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2020-09-28 8:54:29 PM  
ok, but I hope it's used responsibly.

by which, I mean to make Aviations.

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/also it's a little creepy if you scrooble for aviation gin, you don't see any recipes for the drink - all the top results are about him?
//searcing for gin aviation, however, is a bit more reasonable
///farking SEOs, like car salesmen and cockroaches
 
2020-09-28 10:00:23 PM  
Aviation Gin is pretty crappy - so many better choices... Monkey 47 FTW
 
2020-09-28 10:00:34 PM  
I was really hoping for a commercial release of Nap Time!
 
2020-09-28 11:31:25 PM  
A leather belt?
 
2020-09-28 11:45:03 PM  
Nah, I'm good, dawg:
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2020-09-28 11:59:35 PM  

Elzar: Aviation Gin is pretty crappy - so many better choices... Monkey 47 FTW


huh, *tapatap* that one sounds pretty good!

kinda-sorta (Narrator: no, extremely.) broke right-meow 'cos I spent a hunnert bucks buying the ingredients to give $mai_waifu 2 weeks of me mixing up Grape Apes 1-2x every day on-demand, up through her birthday next month.
- 1 part ocean spray cranberry
- 1 part welch's grape
- 1 part sour mix
- 1 part Chambord (holee-fark that stuff be espensive)
- 2 parts 3-Olives grape vodak (eh, they were sold out of Pinnacle handles)
- twist if we have any citrus en-cucine
- ice + stainless, 60s hard-shake, strain, done

but I'll have to look that gin up later this year, tyty.

/getting a random-tangential kick 'cos, Monkey 47 vs. I stole the grape-ape recipe from our locale she loved to order the drink: 3-monkeys
 
2020-09-29 1:20:18 AM  
arg can't do gin first time i got drunk in my life was with gin got 2/3 of a 40oz bottle down (14-15 y/o) then spend the next 12 hours puking my existance out. to this day just the smell of the thing turns my stomach.
 
2020-09-29 1:40:28 AM  
It's been done.

Let Kids Drink - SNL
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2020-09-29 2:04:35 AM  

bluewave69: arg can't do gin first time i got drunk in my life was with gin got 2/3 of a 40oz bottle down (14-15 y/o) then spend the next 12 hours puking my existance out. to this day just the smell of the thing turns my stomach.


with you on this one. so, the first time us Charlottesville NRAO nerds got sent on a field trip to Green Bank? yeah, there was an actual bar in the dorms. 70s laminated wood and everything! we were like, "oh we makin' martinis all nite long... that we only heard of from books and such!"

to. this. day. any form of Vermouth (yes, yes, even the unopened one you vaguely wave at the glass from like 2 buildings away) creeps me the eff out. look, there was a lot of technicolor rainbows that weekend. I mean, I still like to order Negronis and whatnot, but still.

/still love the diesel transportation at greenbank, ah tellyu whut

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//oh good-lawd, my tiny-mind just de-condensated the 'ting about, "books and such"

Jen Meets Roy & Moss | The IT Crowd Series 1 Episode 1 Yesterday's Jam
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2020-09-29 7:22:11 AM  

Elzar: Aviation Gin is pretty crappy - so many better choices... Monkey 47 FTW


Well, that's disappointing...haven't tried it yet.

Will still do so at some point, but I'll lower my expectations accordingly.

/not like I drink the stuff straight anyway
 
2020-09-29 7:54:20 AM  

Elzar: Aviation Gin is pretty crappy - so many better choices... Monkey 47 FTW


i'm a fan of Whitney Neil's Rhubarb & Ginger gin
 
2020-09-29 8:06:29 AM  
Elzar

oh and gorrammit, I totally meant to sneak in something asking you to bam it up a notch :(

/bam!
 
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