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(The Hill)   What desperation smells like: Trump: I demand Biden be Drug tested before our debate tonight. Biden: Whatever pal, Trump...well shiat, uhh I demand we...uh...get to..uh,, CHECK HIS EARS for tiny radio receivers, yeah that's it   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-09-29 4:04:44 PM  
Doctors have thoroughly examined Joe Biden's head.  They found no tiny radio receivers.

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                  09/29/20:/ Patient: Biden, Joe.88y/o Cranial pet scan
 
2020-09-29 4:28:08 PM  
Check Trump for a spine.
 
2020-09-29 4:28:23 PM  
Biden should counter-demand that Trump be checked by a doctor of his choosing for the presence of a dick.

And a weight check.
 
2020-09-29 4:31:41 PM  
Trump won't submit to a cavity check, many people are saying he is hiding notes up his ass. Why won't he? What's he hiding in there besides the notes?

Many people on twitter are saying #showthathole today.
 
2020-09-29 4:32:58 PM  
If Biden really wants to roll with this, he'll walk out with a bathroom scale, get on it, and tell everyone his weight.

Then invite Trump to go next.
 
2020-09-29 4:33:55 PM  
Does Biden wear hearing aids? Maybe Trump should, but he's be too vain to admit it, just like with the reading glasses.
 
2020-09-29 5:48:17 PM  
So what you're saying is, Trump is planning on using, if not was using last time, a clandestine ear receiver in the debates?
 
2020-09-29 5:48:32 PM  

Il Douchey: Doctors have thoroughly examined Joe Biden's head.  They found no tiny radio receivers.

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Is that soft-serve?

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Wouldn't surprise me, as everyone knows Biden is 40% ice cream by weight at this point.
 
2020-09-29 5:48:54 PM  
with the dumb drop this afternoon etc Trump is going to go after Hunter and try and fluster Joe

I hope Joe is ready to get down in the mud and win
 
2020-09-29 5:49:29 PM  
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2020-09-29 5:49:35 PM  
Again: these "debates" are pointless waste of time.

Biden should just send an Alexa in his place.
 
2020-09-29 5:49:50 PM  
Who else is looking forward to yelling "OH COME ON!" while holding their hand out towards the screen with an exasperated look on their face tonight?
 
2020-09-29 5:49:55 PM  

Tax Boy: Il Douchey: Doctors have thoroughly examined Joe Biden's head.  They found no tiny radio receivers.

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Is that soft-serve?

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Wouldn't surprise me, as everyone knows Biden is 40% ice cream by weight at this point.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2020-09-29 5:50:04 PM  
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2020-09-29 5:50:05 PM  
Biden, just this once, should go along with Trump's demands and make sure everyone knows it. Then, if he does well, what does Trump fall back on for the inevitable excuses?

/not that it would matter to Trumplerites.
 
2020-09-29 5:50:09 PM  
Do it on the terms they both are checked for amphetamines.
 
2020-09-29 5:50:47 PM  
He's going to accuse him of being controlled by Russian mind-lasers next.
 
2020-09-29 5:50:49 PM  
someone on twitter:

He won't take a pregnancy test either!  what is he hiding?!?
 
2020-09-29 5:50:50 PM  

Tax Boy: Il Douchey: Doctors have thoroughly examined Joe Biden's head.  They found no tiny radio receivers.

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    09/29/20:/ Patient: Biden, Joe.88y/o Cranial pet scan

Is that soft-serve?

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Wouldn't surprise me, as everyone knows Biden is 40% ice cream by weight at this point.


Hell no, but that mother farker is about to eat two scoops.
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2020-09-29 5:50:51 PM  
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2020-09-29 5:52:35 PM  
Biden agrees to a drug test.

Tests positive for weed.

"Yes. And if elected, day one I'll legalize it."

\m/  (_ _) \m/
 
2020-09-29 5:52:38 PM  
Just so we're clear, trump is a genius who can be defeated with a 50 cent earpiece and some adderall?  Gosh, I hope that technology doesn't fall into the hands of literally every other government on earth!
 
2020-09-29 5:53:08 PM  
The Joe Biden Thought Process...

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The Donald Trump Thought Process...

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Any questions?
 
2020-09-29 5:53:12 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Again: these "debates" are pointless waste of time.

Biden should just send an Alexa in his place.


Rick Wilson.

The insults he'd lob at Trump for an entire hour would be the stuff of epic winnage.
 
2020-09-29 5:53:22 PM  

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If Bill Kristol was ghost-debating for Biden, I would expect him to get Biden's name wrong.

In retrospect, the biggest red flag about the coming dark years was that occasionally during Trump's term, Bill Kristol was right about something.
 
2020-09-29 5:53:35 PM  
which of course means Trump, who has done no debate prep, will have an earpiece
 
2020-09-29 5:53:58 PM  
I hope trump tries to go look for himself when they walk out onto the "stage".

I usually never watch any debates, however, the Biden/Palin ones created some of the best memes fark has ever had.

Tonight, for the 1st time, my son & I will attempt to watch it together, and on our brand new 58" tv ($289.99 just couldn't beat that price point and it doesn't need a fooking sound bar). I've got to make sure I have nothing nearby to throw when drumpf speaks, as I can't take his whiney voice.

