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(Daily Star)   With no crowds allowed in soccer stadiums during matches, Brits start using them for another team game (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2020-09-29 8:49:34 PM  
10 votes:
I used to play soccer but had to give it up due to an injury that left me rolling around on the ground for multiple seconds. SECONDS!
 
2020-09-29 9:28:10 PM  
7 votes:
Is it still a penalty to use your hands in the box?
 
2020-09-29 9:18:41 PM  
5 votes:

Zik-Zak: This puts the WTF in Watford.

/they get relegated from the Premier League, and now this


At least somebody's scoring?
 
2020-09-29 8:57:42 PM  
5 votes:
Huh.  Apparently, it's legal to have sex in public in Britain, as long as you're not offending anyone.

So you can have a bit of how's your father while your mates have a butcher's without a bobby getting all shirty and yelling Wot's all this then?  Can you Adam that?
 
2020-09-29 8:41:07 PM  
5 votes:
Just practicing their ball handling skills.
 
2020-09-30 12:08:01 AM  
4 votes:
iron de havilland:

/But it's not a crime if you don't get caught.

You did better than I expected in the debate tonight.
 
2020-09-29 8:56:43 PM  
4 votes:
I would participate in this activity, watcher or performer, but only if there's scoring involved. When I stick the landing (yes, that's a euphemism), I want my 10's. Clapping would be good too.

We used to camp at the same large lake every Memorial Day. On the last day, there would always be a bunch of mostly older guys sitting in lawn chairs on the boat ramp. After people pulled their boat out, they would get scores, which were written on paper plates with a Sharpie. Scoring makes everything, including 'scoring', more fun.
 
2020-09-29 10:06:19 PM  
3 votes:
iron de havilland: Z-clipped: Huh.  Apparently, it's legal to have sex in public in Britain, as long as you're not offending anyone.

No.

/But it's not a crime if you don't get caught.


I'll have you know, my analysis comes directly from the brilliant legal minds at DoggingAction.co.yookay
 
2020-09-29 9:03:17 PM  
3 votes:
your no fun anymore/man turned into scotsman
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2020-09-29 9:14:33 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-09-29 9:10:07 PM  
2 votes:
Watford FC, the er, Hornets
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2020-09-29 9:15:24 PM  
1 vote:
This puts the WTF in Watford.

/they get relegated from the Premier League, and now this
 
2020-09-29 8:43:08 PM  
1 vote:
Shagging balls?
 
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