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2020-09-28 9:19:28 PM  
I'm going to reread the book about how crappy things were on the farm during the 1850s when everyone was snowed in for the winter and pregnancy was the only form of birth control.
 
2020-09-28 9:26:32 PM  
I love cross stitch. But I f*cked up my hand. Kinda need that thumb.
 
2020-09-28 9:39:39 PM  
This article brought to yuo by every Wes Anderson movie ever.
 
2020-09-28 11:11:37 PM  
1. No. This isn't Victorian England, "spiritualist" is a synonym for "confidence person," never mind the fact that a séance typically involves multiple people in close proximity, one of the dumbest things you can be doing right now.
2. Fark, no. I fit none of the stereotypes that would allow me to glue 33's to my goddamned bathroom wall & insist that everyone take it seriously.
3. Absolutely!
4. Fark your ad.
5. My entire goddamned house is a book nook. I have so many books I had to put lally columns in my crawlspace.
6. FFS, no. I'm going to do my level best to forget this entire damned decade - why would I dead-tree-blog it?
7. I have no hair. Beard styles, maybe, but my wife isn't a fan of muttonchops - I know, I checked.
8. FFS, no. Go ahead. Try to grow enough parsley for a single meal. Now, try not to eat a month's effort all at once.
9. No. See 1, above.
10. "Curate an art wall?" FFS, do you mean "hang up some pictures?" You can take the first farking off-ramp from Pretention Turnpike and return to local traffic.
11. No. No, I think I'm not going to throw trash around my house & call it an "improvised" anything.
12. First, fark your ad. Second, go ahead, start a fire.
13. The first real, productive, useful suggestion in the entire farking list so far! Yes, absolutely - do something that results in a durable good that you didn't buy.
14. ...huh?! No. First, the only glass door I have slides open & closed, onto my patio, and this isn't Fallout 4.
15. FFS, no. Yes, feel free to learn an instrument, but try not to be your own caricature - avoid the ukelele, the accordion, or any instrument that doesn't have a person dedicated to playing just that one instrument in an orchestra or band. If it's an "instrument" you can find at a Tuchuk encampment played by a drunk geek in a loincloth, you probably want to avoid that one, too.
16. See the second point of 12., above. The only thing worse than being confined to your house during a pandemic is to then burn that house down.
17. You can two-tone my ass. No.
18. ...why? I'm not in the Potter, Black, or Dumbledore family lines, so it doesn't farking matter. Besides, I'm reasonably familiar with my presumed lineage.
19. DO NOT DO THIS! First, you're never going to get 99.9% ethanol unless you work at a lab - Everclear is just 97.5% (195 proof), and the best you're usually going to get for isopropyl is 91% right now. Diluting 91% isopropyl to a 2-1 ratio only gives you 60.6% alcohol hand sanitizer - the absolute minimum, per CDC recommendations - which you're now putting into your own containers instead of containers meant & marked for alcohol products, labelling as "moonshine," and then becoming confused when your neighbor's kid drinks it & becomes horrifically sick. That's why the FDA & CDC told everyone, quite explicitly, to not make your own hand sanitizer. Please don't do this, FFS, no matter how friggin' bored you are; hand sanitizer is readily & widely available now.
20. If you followed this list, the planning you should be doing needs to involve a mental health professional and, in extreme cases, may involve the Baker Act.
 
2020-09-28 11:18:14 PM  
Build powerful lasers and synchronize their mods for that extra quality Gaussian beam.
 
2020-09-28 11:23:56 PM  

pup.socket: Build powerful lasers and synchronize their mods for that extra quality Gaussian beam.


Too busy building a phase conjugate mirror on a micro-drive rotating assembly capable of positioning the mirror along two axes, for some reason or another.
 
2020-09-28 11:33:20 PM  

FormlessOne: pup.socket: Build powerful lasers and synchronize their mods for that extra quality Gaussian beam.

Too busy building a phase conjugate mirror on a micro-drive rotating assembly capable of positioning the mirror along two axes, for some reason or another.


Good to know someone is building a defense system for the Death Star beam.
 
2020-09-28 11:39:27 PM  

pup.socket: FormlessOne: pup.socket: Build powerful lasers and synchronize their mods for that extra quality Gaussian beam.

Too busy building a phase conjugate mirror on a micro-drive rotating assembly capable of positioning the mirror along two axes, for some reason or another.

Good to know someone is building a defense system for the Death Star beam.


Keepin' it real, although little pickles keep appearing with increasing frequency in my dreams. Weird.
 
2020-09-29 3:45:52 AM  

FormlessOne: pup.socket: FormlessOne: pup.socket: Build powerful lasers and synchronize their mods for that extra quality Gaussian beam.

Too busy building a phase conjugate mirror on a micro-drive rotating assembly capable of positioning the mirror along two axes, for some reason or another.

Good to know someone is building a defense system for the Death Star beam.

Keepin' it real, although little pickles keep appearing with increasing frequency in my dreams. Weird.


At least it's not Hollyfeld is his pajamas.
 
2020-09-29 10:18:50 AM  

FormlessOne: First, you're never going to get 99.9% ethanol unless you work at a lab


Does a home lab count as "work at a lab"? I made methanol once, that turned out to be a huge waste of time, as I have no use for methanol.
 
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