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2020-09-28 6:56:26 PM  
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2020-09-28 10:27:15 PM  
Vampire
It is Romania after all
 
2020-09-28 10:30:02 PM  
"I don't think we will see a mayor like him again."

Or WILL you?!

🎶 dun dun DUUUUN 🎶
 
2020-09-28 10:30:06 PM  
"I don't think we will see a mayor like him again."

That settles it, he's now a poltergeist.
 
2020-09-28 10:30:34 PM  

Man with the Red Eyes: "I don't think we will see a mayor like him again."

Or WILL you?!

🎶 dun dun DUUUUN 🎶


*shakes boney fist*
 
2020-09-28 10:30:43 PM  
Absolutely a vampire.
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2020-09-28 10:32:29 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Absolutely a vampire.
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Kinko's quality
 
2020-09-28 10:37:08 PM  

Flincher: Purple_Urkle: Absolutely a vampire.
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Kinko's quality


Aluminum?
 
2020-09-28 10:37:34 PM  
John Ashcroft sympathizes. And can get farked.
 
2020-09-28 10:37:53 PM  

Flincher: Purple_Urkle: Absolutely a vampire.
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Kinko's quality


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Many a necronomicon has been disseminated by Kinko's, just as Thomas Jefferson intended.
 
2020-09-28 10:41:32 PM  
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2020-09-28 10:52:01 PM  
Step 1: find a dude who looks like Ion Aliman

Step 2: have Trump watch Interview with a Vampire, present it as an intelligence brief since he can't be trusted with the real thing but won't read it anyways so why bother, just let him watch Brad Pitt hit on a 10 year old for 2 hours instead.

Step 3: have Ion Aliman "The Vampire" meet Trump and bite him, but also dose him with scopolamine

Step 4: have Trump sign his be President for life Executive Order that's really his resignation
 
2020-09-28 10:54:33 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Absolutely a vampire.
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Is he alive in that photo? If so, maybe he should have loosened his tie a bit.
 
2020-09-28 10:55:29 PM  

Steampunk Gallagher: Man with the Red Eyes: "I don't think we will see a mayor like him again."

Or WILL you?!

🎶 dun dun DUUUUN 🎶

*shakes boney fist*


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You got to know when to hold 'em... 😉
 
2020-09-28 11:14:21 PM  
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2020-09-28 11:19:48 PM  
Zombie Vampire, or Zompire if you will. Or Vampire Zombie which would be a Vambie.

These are strange times after all.
 
2020-09-28 11:26:28 PM  
Phuquette.

At this point, I'll take both.

/ RELEASE!!!
// the
/// apocalypse!
 
2020-09-28 11:37:13 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Absolutely a vampire.
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Going by the pic in article...are we positive we can rule out Werewolf?
 
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