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(DeadState)   Anyone really care what Mike Huckabee thinks of the Trump tax scandal? I didn't think so, but in case you feel like punching yourself in the face, here it is   (deadstate.org) divider line
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2020-09-28 2:24:47 PM  
Huckabee did not say a thing when Donald joked about pimping out Huckabee's daughter to Kim Jong Un. That says a lot about Huckabee's opinions.
 
2020-09-28 2:31:57 PM  
Mike Huckabee on bombshell Trump taxes report: 'So what? - I didn't elect him to be my tax accountant'
Did you elect Clinton to be your marriage counselor?
 
2020-09-28 2:32:34 PM  
Asking a Huckabee if they've changed their mind on something based on new information is a completely worthless tactic.

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2020-09-28 2:35:22 PM  
The entire Huckabee clan has confirmed repeatedly that they all share the same single neuron, and that the one that likes to kill dogs is hogging it right now.

It's very sad.
 
2020-09-28 3:31:02 PM  

iheartscotch: Huckabee did not say a thing when Donald joked about pimping out Huckabee's daughter to Kim Jong Un. That says a lot about Huckabee's opinions.


Rich, authoritarian son-in-law? The heck is wrong with that?
 
2020-09-28 3:31:05 PM  
I've seen the same attitude all over social media today.  They don't care.
 
2020-09-28 3:32:57 PM  
That's been the essential message from the Trumpers on my social media today.

I simply reply with this.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/29/us​/​politics/trump-amazon-taxes.html
 
2020-09-28 3:33:40 PM  
im afraid to stray outside of my normal internet viewing habits.  i took one look at Fox news and there was nothing about the taxes on there.  Im not going to look at comments, weirdo websites, or whatever.  I cant handle the idiocy.
 
2020-09-28 3:33:43 PM  
Mike Huckabee knows a lot of pedophiles.
 
2020-09-28 3:34:01 PM  
Mike Huckabee's son tortured and murdered a dog and his daughter got paid to lie on behalf of a corrupt traitor to this country.

That has fark all to do with Trump's taxes, but it needs to be pointed out in every Huckabee thread to remind everybody what a bloviating sack of hypocritical pig shiat the Huckabee family is.
 
2020-09-28 3:34:07 PM  
I just punched myself in the face instead of clicking the link.
 
2020-09-28 3:34:28 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Mike Huckabee knows a lot of pedophiles.


Well, he is a Republican.
 
2020-09-28 3:34:30 PM  

freakay: im afraid to stray outside of my normal internet viewing habits.  i took one look at Fox news and there was nothing about the taxes on there.  Im not going to look at comments, weirdo websites, or whatever.  I cant handle the idiocy.


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2020-09-28 3:34:42 PM  
Do I care what Huckabee has to say?

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2020-09-28 3:35:15 PM  
I care about that as much as I care about anybody knowing what time it is.
 
2020-09-28 3:36:44 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Mike Huckabee knows a lot of pedophiles.


"There is no child abuse greater than abortion."

Huckabee's go to response whenever he gets called out on this.
 
2020-09-28 3:36:47 PM  
"I didn't elect him to be my tax accountant," Huckabee continued. "I elected him to be president, and I'm really happy with the job that he's doing."

Here's the problem with the job that he's doing, Mike: When you have debts, you are more beholden to your creditors than you are to the American people. He is not being a President, he's being a compromised asset of foreign lenders. And he won't hesitate to sell state secrets to make himself whole.

Understand?
 
2020-09-28 3:36:58 PM  
Much like the Santorum thread earlier, why does Mike Huckabee have even one penny?

Does he do anything useful?

Why would anyone at all take any time, literally spend any seconds, to process any words he says?

The scale of the waste of even one human caring what this counterproductive trash says bothers me a lot.

This actually isn't a snarky comment at al nor was the Santorum one. I literally don't understand what they do at all that equals either one of them ever getting even a penny for it.

So, why do they get to eat any meals or have clean clothes? Seriously, why? They deserver neither and I can't imagine the mechanism that provides them with such. Are there humans involved at all? How? Why would any being with any respect accept anything at all in exchange for a he smallest amount of aid to such disgusts?
 
