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(Bloomberg)   JPMorgan-Chase admits they rigged the gold and silver markets but here's your money, peasants   ( divider line
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1089 clicks; posted to Business » on 29 Sep 2020 at 6:14 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-09-29 6:19:54 PM  
19 votes:
And that's why I only invested in Dogecoin.
2020-09-29 7:37:41 PM  
4 votes:
The spouse has been arguing for the last ten years that we should be investing in gold and silver "because they have true value and can't be manipulated by the markets." Sigh.
2020-09-29 6:29:29 PM  
4 votes:
So my limited edition crying American Indian gold plated coins AREN'T worth $200 each...?
2020-09-29 6:26:45 PM  
3 votes:
Can someone explain why this is a bad thing and they ought to pay penalties? Ohh wait, rich people lost money because they and their programs suck at trading.
2020-09-30 7:29:18 AM  
1 vote:

Northern: In case you have a 401k, some 20% to 30% of the growth of your investments are siphoned off by quants who perform micro trades as your Stonks, bonds, and funds make big trades.

This sentence is complete nonsense.
2020-09-29 7:42:41 PM  
1 vote:
Automatic trading parasites need to be burnt out.

It's so simple: Impose a tax of $.0001 on every trade.

Every single trade.

Every year, if the amount accrued exceeds ten dollars, payment shall be required.
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