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2020-09-28 6:28:18 PM  
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2020-09-28 6:31:47 PM  
That's not terrorism douchebag. This is terrorism:

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2020-09-28 6:39:04 PM  
However, the case will not be pursued by the prosecutor

When asked for a comment on the accusations, DeWine's office sent the following statement: "If this were serious, I would have a comment. Because it is patently absurd, I do not."


And there you go
 
2020-09-28 7:38:27 PM  
The virus doesn't give a fark about your political opinions. Mike DeWine has been more or less apolitical in his pandemic response, so shut the fark up you ass-backwards idiots and stop trying to kill more people in my state.
 
2020-09-28 7:38:52 PM  
Such senseless amusing to behold Republican on Republican violence covfefe.
 
2020-09-28 7:39:17 PM  
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2020-09-28 7:39:45 PM  
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2020-09-28 7:40:54 PM  
Only one is a mendacious asshole.
 
2020-09-28 7:41:40 PM  

edmo: That's not terrorism douchebag. This is terrorism:

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Only 168 people died there.
 
2020-09-28 7:41:54 PM  
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2020-09-28 7:42:56 PM  
Hey dumbfark, if the State can make you wear a seatbelt, use your turn signal, and not speed they can make you wear a mask and stay 6 feet apart.
 
2020-09-28 7:45:40 PM  
Immediately thought... must be Ohio. I win nothing, except the knowledge that the shiattiest state does the shiattiest things (other than Florida...)
 
2020-09-28 7:46:52 PM  
please be desantis please be desantis please be desantis

noooooooooooo
 
2020-09-28 7:46:55 PM  

Min5trel: Immediately thought... must be Ohio. I win nothing, except the knowledge that the shiattiest state does the shiattiest things (other than Florida...)


We voted for Obama, twice. Ohio is shiatty, but we aren't Texas, Mississippi, or Alabama.
 
2020-09-28 7:47:15 PM  
I knew this was about Ohio before clicking the link.

I think DeWine is terrible, but am glad he's our Republican governor instead of someone else's Republican governor. He's stuck between appealing to his constituency (morons) and everyone else. He's at least taken things seriously, but could have done much better in the early days of the outbreak.

But, as said above, let them fight. Hopefully this sours enough people on Republican leadership in the state.
 
2020-09-28 7:47:27 PM  

Min5trel: Immediately thought... must be Ohio. I win nothing, except the knowledge that the shiattiest state does the shiattiest things (other than Florida...)


Well, the Browns are over 500. That's one thing Ohio's got going for them, at least?
 
2020-09-28 7:49:19 PM  

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I was so happy to get the fark outta Ohio but then I ended up in Georgia. Something about pots and kettles I guess. I wish Kemp had half the brains of Gov. Mike DeWine .
 
2020-09-28 7:49:55 PM  
Jesus farking Christ on a crutch, these people are brain dead.
 
2020-09-28 7:52:32 PM  
Last time I checked, it killed a lot more of ''these people'' aka black people than it did whitey so the GOP are fine with COVID infecting as many people as possible... so its kind of like terrorism since they are spreading terror and death to achieve political aims (killing their political ennemies aka black people)... so yeah its terrorism.
 
2020-09-28 7:55:24 PM  
Oh I see this is a "fringed flag" filing.
 
2020-09-28 7:56:24 PM  

ruudbob: Fissile: [Fark user image 850x850]

I was so happy to get the fark outta Ohio but then I ended up in Georgia. Something about pots and kettles I guess. I wish Kemp had half the brains of Gov. Mike DeWine .


Georgia is the southern version of Ohio.

Atlanta::Columbus, OH
Augusta::Cleveland
Columbus, GA::Cincinnati
Macon::Dayton
Savannah::Toledo
Athens, GA::Athens, OH
Sandy Springs::Akron

So you really never left Ohio, if you look at it that way.
 
2020-09-28 7:58:52 PM  
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2020-09-28 7:59:41 PM  

edmo: That's not terrorism douchebag. This is terrorism:

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That is ~also~ terrorism.

But that piece of shiat didn't help kill 4700+ Ohioans SO FAR
 
2020-09-28 8:00:15 PM  
The article didn't mention the state lawmaker's political affiliation AFAIK but as you've probably guessed...

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2020-09-28 8:02:16 PM  

Weatherkiss: The virus doesn't give a fark about your political opinions. Mike DeWine has been more or less apolitical in his pandemic response, so shut the fark up you ass-backwards idiots and stop trying to kill more people in my state.


Ohio represent.

I normally funny your posts but this time you got a smart outta me.
 
2020-09-28 8:02:25 PM  

WordsnCollision: The article didn't mention the state lawmaker's political affiliation AFAIK but as you've probably guessed...

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This is my shocked face.
 
2020-09-28 8:03:14 PM  

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Feels like an eternity
 
2020-09-28 8:05:40 PM  
So, I looked up this idiot on twitter and found a new hero. Some guy keeps tweeting at Mr Becker that he slept with his wife, etc. Because this guy gets so little traffic, you can't miss those tweets. It's juvenile, true, but some just ask for it.
 
2020-09-28 8:06:39 PM  

JAGChem82: Min5trel: Immediately thought... must be Ohio. I win nothing, except the knowledge that the shiattiest state does the shiattiest things (other than Florida...)

Well, the Browns are over 500. That's one thing Ohio's got going for them, at least?


Only because they beat the Bengals.  That's not saying a lot.
 
2020-09-28 8:07:01 PM  
I am so mad about my liberties getting taken from me; my freedom being stolen. To make me feel better, I'm going to go tell gay people not to be gay; it's my right.

This is how arrogant they are. If you don't hate religion, you're part of the problem.
 
