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(NECN Boston)   This helicopter could be the star of a horror movie   ( divider line
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2020-09-28 7:19:25 PM  
22 votes:
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2020-09-28 10:54:31 PM  
19 votes:
I'm not worried.

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2020-09-28 9:35:11 PM  
16 votes:

PunkTiger: I could use one of those for the unruly hedges in front of my house.

I don't get the slang kids are using these days ( ._.)
2020-09-28 10:06:30 PM  
8 votes:

The Vermont Helicopter Saw Massacre (2021), Rated R

Directed by Jordan Peele

Starring: Ruby Rose, Jaden Smith, Caleb Mclaughlin, John Boyega, Machine Gun Kelly, Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane, Neil Patrick Harris, Gary Sinese and Alan Alda

A group of five social media influencers, on an electric scooter trip through the forests of 2010's Vermont, fall prey to a murderous vegan family made up of a leather-helmeted industrial saw-wielding helicopter pilot, his knife-wielding maple syrup robbing brother, their vegan chef father and semi-composted grandfather.
2020-09-28 9:38:56 PM  
7 votes:
*Reads headline*

They're remaking Twilight Zone?
2020-09-28 10:25:47 PM  
6 votes:

NeoCortex42: *Reads headline*

They're remaking Twilight Zone?

If they do that, heads are going to roll.
2020-09-29 8:05:14 AM  
4 votes:
I've said it before and I'll say it again...Why didn't anybody tell us about this during career day?
2020-09-28 9:53:49 PM  
4 votes:

markie_farkie: "It looks like you're puking rainbows."

Ok then.

How about pooping rainbows?
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2020-09-28 7:37:55 PM  
3 votes:
"It looks like you're puking rainbows."

Ok then.
2020-09-29 4:51:01 AM  
2 votes:

khatores: wantingout: Why does news have to make everything sound scary? It's cool that this service has been developed.

Well, a flying bandsaw is kinda weird, I guess.

While watching it, I was thinking that this could go really badly if the saw hit something more robust than a a big metal pole, or some wires that don't cut as easily or just get tangled up. Wonder if the helicopter has a quick release mechanism or if it would just get dragged down and crash. Boom.

Give Stephen King enough cocaine and he'll have the script, tied to a brick, thrown through the window by morning.

Keep in mind he'll be back for the brick.
2020-09-29 1:07:55 AM  
2 votes:

MBooda: markie_farkie: "It looks like you're puking rainbows."

Ok then.

How about pooping rainbows?

You've got to give the ad agency that came up with that one credit.

Sales rep: "So that's the new client, and they insist we touch on *each* of those bullet points."
Art Director: "Is this a joke? Are we really supposed to sell people on a step stool to help you shi..."
New creative person: "WAIT... I got it! ...Unicorn poop!"
Creative Director: "Uni what?"
New creative person: "Unicorn poop! Just hear me out... We'll get some kids, and a guy dressed like a prince... "
Creative Director: "Who is this person?"
Art Director: "They're the new..."
Creative Director: "You know what... jus... Just write it up and leave it in my box... In fact, why don't you go do it right now."
New creative person: "And we'll use *rainbow* colored soft serve ice cream!"
Creative Director: "Would someone get them outta here?"

...That person is probably the Creative Director of their own branch now.
2020-09-28 11:59:00 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-09-28 9:33:57 PM  
2 votes:
I could use one of those for the unruly hedges in front of my house.
2020-09-29 1:29:08 AM  
1 vote:

TorpedoOrca: PunkTiger: I could use one of those for the unruly hedges in front of my house.

I don't get the slang kids are using these days ( ._.)

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2020-09-28 10:18:02 PM  
1 vote:

MIRV888: I am sending this to my Buddy who is a pilot in the 160th now.
Something to do when he gets out.

Hell, why wait until he's out? I'm sure the Special Ops people can find a use for this
2020-09-28 10:10:38 PM  
1 vote:
"That helicopter is trying to kill us."

If you know what I'm "quoting", I'll donate five dollars to the organization of your choice.
2020-09-28 10:09:18 PM  
1 vote:

TWX: It's been done before.


And you're right about horror. What they did to Bond was gruesome.  The franchise that is.

Huh, Christmas came early this year
2020-09-28 10:03:13 PM  
1 vote:

winedrinkingman: Most damaging helicopter in history was the one that took Trump to the Iowa Caucus.  Only reason he did so well in the Caucus was because he was letting kids take rides in that copter.  It was a huge gesture, and I don't think the all the professional pig farmers in Iowa, folks who shovel pig shiat and store it in huge stinking pools on their property, had the intellect to realize that just because this rich guy was doing something nice for their kids, didn't mean he was a nice guy.  After that, he was kind of the front runner.

Politics tab is -----> that way. Keep this shiat out of here
2020-09-28 9:38:24 PM  
1 vote:
Meh I don't find it nearly as terrifying as the Happy Toyz truck,
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