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(MSN)   Neither rain, nor snow, nor dark of night, nor DeJoy and Trump, will keep these postal workers from saving democracy   (msn.com) divider line
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2020-09-29 1:01:28 PM  
Can we give all the postal workers the presidential medal of freedom or is that too on the nose?
 
2020-09-29 1:11:36 PM  
Nothing to see here!

Postal Employees saving the Country from some sadistic assclowns.

I just can't anymore...
 
2020-09-29 1:22:24 PM  
Alright, who signed off on the proofs?

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2020-09-29 1:38:38 PM  

PainInTheASP: Alright, who signed off on the proofs?

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Gorgor saves the world.

I mean it is 2020, so why not?
 
2020-09-29 1:51:16 PM  
Is this all over, or just those places where democrats are likely to win anyway?

/DRTFA
 
2020-09-29 3:50:32 PM  
Be sure to thank your mail carrier for all that they do.
 
2020-09-29 4:09:26 PM  

PainInTheASP: Alright, who signed off on the proofs?

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They forgot the ring.
 
2020-09-29 4:21:58 PM  
I'm all in favor of heroes these days. I just wish we didn't need so many.
 
2020-09-29 4:23:40 PM  
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2020-09-29 4:26:07 PM  
Just got my ballot an hour ago. I filled it out, and then walked down to the ejection commission since it was just a block away. It's been a good day!
 
2020-09-29 4:26:16 PM  

PainInTheASP: Alright, who signed off on the proofs?

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Postse.
 
2020-09-29 4:27:55 PM  
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2020-09-29 4:27:57 PM  
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Elton John - I'm Still Standing
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fark DeJoy
 
2020-09-29 4:28:26 PM  
Good luck putting those 711 sorting machines back together that were stripped for parts/scrapped.
 
2020-09-29 4:28:46 PM  
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2020-09-29 4:29:11 PM  

MattytheMouse: Just got my ballot an hour ago. I filled it out, and then walked down to the ejection commission since it was just a block away. It's been a good day!


What's an 'ejection commission?'
 
2020-09-29 4:29:43 PM  
my postman left the door open on my mailbox when he dropped my ballot off and now it's ruined. it was raining and all the glue on the envelopes is sealed and the printing is running all over the pages , you can't even read the envelope you're supposed to mail it back in.
 
2020-09-29 4:32:07 PM  
Given that postal distribution centers are in large cities, and large cities tend to be overwhelmingly Democratic, it seems like Democrats could end up getting their ballots in on time, and it's Republicans in rural counties who will be left in the lurch.
 
2020-09-29 4:32:39 PM  

blatz514: MattytheMouse: Just got my ballot an hour ago. I filled it out, and then walked down to the ejection commission since it was just a block away. It's been a good day!

What's an 'ejection commission?'


It's an election commission, but typed by a mouse on a keyboard. It's not easy typing when you have to jump from key to key, you know!
 
2020-09-29 4:32:49 PM  

blatz514: MattytheMouse: Just got my ballot an hour ago. I filled it out, and then walked down to the ejection commission since it was just a block away. It's been a good day!

What's an 'ejection commission?'


A typo?
 
2020-09-29 4:33:55 PM  

blatz514: MattytheMouse: Just got my ballot an hour ago. I filled it out, and then walked down to the ejection commission since it was just a block away. It's been a good day!

What's an 'ejection commission?'


I just read your reply in Smeagol's voice, "What's an ejection commission, Precious?"  New meaning and all that jazz.
 
2020-09-29 4:36:54 PM  
I got my mail last night some time after 10PM. And I was under the impression that they are not receiving overtime right now. I was impressed with out postal worker's resolve.
 
2020-09-29 4:38:59 PM  
Jolo Senior was a postal work and eventually fairly high up in Northwest Arkansas postal management.

I can't imagine what he would be thinking about this. I basically didn't see him when the sun was out my whole life because he was making sure everything happened on time.

At least he's been dead for nearly 10 years and wouldn't have to answer for any of this.

He also died before he could go full foxnew derper and I still have fond memories of him.
 
2020-09-29 4:44:15 PM  
I'm kind of amused by this.

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2020-09-29 4:45:57 PM  

blatz514: MattytheMouse: Just got my ballot an hour ago. I filled it out, and then walked down to the ejection commission since it was just a block away. It's been a good day!

What's an 'ejection commission?'


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warre​n​_Commission
 
2020-09-29 4:45:59 PM  

MattytheMouse: blatz514: MattytheMouse: Just got my ballot an hour ago. I filled it out, and then walked down to the ejection commission since it was just a block away. It's been a good day!

What's an 'ejection commission?'

It's an election commission, but typed by a mouse on a keyboard. It's not easy typing when you have to jump from key to key, you know!


Oh you think you got problems?!?! Try one finger typing with your tail!

Also I forget where I saw it but I remember a quote I read once which I will now mangle for you. "The grand designs of tyrants are dashed on the rocks of the stubborn kindness of normal people."
 
2020-09-29 4:46:40 PM  

MattytheMouse: Just got my ballot an hour ago. I filled it out, and then walked down to the ejection commission since it was just a block away. It's been a good day!