2020-09-28 3:37:12 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Mike Huckabee knows a lot of pedophiles.


That's why his daughter has a 190° field of view just to be safe.
 
2020-09-28 3:37:35 PM  
I think deep down he knows he raised a dog torturer/murderer and one of the ugliest creatures to ever take up the dark art of gaslighting. Not sure what that has to do with TFA I didn't read.

TLDR: When he dies the world will become a better place.
 
2020-09-28 3:38:49 PM  
Huckabee endorsed tax cheat Mickey Gates who was later expelled from the Arkansas House.
 
2020-09-28 3:39:02 PM  
Mike Huckabee has always been a loyal slave to the cult.
 
2020-09-28 3:39:37 PM  

Ishkur: "I didn't elect him to be my tax accountant," Huckabee continued. "I elected him to be president, and I'm really happy with the job that he's doing."

Here's the problem with the job that he's doing, Mike: When you have debts, you are more beholden to your creditors than you are to the American people. He is not being a President, he's being a compromised asset of foreign lenders. And he won't hesitate to sell state secrets to make himself whole.

Understand?


Huckabee's response: "And the liberals will not hesitate to murder innocent, unborn babies..."

/Huckabee always retreats to the "abortion bunker" to hide away from tough questions
//always
 
2020-09-28 3:40:19 PM  
LOL!  Anything to defect.  There is no bottom.  These Christofascists will twist their brains into pretzels to get what they want.
 
2020-09-28 3:40:58 PM  
White guy on on the phone telling us how he's worked for Trump and never heard any racism from him.  Great insight.
 
2020-09-28 3:41:27 PM  
Goddamned wrong thread again.  I suck.
 
2020-09-28 3:42:28 PM  
Help a non-American out here, please

I do not understand the severe entrenchment of your politics. Left & Right. The complete refusal to listen with an open mind and search for real, fair, balanced, inquisitive answers to the simple political questions of the day.

Americans over 40: Did you ever think that your nation would elect a man that is partially literate, sleeps around openly and unashamedly, lies so blatantly and obviously (all politician lie, but this is beyond the pale and you either see it or you are blind to it.) and shouts profanities to all, including Boy Scout jamborees?

I can list a number of accomplishments of your current President, though I may not agree with some of his choices, he has accomplished...stuff.... Yet the political left will not even give him his due when they happen.

What happened to the strong centre? Have you been beaten down and shut up so much you no longer have a voice?

Why is the American mind closing so much, so quickly and so dangerously?
 
2020-09-28 3:43:27 PM  
This won't ever not be my favorite Huckabee meme

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2020-09-28 3:44:44 PM  

Ishkur: "I didn't elect him to be my tax accountant," Huckabee continued. "I elected him to be president, and I'm really happy with the job that he's doing."

Here's the problem with the job that he's doing, Mike: When you have debts, you are more beholden to your creditors than you are to the American people. He is not being a President, he's being a compromised asset of foreign lenders. And he won't hesitate to sell state secrets to make himself whole.

Understand?


Why would he have a problem with that?  He and his predecessors have been trying to destroy America ever since they lost the Civil War.
 
2020-09-28 3:45:19 PM  
You raised a son that tortured and killed a dog.  Who gives a f*ck what you have to say about anything.
 
2020-09-28 3:47:02 PM  
Trump wasn't elected to be a gynecologist, but that hysterectomy story.
Trump wasn't elected to be a race relations expert, but the dog whistle industry is booming.


Hell, since the one thing that does seem to be a concrete part of the Republican platform (as opposed to just screwing over the libs and colored people) is to reduce taxes for the rich, you kind of didelect him as your tax accountant.
 
2020-09-28 3:47:19 PM  
huckabee and other christians are being extra christian today.  As a group they are certainly hell bent on making their label a synonym for evil, amoral, lying, rape loving, stupid and racist.
 
