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2020-09-28 3:13:43 PM  
asbestos underwear
 
2020-09-28 3:14:19 PM  
Strippers
 
2020-09-28 3:15:27 PM  
My cat.
 
2020-09-28 3:18:50 PM  
Don't be silly.
There is no "afterlife."
 
2020-09-28 3:19:12 PM  
A huge debt.
 
2020-09-28 3:20:19 PM  
Pets and spouse.
Knife and some basswood blocks.
And figs. Fresh figs.
 
2020-09-28 3:20:45 PM  
I don't need anything.  Well, except...

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2020-09-28 3:21:38 PM  
It depends on when and where. If the destination is Hell and the date is tomorrow, I can think of a few people to take with me.
 
2020-09-28 3:21:41 PM  
All of you bastards.
 
2020-09-28 3:22:53 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: I don't need anything.  Well, except...

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Well there went my idea for a reply.  Kudos.
 
2020-09-28 3:28:00 PM  

H31N0US: All of you bastards.


By this this you mean, dragging us into the afterlife kicking and screaming like a Pharaoh would. I didn't mean it that way with the strippers, I wouldn't drag them to hell with me.
Like my friend H3, I would take all you bastards.
 
2020-09-28 3:29:52 PM  
I like how no one owns a kindle.  This is a like a different version of "show your desktop" where people post desktop screen-shots with icons to programs they never use or just downloaded and the one person who accidentally left their "big-fat-asses porn" folder in view is the only one being honest.
 
2020-09-28 3:31:05 PM  
This CD

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2020-09-28 3:32:05 PM  
Donald Trump

/you are welcome
 
2020-09-28 3:33:55 PM  
My camera and a chocolate pie.
 
2020-09-28 3:34:28 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Donald Trump

/you are welcome



Came here to say this. And I'd kick his ass for eternity.
 
2020-09-28 3:38:01 PM  
my dog, if he's not already waiting for me

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2020-09-28 3:49:53 PM  
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2020-09-28 4:00:44 PM  
Beer, gin, smokes, pizza, Bob Mould, Brian Wilson, They Might Be Giants, Dave Grohl, some musical instruments, the 1992 Dolly Parton, and Tay-Tay
 
2020-09-28 4:08:50 PM  
Tequila, some Bach....
/It'd be very.
 
2020-09-28 4:12:29 PM  
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2020-09-28 4:14:08 PM  
Memories or music.
 
2020-09-28 4:19:48 PM  
Death Cab for Cutie - I Will Follow You into the Dark (Official Music Video)
Youtube 3iV_1ESMHaI
 
2020-09-28 4:20:17 PM  
A towel, obviously.
 
2020-09-28 4:21:56 PM  
Everyone else in that's in the car with me.
 
2020-09-28 4:25:04 PM  
Lube
 
2020-09-28 4:29:28 PM  
Sarah Vandella
 
2020-09-28 4:34:56 PM  
Broken stuff
 
2020-09-28 4:36:37 PM  
A Potato
 
2020-09-28 4:36:54 PM  
Hypothetically, if the afterlife is a form of heaven, you wouldn't have a want that wasn't already offered. If you were destined for hell, there would be no want granted. I guess the question really is a personality test - if you could take one thing with you to forever island, what would it be? In that case, it would definitely be a vuvuzela.
 
2020-09-28 4:44:14 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Hypothetically, if the afterlife is a form of heaven, you wouldn't have a want that wasn't already offered. If you were destined for hell, there would be no want granted. I guess the question really is a personality test - if you could take one thing with you to forever island, what would it be? In that case, it would definitely be a vuvuzela.


Trying to get kicked off the island...I like it...
 
2020-09-28 4:45:20 PM  
A few guitars, probably the Martins, noise cancelling headphones and my phone, assuming they Wifi and XM there.
 
2020-09-28 4:48:25 PM  
All the other passengers.
 
2020-09-28 4:49:40 PM  
The refund application.
 
2020-09-28 4:50:01 PM  
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I want it to be a good place
 
2020-09-28 4:55:09 PM  
My cat.  My dog if I still had a house but, given my circumstances, my cat.
 
2020-09-28 4:57:55 PM  
 
2020-09-28 5:04:55 PM  
elvisaintdead wins the thread, entire internet, IMHO.
 
2020-09-28 5:55:26 PM  
Squirrel Nut Zippers "Hell" - Music Video directed by Norwood Cheek and Grady Cooper
Youtube yS2IBMQIjDo
 
2020-09-28 5:55:41 PM  
Can't Take It with You
Youtube QQhRN0fG3XA
 
2020-09-28 5:58:10 PM  
take a bible and start preachin' about the after-after life because why should we have to put up with than nonsense here and NOT there!?
 
2020-09-28 6:04:00 PM  
The Chernobyl nuclear reactor.
Excuse me, I have a contract to negotiate...
 
2020-09-28 6:11:51 PM  
*Squints* All of YOU
 
2020-09-28 6:13:35 PM  

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we're gonna need a bigger boat.
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2020-09-28 6:15:45 PM  
I'm taking the key to the men's room.
 
2020-09-28 6:20:11 PM  
With my luck,
All my worldly troubles...
 
2020-09-28 6:24:23 PM  
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A good defense.
 
2020-09-28 6:25:22 PM  
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2020-09-28 6:32:51 PM  
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/ on second thought, maybe not...
 
2020-09-28 6:44:24 PM  
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While we are there . . .

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