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(Playbill)   Determined not to let 2020 win, Dolly Parton will release a new holiday musical on Netflix   (playbill.com) divider line
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2020-09-29 4:34:47 PM  
7 votes:
I hope it is better than the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. That was the worst porno ever! All they did was sing and I never got to see Dolly's goodies!

//Apologies to The Venture Bros.
 
2020-09-29 7:29:10 PM  
4 votes:
Somebody get the Pope on the phone!
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2020-09-29 10:01:52 PM  
2 votes:

crackpancake: Zevon's Evil Twin: I love Dolly Parton.

When my Dad went all out one Christmas and bought a cassette player (it was like $50), our two tapes were Dolly and Dean (Martin).

She is a national treasure.  A woman who's life would easily make any lifetime movie about women coming up in a mans world and rather than pouting she DID IT!!!  And is such a legend!  God bless her!!  Love her to death.  I think she is so darned sweet and nice!  Ive heard of TONS of stories of people meeting her and she is so nice to fans....

For her ability to hold the worlds largest DIVA cup, nope she is as nice as can be and can sing like an angel...


Had a little moment of confusion there. Diva Cup is the name of a menstrual cup and I was wondering what the hell you were talking about!
 
2020-09-29 7:45:15 PM  
2 votes:

dryknife: Will Dolly play the accordion?


People seem to love her squeezebox.
 
2020-09-29 6:11:17 PM  
2 votes:

GameSprocket: I hope it is better than the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. That was the worst porno ever! All they did was sing and I never got to see Dolly's goodies!

//Apologies to The Venture Bros.


Also, Kay Parker was in it...which makes the lack of actual sex all the more frustrating.

What a woman.
 
2020-09-29 4:53:07 PM  
2 votes:
I heard she stuffs.
 
2020-09-29 4:39:44 PM  
2 votes:
I love Dolly Parton.

When my Dad went all out one Christmas and bought a cassette player (it was like $50), our two tapes were Dolly and Dean (Martin).
 
2020-09-29 4:21:05 PM  
2 votes:
Is it gonna be like A Very Murray Christmas and Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Valentine's Day Special?

If so, I'm in. If not, I'm in (but reluctantly).
 
2020-09-29 8:14:40 PM  
1 vote:

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: Somebody get the Pope on the phone!
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I prefer the non-christian avatar

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2020-09-29 7:34:42 PM  
1 vote:
Don't tempt fate, subby. This is 2020, you tempt fate and the next Dolly Parton headline might be "Beloved entertainer Dolly Parton was crushed to death under a tractor".
 
2020-09-29 5:32:33 PM  
1 vote:

Zevon's Evil Twin: I love Dolly Parton.

When my Dad went all out one Christmas and bought a cassette player (it was like $50), our two tapes were Dolly and Dean (Martin).


She is a national treasure.  A woman who's life would easily make any lifetime movie about women coming up in a mans world and rather than pouting she DID IT!!!  And is such a legend!  God bless her!!  Love her to death.  I think she is so darned sweet and nice!  Ive heard of TONS of stories of people meeting her and she is so nice to fans....

For her ability to hold the worlds largest DIVA cup, nope she is as nice as can be and can sing like an angel...
 
2020-09-29 5:08:13 PM  
1 vote:

Billy Liar: I heard she stuffs.


There's too much boob in there for there to be any room for tissue.
 
2020-09-29 4:05:21 PM  
1 vote:
They had me at Christine Baranski.
 
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