2020-09-28 3:48:10 PM  
JFChrist. My dad's a celeb and was interviewed on Huckabee's show not long ago. To say there are daddy issues with our different worldviews is an understatement. I love my father, but he definitely drank the FlavorAid. Between the conspiracy theories I had to grow up listening to, and his staunch support for Trump in spite of innumerable failures, it's hard to have a meaningful conversation these days.

Funny side note: Last night we attempted a civil phone conversation about safety during this pandemic when he stopped me to say "Let's not make a religion out of this. We need to pray for..."  where I stopped him to point out the obvious. Didn't go over well. So I kept it to fluff topics we could agree on. What's sad is that I credit him for my love of science at an early age. Not sure what happened.
 
2020-09-28 3:49:15 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: I think deep down he knows he raised a dog torturer/murderer and one of the ugliest creatures to ever take up the dark art of gaslighting. Not sure what that has to do with TFA I didn't read.

TLDR: When he dies the world will become a better place.


I don't believe in Heaven or Hell.

But I do indulge the fantasy just to imagine the expression on the faces of people like the Huckabees when they get to the pearly gates, only to find St Peter literally rolling on the floor laughing, saying "you are soooooo not going to like what happens next".
 
2020-09-28 3:50:30 PM  
The Huckabee klan protects molesters.

They should probably all be investigated.
 
2020-09-28 3:50:52 PM  
I don't understand why people still think Republicans are going to break ranks. Why would any of them care about anything involving Trump's tax situation?

I mean, NOW? After years of his time in office, now is when they are going to start infighting? Just when everything is going according to plan for them?

We are way past the point where they make so much as a token effort to not be hypocrites. Everything they've dreamed of is within their imminent grasp, they don't give two shiats what anyone thinks.
 
2020-09-28 3:51:18 PM  
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Trump lies, people die. Trump cheats on taxes, GOP relaxes.
 
2020-09-28 3:55:52 PM  
Hanged a dog, slit its throat, and then stoned it to death.  That's your son, Mike.  That's God's gift to you, you Republican f*ck.
 
2020-09-28 3:55:55 PM  
You didn't hire your kid to be a dog catcher.  That doesn't make his killing a dog an acceptable thing, Governor Gravyboat.
 
2020-09-28 3:56:20 PM  
Huckabee and Sarah Sanders are both human garbage.
 
2020-09-28 3:56:53 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Mike Huckabee knows a lot of pedophiles.


Well, he didn't hire him to be a babysitter.
 
2020-09-28 3:56:54 PM  
I'd say stick to stand-up comedy but please stop that too.
 
2020-09-28 3:59:05 PM  

TimeCubeFan: JFChrist. My dad's a celeb and was interviewed on Huckabee's show not long ago. To say there are daddy issues with our different worldviews is an understatement. I love my father, but he definitely drank the FlavorAid. Between the conspiracy theories I had to grow up listening to, and his staunch support for Trump in spite of innumerable failures, it's hard to have a meaningful conversation these days.

Funny side note: Last night we attempted a civil phone conversation about safety during this pandemic when he stopped me to say "Let's not make a religion out of this. We need to pray for..."  where I stopped him to point out the obvious. Didn't go over well. So I kept it to fluff topics we could agree on. What's sad is that I credit him for my love of science at an early age. Not sure what happened.


Some people's brains have a best before date. My mom taught me to listen to experts in their fields, verify facts, treat others as I want them to treat me, etc etc... And now she's a goddamn anti-vaxer who said she felt super guilty about all the vaccine injuries she inflicted on child me.
 
2020-09-28 4:00:37 PM  
Why is this gas bag still relevant ????


December 2019

Mike Huckabee claims Donald Trump IS eligible for a third term and boasts he has been 'named to head up the 2024 re-election campaign in an apparent troll against Democrats
Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee teased Democrats by saying that he had been appointed to head President Trump's 2024 re-election campaign
As he promoted a Fox News Channel hit, Huckabee said Trump will be eligible to serve a third term
He blamed the 'illegal attempts by Comey, Dems, the media, et. al. attempting to oust him as POTUS'
 
2020-09-28 4:01:19 PM  

koreakatz: Help a non-American out here, please

I do not understand the severe entrenchment of your politics. Left & Right. The complete refusal to listen with an open mind and search for real, fair, balanced, inquisitive answers to the simple political questions of the day.

