020-09-29 4:16:44 PM  
I hate emojis simply because there are too many times I can't figure out wtf you are saying.
 
2020-09-29 4:17:02 PM  
It's cute that he thinks his opinion matters.
 
2020-09-29 4:17:20 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Don't make stupid people famous.


More generally, don't assume anyone who has any talent or skill in one field will be able to transfer that talent or skill to another field.

Heck, even within a field, just because someone has done something great doesn't mean everything they do will be equally great. It's amazing how contagious Nobel Disease - the tendency of someone who has won a Nobel Prize to pursue some quackery and use their previous achievements to demand that their later insanity be respected - seems to be. William Shockley, James Watson, and Linus Pauling quickly come to mind.
 
2020-09-29 4:17:22 PM  

El_Dan: chitownmike: sinko swimo: he's right. goes for the word 'hoodies' and the selfies too. grow up.

Hoodies?

Real men wear dress pants and button up shirts at all times :(


shiat, all my shirts are button downs
 
2020-09-29 4:17:55 PM  
It must be exhausting to constantly, constantly have your sexuality threatened by what appears to be everything.
 
2020-09-29 4:18:31 PM  

slama: It must be exhausting to constantly, constantly have your sexuality threatened by what appears to be everything.


Especially when youre probably a homosexual.
 
2020-09-29 4:19:17 PM  

Subtonic: I hate emojis simply because there are too many times I can't figure out wtf you are saying.


That's because most people who overuse them are morons
 
2020-09-29 4:19:55 PM  
If -

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream-and not make dreams your master;
If you can think-and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings-nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And-which is more-you'll be a Man, my son!


Source: A Choice of Kipling's Verse (1943)

Good enough for me.

F*cking "Man Card".  Grow up.
 
2020-09-29 4:20:12 PM  
I remember hearing that when Robin Williams passed away, this a-hole opined that suicide is the most selfish thing one can do to his/her friends and family. He's despicable and this emoji nonsense is just that.
 
2020-09-29 4:20:27 PM  

sinko swimo: he's right. goes for the word 'hoodies' and the selfies too. grow up.


shut up.
 
2020-09-29 4:21:02 PM  
Anyone who tells someone to turn in their man card needs to turn in their man card
............wait
 
2020-09-29 4:21:10 PM  

sinko swimo: he's right. goes for the word 'hoodies' and the selfies too. grow up.


Better to just avoid any situation where you'd need to use either of those words. But still use them if absolutely necessary.

/ But "man card" and hating on emojis? Is this guy a time traveler from 2005?
 
2020-09-29 4:22:10 PM  

whidbey: acad1228: He's not wrong.

All cops are dead?  On 12/28?


LOL.

AutoCad start command: acad.exe

and 3 months from yesterday I'll be 59!
 
2020-09-29 4:22:28 PM  

Subtonic: I hate emojis simply because there are too many times I can't figure out wtf you are saying.


I don't agree with whoever the hell Matt Walsh is, but I do have to relate to this. I do know that this is a 'I don't understand kids these days' issue though.
 
2020-09-29 4:22:40 PM  

chitownmike: El_Dan: chitownmike: sinko swimo: he's right. goes for the word 'hoodies' and the selfies too. grow up.

Hoodies?

Real men wear dress pants and button up shirts at all times :(

shiat, all my shirts are button downs


Hi, Bob!
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drink up!
 
2020-09-29 4:22:47 PM  
So only Conservatives can be 'real men', but they're also incredibly fragile...I GOT IT!

The true essence of masculinity is its fragility!

/where's my book deal
//and podcast telling other men how to be men
 
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