I can't wait to get mine! I'll be doing the same asap.
 
2020-09-29 4:48:08 PM  
Better luck next time on your own votes

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2020-09-29 4:56:43 PM  

GardenWeasel: PainInTheASP: Alright, who signed off on the proofs?

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Gorgor saves the world.

I mean it is 2020, so why not?


"President Gorgor took time to thank his spiritual adviser, Bevets, and his scientific adviser, Quantum Apostrophe, ..."
 
2020-09-29 4:57:14 PM  

Todd300: Better luck next time on your own votes

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Countdown to this post getting deleted . . .
 
2020-09-29 5:02:43 PM  
The USPS is so badass, neither rain, nor snow, nor Batman, can stop them.
 
2020-09-29 5:05:44 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: The USPS is so badass, neither rain, nor snow, nor Batman, can stop them.


What about Mrs. Cake..?
 
2020-09-29 5:06:32 PM  

thornhill: Given that postal distribution centers are in large cities, and large cities tend to be overwhelmingly Democratic, it seems like Democrats could end up getting their ballots in on time, and it's Republicans in rural counties who will be left in the lurch.


That's a nice executive, SCOTUS, and senate majority you got there GOP, be a real shame if you helped to elect a compulsive liar who ruins everything he touches and put him in charge.
 
2020-09-29 5:56:53 PM  
US Postal workers take an oath and the vast majority of them take that oath seriously.

Making this a perfect example of why in the long-run, the GOP will not win.

The GOP cannot defend against a strategy which they cannot imagine: honor and integrity.
 
2020-09-29 5:59:17 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I'm kind of amused by this.

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Gah.

Enough with the single colored stripe on a black and white US flag. The new Confederate flag doesn't need to be legitimized.
 
2020-09-29 6:10:37 PM  

MattytheMouse: blatz514: MattytheMouse: Just got my ballot an hour ago. I filled it out, and then walked down to the ejection commission since it was just a block away. It's been a good day!

What's an 'ejection commission?'

It's an election commission, but typed by a mouse on a keyboard. It's not easy typing when you have to jump from key to key, you know!


Jeez, dude, just use your shrink ray on the keyboard.
 
2020-09-29 6:10:41 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I'm kind of amused by this.

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Brilliant
 
2020-09-29 6:12:12 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: The Irresponsible Captain: I'm kind of amused by this.

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Gah.

Enough with the single colored stripe on a black and white US flag. The new Confederate flag doesn't need to be legitimized.


<picard> There are TWO colored stripes! </picard>
 
2020-09-29 6:30:14 PM  

GardenWeasel: GreatGlavinsGhost: The Irresponsible Captain: I'm kind of amused by this.

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Gah.

Enough with the single colored stripe on a black and white US flag. The new Confederate flag doesn't need to be legitimized.

<picard> There are TWO colored stripes! </picard>


AND the Postal Service Eagle.
 
2020-09-29 7:47:26 PM  

GardenWeasel: GreatGlavinsGhost: The Irresponsible Captain: I'm kind of amused by this.

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Gah.

Enough with the single colored stripe on a black and white US flag. The new Confederate flag doesn't need to be legitimized.

<picard> There are TWO colored stripes! </picard>


THEY'RE ALL COLORED!
 
2020-09-29 7:47:45 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: GardenWeasel: GreatGlavinsGhost: The Irresponsible Captain: I'm kind of amused by this.

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Gah.

Enough with the single colored stripe on a black and white US flag. The new Confederate flag doesn't need to be legitimized.

<picard> There are TWO colored stripes! </picard>

AND the Postal Service Eagle.


Also, Netherlands?
 
2020-09-29 8:51:42 PM  

PainInTheASP: Alright, who signed off on the proofs?

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Who is selling those? The USPS site doesn't have them, but they should.
 
2020-09-29 9:49:02 PM  
The Irresponsible Captain: I'm kind of amused by this.

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Where can I get one of those?
 
2020-09-29 9:58:11 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: US Postal workers take an oath and the vast majority of them take that oath seriously.

Making this a perfect example of why in the long-run, the GOP will not win.

The GOP cannot defend against a strategy which they cannot imagine: honor and integrity.


Hello!  Actual Letter Carrier here!  I took the oath, and you are correct; the majority of us do take it seriously.  We might joke about it, poke fun at it, but at the end of the day (god, I hate that cliche), we really do take it seriously and do our best to fulfill it.
 
2020-09-30 12:34:25 AM  

Data: GreatGlavinsGhost: US Postal workers take an oath and the vast majority of them take that oath seriously.

Making this a perfect example of why in the long-run, the GOP will not win.

The GOP cannot defend against a strategy which they cannot imagine: honor and integrity.

Hello!  Actual Letter Carrier here!  I took the oath, and you are correct; the majority of us do take it seriously.  We might joke about it, poke fun at it, but at the end of the day (god, I hate that cliche), we really do take it seriously and do our best to fulfill it.


I tried to sponsor you for BareFark but the Stripe payment system refused to accept my postal code, because it said my zip code was wrong.

Like ten thousand spoons when all I need is a knife.
 
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