Americans over 40: Did you ever think that your nation would elect a man that is partially literate, sleeps around openly and unashamedly, lies so blatantly and obviously (all politician lie, but this is beyond the pale and you either see it or you are blind to it.) and shouts profanities to all, including Boy Scout jamborees?

I can list a number of accomplishments of your current President, though I may not agree with some of his choices, he has accomplished...stuff.... Yet the political left will not even give him his due when they happen.

What happened to the strong centre? Have you been beaten down and shut up so much you no longer have a voice?

Why is the American mind closing so much, so quickly and so dangerously?


You can blame racism for that.  Ever since the founding of America, a large number of Americans have held some level of racist views, and while in the late 20th century it became extremely unpopular to express racist views openly, the racists and the racist ideologies never went away.

And then in 2008, Barack Obama became President of the United States, and the racists completely lost their shiat.
 
2020-09-28 4:01:45 PM  

vrax: Goddamned wrong thread again.  I suck.


Yer good...As with most Fark threads, it works...
 
2020-09-28 4:06:11 PM  

koreakatz: Help a non-American out here, please

I do not understand the severe entrenchment of your politics. Left & Right. The complete refusal to listen with an open mind and search for real, fair, balanced, inquisitive answers to the simple political questions of the day.

Americans over 40: Did you ever think that your nation would elect a man that is partially literate, sleeps around openly and unashamedly, lies so blatantly and obviously (all politician lie, but this is beyond the pale and you either see it or you are blind to it.) and shouts profanities to all, including Boy Scout jamborees?

I can list a number of accomplishments of your current President, though I may not agree with some of his choices, he has accomplished...stuff.... Yet the political left will not even give him his due when they happen.

What happened to the strong centre? Have you been beaten down and shut up so much you no longer have a voice?

Why is the American mind closing so much, so quickly and so dangerously?


That's easy.  One side actively supports Nazis and their belief system, while the other side doesn't.  When they're on the same side as Nazis, there's no room for debate, a center, or listening.  There's only room for fighting back against their attempts to rule over the rest of us.  That's why there's such little debate...because you don't debate autocrats, you wipe them out.
 
2020-09-28 4:07:46 PM  
Mike Huckabee is the only acceptable way to make fun of bass players.

// bass player
// fark Mike Huckabee
// it's almost enough to wish Shavo('s bass tech, TIL...) had cracked him across the head, and left Brent Hinds alone
 
2020-09-28 4:11:23 PM  
When Trump wanted his daughter to be a whore, Mike regretted not thinking of it earlier
 
2020-09-28 4:21:12 PM  

Tarl3k: koreakatz: Help a non-American out here, please

I do not understand the severe entrenchment of your politics. Left & Right. The complete refusal to listen with an open mind and search for real, fair, balanced, inquisitive answers to the simple political questions of the day.

Americans over 40: Did you ever think that your nation would elect a man that is partially literate, sleeps around openly and unashamedly, lies so blatantly and obviously (all politician lie, but this is beyond the pale and you either see it or you are blind to it.) and shouts profanities to all, including Boy Scout jamborees?

I can list a number of accomplishments of your current President, though I may not agree with some of his choices, he has accomplished...stuff.... Yet the political left will not even give him his due when they happen.

What happened to the strong centre? Have you been beaten down and shut up so much you no longer have a voice?

Why is the American mind closing so much, so quickly and so dangerously?

That's easy.  One side actively supports Nazis and their belief system, while the other side doesn't.  When they're on the same side as Nazis, there's no room for debate, a center, or listening.  There's only room for fighting back against their attempts to rule over the rest of us.  That's why there's such little debate...because you don't debate autocrats, you wipe them out.


With respect. This is exactly the kind of answer that I write of above. Close minded. Ignorant of history, off-balanced and ill informed, and lacking basic curiosity. It leads only to the deaths of millions and an enslavement of a nation. Have caution with these thoughts.
 
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