2020-09-28 8:09:53 PM  
To be fair, this is not the stupidest thing he ever did. From Wikipedia:

In 2003, before his election to the legislature, Becker wrote a letter to the editor of the Cincinnati Enquirerpointing out that as Massachusetts had recently allowed same-sex marriage, the federal government was required to amend the Constitution to prohibit such unions, or failing that expel Massachusetts from the Union The previous year, in another such letter, he proposed allowing Alaska to leave the Union so that it would be free to produce more oil.
 
2020-09-28 8:11:15 PM  

danvon: To be fair, this is not the stupidest thing he ever did. From Wikipedia:

In 2003, before his election to the legislature, Becker wrote a letter to the editor of the Cincinnati Enquirerpointing out that as Massachusetts had recently allowed same-sex marriage, the federal government was required to amend the Constitution to prohibit such unions, or failing that expel Massachusetts from the Union The previous year, in another such letter, he proposed allowing Alaska to leave the Union so that it would be free to produce more oil.


And he wants to be my latex salesman.
 
2020-09-28 8:21:59 PM  
I will never understand how anyone could think the government is not allowed to impose restrictions during a public health emergency.

It's not just a good idea.  It's literally what they are supposed to do.  It is their job to protect the public.  And that will certainly mean that people will be inconvenienced.  This is not a violation of your rights to tell you things like, "You need to wear a mask and keep your distance, for the protection of others."

That seems like a pretty reasonable request.  But for some reason these people think that's akin to violating their rights.

I can only imagine that they don't wear seat belts or motorcycle helmets.
 
2020-09-28 8:30:00 PM  
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That is the visage of a man who has never received, much less given, a blowjob, and deeply regrets it.
The "gnaws at you in your dreams" kind of regret...
 
2020-09-28 8:33:13 PM  

edmo: That's not terrorism douchebag. This is terrorism:

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but what Trump is doing is a neglectful genocide
 
2020-09-28 8:38:03 PM  
Terrorism and littering aaaand... littering aaaand... littering aaand...
 
2020-09-28 8:39:45 PM  
As an Ohioan, I am sorry for our behavior.
 
2020-09-28 9:00:30 PM  
Somethin' semi-related occurred to me recently. Part of the right-wing hysteria about masks is 'the government's tryin' to mark us like the Jews in Nazi Germany' bullshiat, right? But the governments are asking EVERYBODY to wear a mask.

...Therefore, the people not wearing a mask are the ones displaying their political affiliation on their sleeves. And thus, if the government WAS actually persecuting Republicans, Republicans are basically doing their job for 'em.
 
2020-09-28 9:30:11 PM  

Pichu0102: As an Ohioan, I am sorry for our behavior.


Ditto.

/provincial putz.
 
2020-09-28 10:17:42 PM  

Weatherkiss: Min5trel: Immediately thought... must be Ohio. I win nothing, except the knowledge that the shiattiest state does the shiattiest things (other than Florida...)

We voted for Obama, twice. Ohio is shiatty, but we aren't Texas, Mississippi, or Alabama.


You are from Ohio? My mom's side of the family have been in Akron for over a hundred years. I was born there. Mom just sold her parent's house and purchased her own place in ... how to say this ... an ethnically less diverse part of town.
 
2020-09-28 10:20:08 PM  

1974 Dodge Monaco: Pichu0102: As an Ohioan, I am sorry for our behavior.

Ditto.

/provincial putz.


Yup
The only thing that shocked me was that I figured it was the idiot from Urbana.
 
2020-09-28 11:13:59 PM  

The Ice Queen: 1974 Dodge Monaco: Pichu0102: As an Ohioan, I am sorry for our behavior.

Ditto.

/provincial putz.

Yup
The only thing that shocked me was that I figured it was the idiot from Urbana.


When I heard on the radio that a state lawmaker was try to charge Dewine I would have bet money it was Nino Vitale.
 
2020-09-28 11:53:19 PM  

1974 Dodge Monaco: Pichu0102: As an Ohioan, I am sorry for our behavior.

Ditto.

/provincial putz.


fark that.  I'm not going to apologize for some Republican douche.   If Janine Boyd was doing this, well then I would apologize.  However, she's not a Republican moran.
 
2020-09-28 11:56:14 PM  

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That is the visage of a man who has never received, much less given, a blowjob, and deeply regrets it.
The "gnaws at you in your dreams" kind of regret...


If it's any consolation, there's also the slightest hint of a smile that indicates a man who has cut a hole in his pants' pocket
 
2020-09-29 11:35:28 AM  

powhound: Weatherkiss: Min5trel: Immediately thought... must be Ohio. I win nothing, except the knowledge that the shiattiest state does the shiattiest things (other than Florida...)

We voted for Obama, twice. Ohio is shiatty, but we aren't Texas, Mississippi, or Alabama.

You are from Ohio? My mom's side of the family have been in Akron for over a hundred years. I was born there. Mom just sold her parent's house and purchased her own place in ... how to say this ... an ethnically less diverse part of town.


I'm originally from Akron and at the time I didn't understand why my immigrant parents were so upset at the public school system.  The school board told them my siblings and I were to go to a particular school to promote 'racial equality'.  I was the only white kid in kindergarten.  

Needless to say my folks stayed broke and in massive debts to send us to a private, Catholic school.  

I go back every once in a while and over the years it has really become a massively crumbling shiathole.  But, they got an Amazon warehouse being built where the mall used to be terrorized by gangs so that's nice I guess.
 
2020-09-30 5:22:00 AM  

Min5trel: Immediately thought... must be Ohio. I win nothing, except the knowledge that the shiattiest state does the shiattiest things (other than Florida...)


And whats your state, douchebag?
 
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