I'm hoping to last the hour, because following the fark thread tends to be useless if you don't watch, as so many comments have no context. Not to mention the hitting 2000 posts in record speed, and reloading pages on that count just sucks whether it's with a laptop or on mobile.
 
2020-09-29 5:54:01 PM  
 
2020-09-29 5:54:25 PM  

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shiat like this is how we got here.
 
2020-09-29 5:54:35 PM  
I thought Biden told Trump to piss off in regards to the drug test.
 
2020-09-29 5:54:40 PM  
The fool. Biden's army of Deep State nanobot messengers will simply remove the questions from the mod's brain minutes before they are asked and implant them in Biden's augmented cyber-brain.

It's like you guys have never watched a debate before.
 
2020-09-29 5:55:00 PM  

iron_city_ap: Do it on the terms they both are checked for amphetamines.


Would snorted Sudafed show up on a drug test?
 
2020-09-29 5:55:08 PM  
Poor Donald Trump.
Poor guy

Treated so unfairly, and did you notice he's white?  Can't understand it.

Poor Donald Trump
 
2020-09-29 5:55:09 PM  
How does Trump talk for 90 minutes without a break? Depends.
 
2020-09-29 5:55:12 PM  

wandero: blastoh: [Fark user image 425x404]

If Bill Kristol was ghost-debating for Biden, I would expect him to get Biden's name wrong.

In retrospect, the biggest red flag about the coming dark years was that occasionally during Trump's term, Bill Kristol was right about something.


It's funny how Kristol was dead farking wrong about everything until Turnip started threatening the existence of the cushy right-wing bloviating jobs.
 
2020-09-29 5:55:36 PM  
The guy drags down the democratic process at every turn, it's amazing.

Check Biden for secret radio transmitters?
Jesus, that must just be another idea Trump came up with, so is accusing Biden.
 
2020-09-29 5:56:17 PM  
I dropped my vote off this afternoon.  Since I turned my homework in early, I get excused from the debates.  And yes, i voted 3rd party because i wanted to send a message.


/ not really
// went straight ticket D
 
2020-09-29 5:56:31 PM  
The Trump campaign and TRUMP does not want the number of people that have died from the coronavirus said by Chris Wallace tonight.

That's correct,TRUMP is freaking out about the number being said out loud.
 
2020-09-29 5:56:41 PM  

kindms: with the dumb drop this afternoon etc Trump is going to go after Hunter and try and fluster Joe

I hope Joe is ready to get down in the mud and win


maybe bring in all of the women that are currently suing trump?
 
2020-09-29 5:56:44 PM  
Biden could walk out and do a line of coke and start talking about how he likes to grab women's breasts on national TV and I'd still vote for him because Trump is just so much worse.
 
2020-09-29 5:56:49 PM  

suebhoney: I hope trump tries to go look for himself when they walk out onto the "stage".

I usually never watch any debates, however, the Biden/Palin ones created some of the best memes fark has ever had.

Tonight, for the 1st time, my son & I will attempt to watch it together, and on our brand new 58" tv ($289.99 just couldn't beat that price point and it doesn't need a fooking sound bar). I've got to make sure I have nothing nearby to throw when drumpf speaks, as I can't take his whiney voice.

I'm hoping to last the hour, because following the fark thread tends to be useless if you don't watch, as so many comments have no context. Not to mention the hitting 2000 posts in record speed, and reloading pages on that count just sucks whether it's with a laptop or on mobile.


Rolled up socks might be a good thing to have on standby.  I remember in the 70s or 80s when a foam brick was marketed for people to 1) buy, so they could 2) throw it at their tv, and then 3) profit!
 
2020-09-29 5:56:54 PM  
I don't think it's even possible to do an instant drug test. Unless your entire bloodstream is white powder or something.
 
2020-09-29 5:56:56 PM  
Biden should test Trump with a pair of pictures. "One of these photos contains a porn star. The other is your daughter. Choose wisely."
 
2020-09-29 5:57:14 PM  

davynelson: The guy drags down the democratic process at every turn, it's amazing.

Check Biden for secret radio transmitters?
Jesus, that must just be another idea Trump came up with, so is accusing Biden.


every accusation is a confession.
 
2020-09-29 5:57:20 PM  

whatsupchuck: How does Trump talk for 90 minutes without a break? Depends.


His speech IS his excrement.
 
2020-09-29 5:57:50 PM  
Let's check Trump's scalp
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Every accusation is a confession.
Let's hold the debate in a faraday cage surrounded by illegal cellphone jammers.
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Third time today Trump has demanded I post those pictures.

Trump is the Kremlin's kitty, change my mind!
 
2020-09-29 5:57:51 PM  
Not even the Joker will take on the IRS.
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2020-09-29 5:57:52 PM  
Biden should challenge Trump to a bare chested push up contest.
 
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2020-09-29 5:58:03 PM  
Every accusation a confession
 
2020-09-29 5:58:14 PM  

UNC_Samurai: wandero: blastoh: [Fark user image 425x404]

If Bill Kristol was ghost-debating for Biden, I would expect him to get Biden's name wrong.

In retrospect, the biggest red flag about the coming dark years was that occasionally during Trump's term, Bill Kristol was right about something.

It's funny how Kristol was dead farking wrong about everything until Turnip started threatening the existence of the cushy right-wing bloviating jobs.


How could it be Kristol when we KNOW it's (((SOROSOROS))). Maybe one in each ear?
 
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