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(The Caledonian Record)   That Twilight guy finally gets a portrait in the statehouse. Not that one the other guy   (caledonianrecord.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Montpelier, Vermont, Vermont, Friends of the Vermont State House, painting of Alexander Twilight, Middlebury College, Washington, D.C., Orleans County, Vermont, Vermont State House  
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2020-09-28 8:49:58 PM  
Still a better love story than---


....oh, wait.
 
2020-09-28 8:51:52 PM  
So not sparkles?
 
2020-09-28 8:52:46 PM  
Elise Guyette's book, "Discovering Black Vermont,"

Elaine: Would you like something to read?
Old Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine: Uhh...how about this leaflet, Discovering Black Vermont?
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2020-09-28 8:55:22 PM  
Finally people figured out what's happening. Good times are ahead now that we are movin on up. Someone please tell Sanford and son not to talk to Cosby.
 
2020-09-28 8:58:25 PM  
This guy?

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2020-09-28 9:01:59 PM  
Mustache Dad?
 
2020-09-28 9:13:52 PM  
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I believe you mean, that Lighthouse guy.

This was the best movie to watch a week before everything went to shiat and I was having a Cassandra moment.

Sometimes I still wake up late at night with dreams of being trapped on an island with Willem Defoe.  Who's the sparkly vampire now, biatch!

...I have not gotten enough sleep...
 
2020-09-28 9:14:11 PM  
Guy look more like a vampire than Edward, anyway.
 
2020-09-28 9:20:22 PM  
Does the portrait sparkle?
 
2020-09-28 9:24:17 PM  
I thought you might be referring to Paul Newman
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2020-09-28 9:30:31 PM  

ChuckRoddy: Guy look more like a vampire than Edward, anyway.


Seriously. What is it about daguerrotypes that make everyone in them look simultaneously dead and hungry for your soul?
 
2020-09-28 9:30:32 PM  

ChimpMitten: [Fark user image image 850x712]

I believe you mean, that Lighthouse guy.

This was the best movie to watch a week before everything went to shiat and I was having a Cassandra moment.

Sometimes I still wake up late at night with dreams of being trapped on an island with Willem Defoe.  Who's the sparkly vampire now, biatch!

...I have not gotten enough sleep...


Dude, you need to pick up a Garfield comic or watch My Little Pony stat! I say this as a fark friend out of concern.
 
2020-09-28 9:41:47 PM  

Penguin_named_Nori: ChuckRoddy: Guy look more like a vampire than Edward, anyway.

Seriously. What is it about daguerrotypes that make everyone in them look simultaneously dead and hungry for your soul?


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2020-09-28 9:57:45 PM  

Penguin_named_Nori: Seriously. What is it about daguerrotypes that make everyone in them look simultaneously dead and hungry for your soul?


I wonder if the Twilight one was touched up by hand to enhance his eyes. Maybe he closed them or blinked and blurred them.

I used to duplicate old photos, and bad retouching was common, like this guy's buttons.

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2020-09-28 10:32:45 PM  

Schrodinger's toilet trained cat: Penguin_named_Nori: ChuckRoddy: Guy look more like a vampire than Edward, anyway.

Seriously. What is it about daguerrotypes that make everyone in them look simultaneously dead and hungry for your soul?

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*Homer Scream*
 
2020-09-28 10:34:20 PM  
This guy?

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2020-09-28 11:12:05 PM  

Penguin_named_Nori: ChuckRoddy: Guy look more like a vampire than Edward, anyway.

Seriously. What is it about daguerrotypes that make everyone in them look simultaneously dead and hungry for your soul?


It was their version of ducklips. They're just old skool equivalent of selfies.
 
2020-09-28 11:14:06 PM  

almandot: Does the portrait sparkle?


Nah it just look like another shiatty Kincade print.
 
2020-09-29 12:09:53 AM  
That isn't the other guy.
 
2020-09-29 12:49:27 AM  
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2020-09-29 2:29:14 AM  
America, the country where both your parents can be white, but you are black.
 
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